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This week's Constellation whisks us to a galaxy far, far away to talk about all things Star Wars.

Once all wings report in, Commander Gene leads the squadron in a discussion about Star Wars video games, from the earliest titles to the most recent entries. With countless games released over the course of five decades, which Star Wars titles are the most fun, the most difficult and the most forgettable. Vice-Admiral Brad wants to get a few things off his chest concerning the Star Wars 'Special Edition' films. The 1997 rereleases of the original three Star Wars movies is a divisive topic, and Brad and company shoot first with some real talk about messing with perfection. Grand Moff Colin picks our brains about the man who started it all, George Lucas. Is the inventor of Star Wars a wizard or just a crazy old man? Finally, Darth Dagster shares his plan for how the Star Wars films should have gone after 1983's Return of the Jedi. He may finally get the chance to run the show over at Lucasfilm after this one.

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Jason3d1

Hyped for this one!

Greg Wallace

Gonna break the pattern for Gene, I’m a liberal who likes Solo🤣 It was a fun

Marcus Brown

Anyone else fans of most of what Star Wars has to offer yet weirdly here to listen to them being taken apart? Lol

Cormac

Yes lol, have issues with a lot of the new stuff but overall still find a lot of enjoyment in most of it!

Carlos

The best piece of Star Wars fiction ever written is KOTOR II. Never before or since have I experienced a Star Wars story that deep and intriguing

Saint947

I’m conservative and I fucking *hate* Solo. I hate the choice of actors across the board, and I hate their individual performances. I hate the visual aesthetic, and I hate the story decisions. The fact that you say you “loved Solo” gives legitimacy to what is uncontestedly the MOST FUCKING RETARDED moment in Star Wars history: How Han Solo got his name. Here’s a little jog for your cortical creases: Guard: Name? Han: Han Guard: Last name? Han: It’s just Han. Guard: Oooookkkkk… So… Han……… Solooo…. You CANNOT FORGIVE THAT. I will not allow you to. Here’s where you pull back, and go “Woah”, and I say, as long as you propagate this RIDICULOUS positive assessment of Solo, you will find me your ardent contender. And with that, I issue you a Union-backed, fully stock options vested, Stand Down®️, Colin.

Matthew Hopkins

Jedi survivor was also the moment when I realized I can’t take in any more Star Wars content.

Cyberslut69

Big Correction guys, You said the actor that played boba/Jango Fett was an Australian Aboriginal, if you had ever seen one you would know he is clearly not, the actor is a New Zealand Māori. Please look at some Australian Aboriginals, they are very distinct looking, you won’t get them confused with any other race. Very concerning all 4 of you believed this. Sorry to say, this really just enforces the stereotype that Americans know nothing about other cultures or countries.

Steve Bitto

Still can’t get over how well Brad fits in with LSM.

Braeden Burge

The continuous trash talk of episode 8 when it’s the only movie to understand Star Wars since Empire is ridiculous. Worse than all the prequels, Colin? Really? I’ve never heard a more certifiably insane thing come from Colin’s mouth. Watch episode 8 and 2 back to back and try to say that’s true, it’s impossible.

NinjaDC

The problem with Kathleen Kennedy is she isn't a creative person, but a money person. Kathleen has a long, successful history in Hollywood, but mostly in an executive producer or similar role. That role deals with financing and managing the finances of a film production. And she was very good at that. However she was placed in the head creative position at Lucas, which was a terrible decision. She is smart, but isn't a creative or story teller. Putting her in charge of the story direction of Star Wars was like putting a Bob Iger or Chepek in charge.