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Here's the final installment of our series from the Satanic Temple Gathering in Scottsdale! In this episode, we go to the TST's 'Impurity Ball' at a nearby nightclub and speak to Christian protestors who arrived to confront Aron Ra and accompanying Satanists. We also learn the backstory behind 'Bartimus,' a Satanist who had to change his legal name due to a lifetime of schoolyard bullying.

It was a lot of fun making this series. 

Enjoy,

Andrew, Evan and Nic. 

Comments

Gilena Simons

To those who say someone hates god, I always ask who’s? Amen. 🇬🇧

Gilena Simons

Excellent reporting. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧

Anonymous

dude fr said Shut the fuck up in the most aggressive yet most calming way

Anonymous

Hell yeah, hail Satan!

Anonymous

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and white rappers

Anonymous

the freestyle is so hard to watch ... amazing work as always guys

Anonymous

Hahaha!! Aron Ra telling some Christians to shut the fuck up is exactly what I needed today!

Craig

whew, so glad there was a freestyle. i was starting to worry for a bit.

E C

Impurity ball looked like a good time. I see the draw of the Satanic Temple. The non-theistic religious community is something I had no understanding of except for a glance at the Wikipedia page in the past. Definitely an interesting topic for a narrative inquiry and case study to create a scientific record in a social science journal, like APA monitor.

Kai Hacker

How do you possibly encounter this many people that want to freestyle

Anonymous

😂😂 i refuse to believe the freestylers arent trolling, swear they almost broke character

Yak

Good thing they're all popes and therefore have papal infallibility, otherwise they'd be in real trouble.

Anonymous

cool raps!

Anonymous

something about the guy that freestyled is unnerving to me

Anonymous

not the finale we needed but the finale we deserved (only tangentially related but i highly recommend richard dawkins' 'the god delusion' to anyone that hasn't read it)

Anonymous

I had a distant relative names dick tingle hhahah. Another wonderful video thank u

man

yeah those two guys are definitely trolling

Peter Bedford

This was a fun series.

Benjamin Glover

how do you always find the rappers

Anonymous

Loved this one. Great editing work

Anonymous

Need me some more bodega satan orgies in my life

Joe King

Needs more Impurity Ball and less lame white boy slam poetry.

Da_Hoser

Yeah, I was hoping to see more footage of the impurity ball. It's YouTube safe, that's probably why there's so little of it

Anonymous

10/10 series

Annathiikaa

Minneapolis don’t want that guy Scottsdale can have him no prob lol

Nathan Parks

Yeah within seconds of their part I could feel trolling vibes, but regardless it was hilarious

Anonymous

Andrew has that kind of aura that just makes people want to try. Hell, I've never rapped in my life outside of a few Eminem verses I memorized in high school, and if I ever ran into Andrew I could easily be talked into humiliating myself on camera by showcasing my lack of freestyling skills.

Anonymous

damn, those were some cool raps

Anonymous

he really spit some cool raps

Anonymous

I'm loosing circulation in my extremities.

Anonymous

How do you get people freestyling so frequently?? I've literally never had an interaction with someone and had freestyling come up let alone have someone offer to do it. But it happens in like 90%+ of Channel 5 videos? Astounding work. Give these guys more money.

Anonymous

They probably ask questions for people like "Hey, do you like/can rap ?" and really noice questions for asking to people being themselves. Or perhaps nothing really related, just coincidence.

Anonymous

Hahaha No shot! Those last two guys had to be trolling

Phlegm Leroni

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Phlegm Leroni

keep all that fuck anyone saying lose any part of this video fiytb

Anonymous

Aw fuck, that dude is from Minneapolis, sorry everyone. But "harder than semen" does slap tho, no cap

Neal

when he said he listened to a lot of metal i was like ok i believe it. Then andrew does it again and finds the man with the bars. idk how you do it dude. finding people who wanna spit has gotta be your super power

Anonymous

haha I thought that is what he said at first but I think he said "cement" lol

Anonymous

Dick Tingler dabbing!

Anonymous

you really saved the best for last guys lmao this is fantastic

Anonymous

The debate bros 💀💀💀

Anonymous

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

Anonymous

I totally support these peoples right to have this “impurity ball” as long as there’s no children present but damn does it give me the heebie jeebies.

Jeff M

how does andrew and crew always, wherever they go, find the white guy willing to debase himself by spitting the whackiest of bars

Anonymous

that freestyle was 🥶

Anonymous

It's amazing how, no matter where you go, if you show up with a microphone and a camera people will start freestyling. Also that satanic party looked like a jam.

Anonymous

Andrew = Freestyle Magnet

Anonymous

I was that stranger he was talking about!

clown shower

things that are inevitable: life, death, taxes, and people rapping for Channel 5.

Anonymous

Spit a couple cool raps, yeah, uh,

Anonymous

This was a 21+ event held at a bar. There weren't even any nipples exposed. Children would never be invited to a sexually themed TST event.

Anonymous

@Setnakt, what would I do without YOU here to tell me how to be Satanic? Not believing in the supernatural can be confusing for people, and it's ok if TST Satanism doesn't work for you. I feel that my personal Satanism doesn't rely on aesthetics or being goth. I am not a spooky person, or anti-christian, yet I still manage to be 100% a Satanist. I also manage to do this without giving a single fuck about if you think I'm doing things in a way that make sense to you. I would also say that I CAN define Satanism, for myself. It sounds like you define Satanism for yourself. No need to gatekeep.

