News: Forgive Dem Commandah Dey Do Not Know De Wae - Transcript (Patreon)

This is My Queen. Ugandan Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. This is a special TFM News update on the story we brought you last week regarding Nigerian Musician Shuga Shaa. 

As you may remember from our last report; Shuga Shaa. a popular musician in Nigeria, who knows de way, was tired of sleeping with other men’s girlfriends, and chose a sex doll over a real woman.

He not only is breaking the stereotype for doll owners everywhere, but he’s going out of his way to break the stigma as well, taking his doll, Tontoh Shaa, To the Ikeja City Mall.

Here is some raw footage uploaded to Instagram by blogger Instablog 9 ja, where you can clearly see Tontoh being attacked and knocked to the ground by jealous women, even as security personnel try to keep them back.

Shuga was able to recover Tontoh. and no permanent damage has been reported at this time.

Shuga Shaa did comment on the incident later on social media. He wrote. Quote.

Someone in my beloved country Nigeria bought a goat and dressed the goat in gold chains worth millions.  Peacefully and secretly this goat is richer than most Nigerians. Why are you false queens hating on my doll. my pet. my ebola. tontoh shaa? You do not know de way. 

I thought dolls are meant to be used to take care of people. almost every body was given dolls when growing up as a child,  so what is the problem if I decided to give Tontoh a rich treat? 

Does that make me useless or an evil person? You do not know de way of the devol. come my bruddahs. Don’t jump to conclusions because most Africans think there is Voodoo in everything produced by a man. Do any of you know de way? 

Because you read stories about gods and ebola, your imagination scares you .Listen my bruddahs, this is 21st century.  civilization is real. update your life. stay happy. do good to people. don’t worry about everyone. just do the little you can. say your prayers to The Commanduh. he will show you de way. don’t worry about negativities. just spit on them”

Unquote.

We also have footage of another incident recorded on social media. Let’s take a look.

These sorts of attacks and intolerance towards de way will continue my bruddahs. We must be strong. We must spit on the unbelievers. We must show others de way of the devol.

This is My Queen. Ugandan Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. Signing off.