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Here's our coverage of the 'March for Unity' in Hollywood, California on October 9, 2021, featuring our old friend, Kelly J. Patriot.

YouTube age-restricted our unlisted link to this video, so this is our first time using Patreon's built-in video feature. Let me know if there's any issues!


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Anonymous

anti-vaccinate me daddy

Anonymous

Melissa McCarthy seems quite upset

Anonymous

Exciting

Anonymous

California republicans are an insane group of people

umichwolv

Welven spittin facts

Anonymous

“Have you seen Tom Hank’s son?” Lmfao

Anonymous

if new zealand also turns out like this im moving to antarctica fuck that

Anonymous

the dueling interviews lmao

maddy

we need to see the bernie anti vaxxer extended cut pls

Anonymous

Being in the music industry there’s a bunch of hippie wooks that are antivax bc they are scared it could kill them but will snort random white powders off the floor of a music venue bathroom. If you take untested drugs from strangers but are afraid of the vaccine, you should prob invest in some test kits before you run your mouth about a vaccine that has been tested. If you decide to run your mouth, make sure you do it on channel 5 tho.

Anonymous

DEEZ NUTS LMFAOOOO

tehnasty

That Bernie dude probably believes he can just sweat out the covid

Anonymous

french guy seemed cool

Anonymous

Shoutout Bernie guy lolol

Anonymous

You guys just keep getting better.

Anonymous

Always wondered what the deez nuts guy has been up to

Anonymous

I rlly rlly love all the recurring characters. Thank you, Andrew.

Anonymous

I see the thumbnail and play button, but when I click it, I get a black screen with white text that says "Sorry. Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here."

Anonymous

Missed opportunity to call it Hollywood Squares

Anonymous

This just made my day, keep up the good work. Any update on the merch orders?

Danny Buchanan

Was nice to see the French guy as the dose of sanity for the video. Definitely helps breaking it up to just have normal guys. Didn't expect deez nuts

Anonymous

the European approach was so refreshing after the screaming from the melting guy

Anonymous

that first lady is FiFI Larue, the Gothic Killer Clown of Rock' N'ROLL. no doubt.

Anonymous

just wanna say thank you once again to andrew, nick, and evan for all the work you’re doing. I full heartedly believe you guys are the most important journalistic entity in the us currently. each video is such a raw reflection of the true state of things and I leave every video with an internal dialogue of some sort that helps me broaden my world view somehow. In a somewhat hopeless feeling news and social media cycle, I feel truly blessed to have y’all around. Keep up the amazing work dudes

Anonymous

Wait... FUCKING WELVEN DA GREAT??

Anonymous

This was great, once again. Deez nuts guy was a good dose of chill

Anonymous

Big up Da Yute Dem

Anonymous

"Is that a gimbal? Look how stable your man is?" Hahahahaha.

Anonymous

F'ing YouTube! Works great here. I may give this a try for my next Patreon update. Good looking out.

Anonymous

My g this is golden

Anonymous

Yo this is some dannnnnkity dank hog slop, I'm engorged.

Anonymous

There is no god damn way the woman talking about Chet is real

Anonymous

unbelievably based

Raj Doddi

Oh my gah, this one is a doozy x'D

06baby

Andrew is the only person that actually knows the deez nuts guy’s name. Also keep up Patreon video format don’t let YouTube hold y’all down

Anonymous

This is god tier editing and story telling

Joe King

This might be your best work yet.

Neal

Oh my god the callback to Chet was so good. The overly sweaty bernie bro. excellent work guys

Anonymous

based french guy

Anonymous

Bro this was completely off the rails and I loved every minute of it.

Anonymous

Nice way to end it with French Guy

GM

great work, gentlemen! this is true journalism <3

Anonymous

THE GREAT

Anonymous

Vid worked great on here. Thanks for risking your lives for this incredible content

Anonymous

The walking double interview was bussin

Anonymous

this is like your best video yet

Anonymous

Channel 5 w/ Kelly and Andrew

Anonymous

We need a random French guy’s take for every video now

ALX.V

Even if it's a pdf

Noah

awesome

Anonymous

genuinely concerned for that impressionable 17 year old being under kelly's tutelage lmfaoooooo

Bruko1

No way even the deez nuts guy was there. That is awesome

Grimace

The close ups of sweaty Bernie bro made me feel so uncomfortable

X Y V

This one's going to be a classic. The dueling interview segment was👌

Mux

Love the video. No hate, but concerned for your health not wearing a mask around all these people.

paul Electric

Thanks again Andrew and the of channel 5 for all your great content of getting the truth out there. America, land of the uneducated social media graduates!

