News: Kenya Get A Clue? - Transcript (Patreon)

This is My Queen. Ugandan sex doll correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to an article that appeared in Nairobi News dot nation dot co dot kenya. From February 25th 2018. Called MORAL POLICEMAN EZEKIEL MUTUA. bans advertising of sex doll samantha

Ezekiel Mutua. of the Kenyan Film Classification Board has taken it upon himself to ban all advertising of sex dolls. because according to him. it’s the same as necrophilia or having sex with a dead body.

He does not know da way. In fact, Mutua admits that the film classification board has no authority to ban the sale and importation of sex toys into Kenya. so he is using what little power he has to ban the advertising of these products instead.

I spit on him, and his weak ebola. 

Mutua said that his mandate is on what Kenyans consume and advertising such things is da way of the devol. That one cannot promote sex with a robot as a way of life. that we must protect our children from such things. And in his view there is no difference between having sex with a doll or robot and having sex with a corpse..

Let us address a few of Mutua’s points and show him da way.

Why are you bringing up protecting children? Protecting children from sex toys? Who is giving children sex toys in the first place? That’s like saying that because children shouldn’t drive cars that we need to ban advertisements of cars to protect the children.

Of course children shouldn’t be buying sex toys, and advertisements shouldn’t be targeted at children, but how is that different than any other product used by adults?

Assuming that noting explicit is shown in the advertisement, how would the advertisement be worse than an advertisement for tampons, pregnancy tests, or other adult products?

Secondly let us talk about the comparison of sex dolls to dead bodies. Ironically, Mutua brings up the topic of robots, which actually do move, and are not like dead bodies. So would he feel differently about these sex toys if they moved? Does he think that sex dolls which contain no animatronics are like dead bodies, but sex robots that move and speak are fine?

Of course he doesn’t. He just wants to ban all sex toys for men because he doesn’t like them. All this talk about children and dead bodies are simply him rationalizing his own ebola as something more than his opinion.

If you don’t like sex toys, then don’t buy them. If you don’t want a sex doll or robot, then don’t buy one. It’s that simple.

You’re not protecting children and you’re not affecting people with actual necrophilia. They already have plenty of dead bodies to have sex with.

Why? Because Kenya has 1.6 million people living with HIV, with the western parts of Kenya having infection rates as high as over 25% of a city’s population.

Would you like to know what might cut down of the spread of AIDS and save actual lives?

I’ll give you a clue. It’s the very thing you’re trying to ban because you do not know da way.

This is My Queen. Ugandan sex doll correspondent for TFM News. Signing off.