Anonymous

Good to know that there are a few people out there who call my ordinary weekend an impurity ball.

Gavin

That christian rapper sounds exactly like Krispy Kreme.

Anonymous

@danger Being critical of TST isn’t telling you how to be satanic. Since you clearly do give a fuck you could’ve bothered to reply to the substance of my comment instead of talking about how you feel about your subjective experience. If you feel attacked defend yourself or stfu.

Anonymous

Hey boys. Y’all should come to SF for 4/20. There’s a huge event in golden gate park. it’s the first year in SF that weed can be sold legally at the event and Mike Tyson is gonna be there. It’s always a wild time with interesting people.

Anonymous

those were some cool raps

Anonymous

that freestyle was slick

Anonymous

"I'll light your farts on fire with my rhhhhhhhhhhhhymes" Krispy Kreme had bars.

Anonymous

dude you have to be fucking kidding how do you find so many freestyle rappers

Anonymous

Hey Fellas! I love your channel, didn't realize you had a connection to Okc, was cool to see and I enjoyed the coverage. I wanted to reach about a possible investigative opportunity into recruiting practices of the armed forces, there access to high schools and minors without parents consent, and lack of regulation or ethics when recruiting a student. I'm a vet who experienced this and after witnessing once again an over reach on a recruiters part I've decided to try and do something. I've drafted an email for my local rep to try for a meeting. I'm not looking for personal gain/exposure/money or anything. I would prefer to remain anon if possible anyways. I'm just reaching out! thank you for what you do anyways

Anonymous

i love how theres more footage of the dude freestyling than the "Impurity Ball"

Anonymous

bro i genuinely can't even believe those last two guys were serious, there's no way.

T

I love how the Jesus guy with the bj is like cracking up the whole time dude is freestyling, Jesus gave him some bars tho! As always amazing job boys.

Stef

“Harder than Semen!” Looks like the impurity ball was kinda a bust. Jesus bars was funny though!

Anonymous

pretty sure he said cement, semen woulda hit way harder

Anonymous

of course they found a white rapper lmao

Anonymous

Those 3 homies agreeing to disagree and singing John Denver is epitome society.

Jake Wilty

hardest freestyle since justin🔥🔥🔥📈📈📈📈

Anonymous

I had to keep pausing the video because the raps were so ice cold I was worried I'd be frozen dead.

Anonymous

ayo pub rock live

Anonymous

I got ahold of and scheduled a meeting with my Rep for later this week!

Anonymous

100gecs 4 life

Anonymous

That man looks like Money Maker Mike but raps like Froggy Fresh

Anonymous

"Just kidding Minneapolis" was the best part lmao

Quil_

I love channel 5

Anonymous

Dick Tingler is a cool dude

Alex

Jesus would be proud of the superior bars that dude is spitting. Amen. And Praise Channel 5.

Anonymous

impurity ball looks like an actual really fun night NGL.

Anonymous

Mans spat bars so holy he baptised all my kids

Josh Fried

Bars for Jesus. Andrew never fails to find a reckless freestyler.

Anonymous

Dick Tingler is my new dad.

Anonymous

Literally the last guy I would expect to freestyle in this video

Anonymous

BARS ON BARS! How do you find these people?

Dan Vee

bars

Anonymous

I made this t-shirt design for TST…they never used it. https://springfish.bigcartel.com/product/fake-news

Keva Stewart

Andrew is a magnet for white rappers. lmao

Anonymous

lol xtians

Anonymous

there's absolutely no way those guys aren't trolling that was hilarious

Anonymous

Rapping really is the only true universal religion

Anonymous

this was a great 1

Anonymous

Love how this channel brings people together

Anonymous

Dick Tingler is a great name NGL, seems like a real one.

Anonymous

I hope the next ones at the location they had the ball

Anonymous

Oops, outclassed in every way by The Satanic Temple. Hurts to be a Christian.

Matty Groves

stay safe in Ukraine boys

Anonymous

Oh man. Second hand wizards trying to loudly outlogic eachother in a parkinglot was an allegory for my mind too close for comfort.

Anonymous

My man spitting bars repping Jesus Christ

Anonymous

0:39-0:43

Anonymous

it takes a certain amount of pathos to be a desperation freestyler and the jesus rappers are the ones with shit pent up

Nazar Soroka

how does andrew always find people willing to rap/freestyle on camera? unreal

Anonymous

FUCKIN BARS

Anonymous

top 3 spitters on the channel so far. can't wait for the rap battle to end all rap battles

Thomas

An orgy? Sounds unsanitary

Anonymous

Fockin bors

Andrew R

This is common practice in poor neighborhoods. In high school we had dudes there every week during lunch.

niteowl9491

i love that almost everyone at the orgy/ball is still wearing a mask (and little else) lol

Anonymous

yooo i gotta see even more footage from the impurity ball

Anonymous

You are a magnet for mid white rappers

Anonymous

beuatifull ending

Anonymous

Mans was so close to spitting a semen bar

Jan Kopp

anybody got bros beat email?

Anonymous

freestyle had me dying

Anonymous

Kung flu

Anonymous

Some thug named "Andrew" has bombed the microwave

Anonymous

he sounds like froggy fresh

Andrew Holmes

spittin bars for Jesus Christ