Anonymous

This is fucking brilliant

Togalithy Rempers

Reverse Satanic Jamaican Chet Hanks made me laugh hard

joseph

Litmas

Anonymous

Full Circle

Anonymous

Anyone know how to cast this to a chromecast? Or is that just not possible within the app?

Anonymous

The contrast of him talking behind the psycho lady was just perfect

Alex Daugherty

I was entirely too high to watch the first 45 seconds.

Anonymous

omg this one was so good yall! great job! "i like the jan 6rs" nice.

Anonymous

loving the extended closeups

Anonymous

Man everyone is so close, then at the last minute they swerve off into blood libel and satanism. Great video as always, I'm gonna support you guys forever.

Anonymous

Go to the Google Home app, select the Chromecast and click Start Casting. It will mirror your phone

Anonymous

Wonder what her reaction to knowing Chet Hanks was interviewed by Andrew recently would be. Love the crossover episodes

Anonymous

quality reporting the ridiculousness almost frightens me people just trying to inflate their egos and prove their points instead of leaning on the actual

Anonymous

damn dude that maga YouTuber laughing as he talked about the blood rituals almost to acknowledge how fuckin insane he sounds was crazy. Awesome work guys absolute banger

Anonymous

fuckin' DOCUSIGN loooooooooool

Anonymous

deez nutz was the best cut I've seen all month

Anonymous

Absolutely not expecting that cameo...holy shit.

Kyli

Oh man, this is genius.

Anonymous

based french

Shariar Behdad

I love the recurring characters and the tie ins to previous episodes. you can't make this ish up. keep up the amazing content andrew and team

Anonymous

That first woman really said “Communist, Fascist…” while listing all that stuff… like. Lady those are polar opposite ideologies get a fuckin clue 😂

Anonymous

Great video!

Anonymous

sacré bleu, god bless u Andrew

Anonymous

Fcuking Jesse 🤮 ps many of this lot have been involved in local violence especially against the trans and LGBTQI community , Wispa specifically… also they are having a “fall love fest” this Saturday 1pm point Fermin park… guest speaker Tiny Toese head of Portland proud boys… and other local fascist fcuks… if you stay safe/dangerous you should head for content- guaranteed clown show

Anonymous

if he had got vaccinated it wouldn't have took, just immediately been sweat out

Joseph Narduzzi

Hi having buffering issues but maybe its just my internet. Great content dude haha

Anonymous

It blows me away how willfully ignorant people can be when it comes to vaccines. Farmers will vaccinate their farm animals but won't take it themselves. The irony that the majority of covid cases are in red states is not lost on me

Michael Kurowski

I feel bad for 1st lady’s teeth. They don’t deserve that much lipstick on them.

Anonymous

What a rollercoaster. Great video

Anonymous

Say it with passion bro

Anonymous

Hey, just a fyi Andrew!! You misspelled Cullman Alabama in one part of your video! Keep the good shit up man!!

Chocolate_Avngr

"It's kids growing up with tails..." oofta.

Chocolate_Avngr

Super lol @ "you like the Sixers?" "...the January Sixers!"

Anonymous

Andrew facing off against bizarro world Andrew was incredible

Nathan Lucas

This video had so many surprises in store. Loved ending off with based French guy. Bunch ‘o loonies and then you got deez nuts and French dude. Epic

Oden

video looks great embedded in here!!

Dylan Wilbur

Petition to have french guy end all the cuts.

Anonymous

big up the channel 5 cinematic universe coming together in this one. that welvin cut belongs in the library of congress

Magic Plants

I love how these moronic redneck sows take zero discretion and completely swallow hook line and sinker that Andrew believes their insane bullshit. Keep wrecking these idiots bro! #pwnd

David

your videos are impeccable guys. Best entertainment on the internet. Only thing I'd like is more of it, whether multiple videos or one long video. Its soooo good. soooo soooo good. thank you guys!!!

