IDAAFPA) Another One Joins The Show (unedited) (Patreon)

In a white space, a busty figure appeared right behind the old man laying on a shag carpet, watching the old CRT TV while eating a seemingly endless bag of potato chips. “Amilia, you came?”

“Mmm… The sub gods are all crying about how you haven’t been doing any work.” Amilia said as she sat down next to the old man and stuffed her hand into the potato chip bag.

“Hah! They think they have it hard. I have to sit here and watch this damn mortal day and night!” The old man complained.

“Hmmm? You are complaining about needing to watch a cat girl? I thought you loved cat girls. At the last god gathering, you even screamed it at the top of your lungs.” Amilia rolled her eyes. She knew this old man was not having any issues watching the cute cat girl on the screen.

“It’s not the cat girl that is the problem. It is who the cat girl is. You know our last isekai?” The old man asked.

“Yeah. We had to drop the truck on him…. Wait! Are you telling me the cat girl is that man!?” Amilia’s eyes widened. She never thought the cat girl was actually the man they had just recently isekai’d!

“Yes. Well, his current form is a form of punishment as well as him not being able to remember what he looked like or his original sex. The problem is not what he looks like but what he asked for. I kinda blundered and gave him two perks. The first of which was fine, but the second….” The old man scratched his head as he stopped holding Amilia in suspense. “He asked for plot armor.”

“Plot armor? Wait, you mean….” Amilia finally began to understand. “So he asked for plot armor which means you have to keep an eye on him at all times. Hahaha! He really got you!”

“It’s not funny! You know, if he has something he needs or something that is needed for the current place he is in and he doesn’t have it, I have to help him with those items! Like earlier, he needed an inventory for his items. So I sent down a manual to create a dimensional space. As punishment, I made him roam the mountains for a whole day and led him to every bandit den there. I even created a few extra just cause I was angry! I mean, I had to alter that world’s entire system in order to work in his favor! That bastard actually asked for something that was not banned in the isekai system! I had to get it added so no one else could ever ask for such a thing. But now I am stuck watching the bastard until he dies. And that is only if he dies!” The old man huffed with a red face as his anger rose just thinking about it.

“Hahaha!” And Amilia found it completely funny. “This guy is quite amusing. Maybe I should help you out a bit and give him an added bonus.”

“Hmmm?” The old man’s ears perked up. “You will help me torture him?”

“Not torture, well maybe. Depends on how you see it. But as a man who liked women before, what would happen if handsome men kept trying to hit on you left and right?” Amilia asked. “I mean, I am the goddess of love, after all.”

“This… hehe! Hahaha! I can hear him complaining now. But I do worry those men might get punched and explode, so do not allow them to go overboard. Only try to win our Little HIme’s favor.” The old man had to take in account Hime’s current strength.

“Ah, yes. Don’t worry. I will not do anything against my own morals. But it will be amusing seeing hot men hitting on him left and right.”

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Hime had no idea another god joined in to torture her more than she had already been tortured. She had, after all, spent most of her time since coming to this world defeating bandits.

She was currently standing in the guild all of the hunter’s guild. In front of her was a young woman wearing a business like attire standing behind the counter with a pair of glasses perched up on her nose. “Can I help you?”

“Yes, I was given this so I can register to the guild.” Hime passed the crystal token thing she got from the guard.

“Oh? Perfect timing. The last test was just taken. You can go in now. Please enter the door to the side of this booth. Follow it straight down until you reach the end. Then pass through the door at the end and into the testing area.” The young woman gave her directions and then looked at the person behind Hime.

Hime could catch the hint and quickly entered the door at the side. When she made her way to the guild, she noticed that the construction of the buildings in the city were all wood, brick and mortar style buildings. She felt this place had more of a western middle ages style theme to it. Even the guild was the same.

She walked down the white painted hallway with grey floors and entered the door at the very end, which came out to a wide open area that looked like a backyard of sorts. But there were stone walls on all sides of the yard enclosing it on all sides except for the open sky above.

“You here for the test?” A man’s voice rang out. Hime turned to see a man walking over with his shirt off, exposing his ripped, muscular abs. Hime’s first thought was…. He is definitely on steroids! She disliked those muscle bound freaks. She did not understand why many girls went all gaga after them. She preferred the soft flesh of a cute girl instead. So much better than some sweaty man!