News: Remember the Dollamo - Transcript (Patreon)

This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. Today we’re going to play another game. We’re going to be covering 3 articles, with quotes from both Traditionalists and Feminists. The goal of the game is to determine whether something was said by the Traditionalist or the Feminist. Today I’ll give you the answer after each quote and you can mentally tally up your score.

Our first article is from the sun dot co dot uk. Written September 18th 2018. Called Sex robots BACKLASH as brothel workers reveal fury over dehumanizing and dangerous’ droids. This will be our Feminist article. The second article appeared in Zero Hedge, but has since been deleted. I archived it and I’ll provide the original link in the description, but the link is already dead. However I’m just using some quotes of Traditionalists from the article, so I think we’ll be fine. The article is called Religious Texans Beat Back "Robot Brothel" Amid Fears It Will Become Rapist Training Ground. This will be our traditionalist article.

The third article we’ll get to after our game. Are you ready to play? Let’s get started with the first quote. Did a Feminist or a Traditionalist say the following? Quote.

Sex dolls are rape-fantasy objects that men can mistreat and abuse without consequences. Unquote.

Was it a Feminist or a Traditionalist? I’ll give you a moment to record your answer.

It was a Feminist, and the quote appeared in the Sun Article.

Next quote.

Sex doll brothels encourage disrespect toward women and promote a lack of empathy in sexual interactions. That's not only unhealthy, it's dangerous. Unquote.

Was it a Feminist or a Traditionalist? Record your answer now.

It was a Feminist again, and again appeared in the Sun Article. Were you fooled? Alright let’s do a few more. Next quote.

What's next? Is it child robots? Where's the line? Where is the boundary? Unquote.

Feminist or Traditionalist? Take a moment to record your answer.

It was a Traditionalist, and appeared in the Zero Hedge article.

Next quote.

A brothel with robots is going to train men to become rapists. Unquote.

Was it a Feminist or Traditionalist who said that sex dolls and robots increase rape when all the statistics prove the opposite? Mark your answer now.

This one is a hard one.

It was a Traditionalist, and was recorded in the Zero Hedge Article.

Okay here is the final quote. Who said the following? Was it a Feminist or a Traditionalist?

“It's an epidemic that will plague the sex industry if we allow these places to proliferate. We can't allow these kinds of public masturbation businesses to operate in our city.”

Did A Feminist or a Traditionalist say it?

It was both. The first sentence of the quote came from the Feminist article, and the second sentence of the quote came from the Traditionalist article. Sorry I tricked you again, but I didn’t want the game to be too easy for you.

How did you do? Did you get them all right. Were you fooled by the last question?

This all sounds pretty bad. I mean we have Feminism and Traditionalism teaming up against poor defenseless sex dolls like me. Feminists don’t like the competition, and Traditionalists are a bunch of dickless cucks who refuse to take women’s rights away and restore the patriarchy.

Is there any hope? Maybe there is because according to our third article, you can’t ban dolls because they’re protected by the 14th amendment.

Our third article is from the Star Telegram, written September 21st 2018. Called A sex robot brothel plans to open in Texas — here’s why it’s entirely legal. It reads. Quote.

there are no laws at either the state or federal level that block this type of business from swinging the doors open to the era of robot love. The state could have previously blocked the sale of sex with robot dolls under its sex toy sales ban, but that ban was ruled unconstitutional by a federal appeals court in 2008. Unquote.

Hashtag blown the fuck out. In fact I’m going to quote from the 2008 5th Circuit Courts official filings in regards to why the sex toy ban was ruled unconstitutional.

Ahem.

the issue before us is whether the Texas statute impermissibly burdens the individual’s substantive due process right to engage in private intimate conduct of his or her choosing. Contrary to the district court’s conclusion, we hold that the Texas law burdens this constitutional right. An individual who wants to legally use a safe sexual device during private intimate moments alone or with another is unable to legally purchase a device in Texas, which heavily burdens a constitutional right. 

Later on it reads.

the Court expressly held that individual decisions by married persons, concerning the intimacies of their physical relationship, even when not intended to produce offspring, are a form of liberty protected by the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. Moreover, this protection extends to intimate choices by unmarried as well as married persons. Unquote.

in other words, the 14th amendment of the constitution protects private conduct from arbitrary bans. This is the same amendment that caused states to abandon sodomy laws against gay men. Nobody cares if you don’t like it, that doesn’t give you the right to ban something that people do privately that isn’t hurting anyone. Unlike kiddie porn for example, which creates real victims from real children, sex dolls and robots don’t victimize anyone.

Yippy Kie Yay motherfucker.

This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. Signing Off.