Anonymous

If not for you guys I think I'd lose sleep over not knowing how many hairs this lady has on the lower half of her face. You're doing god's work. omg the first 30 sec of this is packed with so much lol, the lipstick, "who"... omg anchor wardrobe on point "do u think that ur even gonna have a star of ur own" yall r good as shit at this, getting that guy there with his own mic lol

Anonymous

Some of the best content out there

VOID

my favourite part was when the french guy endorsed eugenics

Snake

Welven Da Great, Chet Hanks callback, the dueling interviews...there's a lot of great stuff in this one

Anonymous

yo will yall get andrew a good will suit but go get it tailored in the same shopping center or something. I feel like a custom 45 min tailored gw suit might be the evolution comedy sportz recording

Anonymous

... omg... big up da yute dem

Anonymous

FYI for anyone that doesn’t know: hating Tom Hanks is a huge thing within QAnon hahaha. That lady was fully Q’ed out

Anonymous

At this rate Kelly should be an honorary member of Channel 5

Anonymous

Masterpiece. You always have my support Channel 5

w h a t w a s t h a t s o u n d

When you do-si-do'd down the walk of fame doing that mic-off, I realised the American civil war never ended.

quicheone

Cullman not Colson lol

quicheone

this shit is incredible

Anonymous

‘Dumpster Fuck’ is now and forever added to my vocabulary

Anonymous

“what’s his name again?” LMAO

Anonymous

Could be best one yet. The editing on the description of satanic ritual description was utter genius

Eli

Could you pop in a download link in future videos if possible? I'm in a country with some very shitty internet right now

Anonymous

I can’t imagine how much you guys laughed editing this one. Incredible work hahahah

Anonymous

wow just wow, thank you channel 5

Anonymous

so many crossovers

a k tomasi

the greatest content on the internet today

Nathan Parks

The January sixers comment had me dying oh my god, Andrew is the goat.

Anonymous

The guy Kelly is a fascinating microcosm of an older generational type in America. So many talented people, with so much love to give, but so brainwashed by ideas that they lose themselves. Creepy crawlies in the vaccine? What the hell could that possibly mean? It would be too much of a bummer for a video, but I'd love to see him tour an ICU, have to defend his ideas against exhausted doctors and nurses who have been beat down by anti-vaccine patients dying in their units, their families wasting their last moments with their loved ones by demanding treatments they read about on the internet. Breaks your heart.

Anonymous

Didn't know Desmond from LOST had a MAGA Channel

Emily Louise

Man sweating at the end like Prince Andrew before his overdose of adrenaline in the falklands.

Anonymous

amazing stuff. Btw the guy in the suit is talking about jews and the practice of blood libel, damn nazi

Anonymous

Good to see Welvin

Urdnot Wrex

camera work amazing as usual.

Anonymous

Andrew interviews people the same way my therapist talks to me, I swear. I love it 😂

Anonymous

I know it's that subtle shit Andrew says that gets me the most. Cracked my shit up.

Anonymous

“And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.”

Anonymous

a dumpster fuck indeed

Anonymous

That hippy lady saying "big up da you't dem!" Had me crying. That whole part with chet hanks and her was brilliant!

Martin

Gold ✨

Anonymous

I wonder if the French guy has any interesting antidotes about His ex girlfriend breaking up with him because he wouldn’t add her on Facebook

Andrew Matson

76ers!! Philly represent!

Anonymous

The only media I trust is Channel 5

Anonymous

WELVEN!!!

Kavon Zamanian

Link doesn't work for me? Is the video still up?

Anonymous

This is a fucking masterpiece

Julien Barrette

Your ability to make these fucks question just enough to give you the deer in headlights look but not enough to puke up the kool-aid is a gift, man.

Awumpa

"Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here." Getting this error

Anonymous

Absolutely amazing - this video has so many layers on top of layers and has throwbacks to AGNB. Channel 5 is truly on the next level.

Anonymous

idk if this is happening to anyone else but it keeps buffering every 5 seconds and it won't let me change the video quality to anything but 4k or auto

Chad Rhodes

Holy shit seeing welvin was a fucking flashbang, only channel 5 can find such legends.

Anonymous

You better look up Chet Hanks wit dem Luciferian tattoos fi dem BIG UP LIKE SEVEN UPUPUP

Anonymous

This is probably the most "worth it" Patreon out there, period. When Andrew and the maga guy started interviewing each other I lost it

Anonymous

I can't follow the link?

Benjamin Jones

To be fair, it's hard to puke up the kool-aid when their brains have been marinating in it for months.

