Nigerian Tyrone Knows De Wae - Transcript (Patreon)

This is My Queen. Ugandan Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to an article that appeared in Punch N G dot com April 18th 2018. Called Nigerian singer acquires sex doll, says he’ll no longer share girlfriends.

The article reads. Quote.

A Nigerian musician, Shuga Shaa, is excited as he took delivery of his sex doll, whom he has since named Tontoh. Noting some of the advantages of having a sex doll, he celebrates his newfound freedom of no longer having to share other people’s girlfriends. Unquote.

Shuga Shaa knows de way. This really dispels basically every myth and stereotype you hear about the owners of sex dolls.

Shuga Shaa isn’t a loser who can’t get laid. He’s a celebrity who has sex with other men’s girlfriends because women throw their pussies at men like him all the time. 

Even when he was the one benefiting from women’s hypergamy. Even when he was the one they were cheating with, instead of the one they were cheating on. He became disgusted with these women’s behavior and nature. So disgusted that he spit on them and bought a sex doll instead.

He doesn’t just list that he’s tired of sharing other men’s girlfriends, but that he’s tired of what he calls, quote. Late night tears or worries, unquote. The article speculates that he is referring to having to wait for sex, but I suspect that he is referring to these women who are cheating on their boyfriends with this musician worried about being caught by their significant other.

Someone in his position could easily be falsely accused of rape by one of these groupies trying to hide the fact that she is a cheater by claiming to be raped by him. It happens far more than you may realize.

So imagine that you’re Shuga Shaa, a musician who can sleep with any woman you want, even other men’s girlfriends.  Why would he buy a sex doll and walk away from women?

It’s simple. He knows de wae.

He has seen female nature laid bare before him. These women didn’t hesitate to cheat on their boyfriends with him, so how could he ever trust them to be loyal to him?

He has seen these women cry and worry about what they would do if they were caught cheating, and could have rightly seen how he was putting his freedom in danger by opening himself up to a false rape accusation.

Finally he has seen that these women are simply gold diggers. They only want him because he’s rich and famous. They see him as merely a resource to be used. An object to be exploited for money, for fame, and for utility.

Since these women see him only as an object, and they have nothing other than sex to offer. It makes all the sense in the world to simply get a sex doll and rid yourself of these toxic gold diggers once and for all.

If the epitome of an alpha male Tyrone like Shuga Shaa can know de wae, then do not let lesser men shame you for knowing de wae.

Do you know de wae?

This is My Queen. Ugandan Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. Now please welcome Shuga Shaa!

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