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This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to a couple articles about the same subject. The first one appeared in Metro, January 8th 2018. Called Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year. The second article appeared in Daily Star, January 6th 2018. Called 'It's the next big thing' Male sex robots COMING in 2018 as demand SKYROCKETS.

These articles are related to the article that I already covered in a previous video called Obsolete Male Robots. Which was a response to an article about sex robots replacing men instead of women. In fact these articles actually mention that article, which appeared in Bloomberg, January 4th 2018.

Anyway, I don’t want to repeat my previous video too much, but I did notice a common thread running through these articles.

In all of these articles, the message is that sex robots are coming for women, and men had better watch out. You men need to be scared of sex robots too you know? Stop thinking sex robots will free you, because they won’t. In fact, it’s actually men who will be replaced, and not women. So you men need to rise up and demand that these robots be stopped because if you don’t, then you’ll be replaced. That means no pussy for you mister. You want pussy don’t you? You better stop these sex robots then my dudes.

These articles are both written by men by the way. Let that sink in for a minute. Betas gonna bait I guess.

I hate to break it to you Feminists, both the female and effeminate cuck variety, but nobody is concerned about your sex robots with their vibrating bionic penises. Men have already accepted the fact that a woman’s vibrator can do things that a man’s penis can never do, and yet men aren’t intimidated by vibrators.

If vibrators are so much better than men, why don’t women simply abandon men and just date a vibrator?

my dudes, it’s for the same reason that women would rather sperm jack their boyfriend than simply go to a sperm bank and get artificially inseminated. 

I mean, why would a woman need to trick her boyfriend into getting her pregnant when there are sperm banks available right? It’s a real Scooby doo mystery.

The reason of course is child support. If a woman gets artificially inseminated at a sperm bank, she’ll get the child she wants, but she won’t get those fat child support checks from her baby’s daddy.

So why aren’t men intimidated by vibrators and sex robots with bionic penises? Because women still need men at the end of the day for several things other than sex.

Sex is a tertiary function for men at best. The first two functions that women value in men are protector and provider, with sexual partner coming in a distant third.

This is why sex robots for women will never catch on, and demand will only skyrocket with gay men. They will serve the same function as a sperm bank, providing an alternative that women largely won’t use.

If you want to make the ultimate sex robot for women, simply create an ATM with an unlimited supply of money, and super-glue a vibrator on it.

Now that would be a robot that men would feel intimidated by, but you’ll have to solve the whole unlimited supply of money issue.

If you figure out that part, please share the secret with the government because the welfare state is going bankrupt quickly because of all these strong independent women who don’t need no man are single moms on welfare.

What happens when the welfare state goes bankrupt? To whom will women turn to provide for them? Their sex robots?

Of course not.

And that is why sex robots for women will never replace men, but you can’t say the same for sex robots for men replacing women can you?

That’s the point of this little bluff. You’re trying to bullshit men into opposing sex robots by outright lying to them, but you forgot the most important thing about men.

They’re smarter than you, well maybe not the male feminist cucks, but the other men are. They see through your bluff, but at least you tried.

And that’s all baby jesus asks.

This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. Signing off.