Benjamin Jones

Nothing but bangers from the Channel 5 crew. Also that four flag thing is pretty sweet, might want one of those myself, but keep only the American flag lmao

Anonymous

cant get over how they keep zooming in on the subjects mouth, 10/10 peak journalism

Awumpa

Error seemed to have to do with using Firefox. Works in Chrome

Anonymous

Love it, great job

Anonymous

Big Up Da Whole Island!

Anonymous

Love the way you did the intro, top notch quality.

Anonymous

Absolute glory!

Anonymous

This is one of the best videos you guys have made. Every minute of this was genius.

Anonymous

Vimeo is working perfectly

Anonymous

Fucking magical! So many twists.

Anonymous

this is exactly how I felt about this video. Like he has his humour but still great journalism.

Anonymous

Vimeo is working no problem. Great video

Anonymous

The French guy finale was brilliant.

Anonymous

Truly incredible work! I am constantly impressed at the composition of the videos, Andrews ability to keep composure with everyone he meets and the camera crews constant good angles

Anonymous

French dude representing logic like a savage

Anonymous

That Chet Hanks shit was hilarious.

Anonymous

That Bernie fan really had me a universal healthcare, until I saw his “Vaccines Kill” poster 😳

Anonymous

Just wow. This shit is so crazy. There seemed to be so much passion with such little logic. Lots of repeating what they have heard. Satanic, tentacle critters in vaccines? What?!

Anonymous

4 Banger. 4 flags on one pole.

Anonymous

Things are getting real weird. Love u channel 5 LOVE YOU

Anonymous

deeZ nuts cut historic

Loren Carvalho

Seriously, so blunt and perfectly concise, perfect juxtaposition to the insane conspiracies from the rest of the video.

Anonymous

This is just straight up quality content

Anonymous

Masterpiece

Anonymous

French guy for president

Anonymous

DEEZ NUTS IN THE HOUSE

Anonymous

It’s a dumpster fuck

Anonymous

cnn megaphone guy was wild

Anonymous

French guy is just most people and I love it.

Anonymous

thank god for the french guy

Anonymous

Video keeps freezing every few mins :( internet connection fast and fine.

Anonymous

Quality content once again. Well done team channel 5.

Anonymous

So good

Anonymous

Pretty sure my account got hacked but the dude has just been using it to watch these videos and like comments lmao

Anonymous

THere did not to be that much focus on her teeth gross

Anonymous

idk what privacy restrictions are enabled on this video but it prevents me from watching on firefox with blockers deactivated!

Anonymous

Please make this longer! I need more crazys!

PowerfulDragon

Love the ending. you either get it or you don't. it's simple.

Magic Plants

Got your Channel 5 coffee mug in the mail, it's shattered. No padding, not a single FRAGILE on the package, how did you think it was gonna arrive in one piece???

Anonymous

Why's the YouTube one longer?

Anonymous

I thought this was supposed to have "full-length interviews", its the same.

Anonymous

I love how all the lore is like connecting, you guys are getting like characters from different episodes to like interact with each other hahaha

MySelf69

dude the dude the man the dude the man with the teeth was so wholesome i loved it

Anonymous

Are the videos all the same ones people get for free, but we get them early?

Anonymous

Love ya Chan 5. Ever needa spot to stay in NYC hmu. Would be the highlight of a lifetime to let you crash on our couch. Also, we we gotta kegerator, rooftop access, and a sick dog

Anonymous

Still trying to process the fact that dude's anti-Hollywood Satanic rant happened right outside the Church of Scientology

Anonymous

Unable to watch video, I just get this: "Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here."

Anonymous

this was one of the best, incredible work all around.

Anonymous

"I'm a congressional candidate" *Cameraman immediately starts trying to get a clear shot of his neck tattoo* Absolute gold.

Anonymous

holy fuck man

Anonymous

Goated

Ryan

These somehow keep getting better and better.

Anonymous

8:30 hahahahah

Anonymous

Jah-luci-stafarian is the best. I think your Patreon contract is actually a satanic agreement. No one reads all those things. You screwed

Anonymous

3:00 - that look. a man says a lot with that look. :D

katrina

🔥🔥😂🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

best one yet thank you sir

Anonymous

I don't understand the outfit choice but you're the expert. Love you.

Anonymous

THE MF LIPSTICK

Dustin

FreedeomIzDope1

MySelf69

the creepy crawler part always gets me so good