TDGA) Somehow I Died (Unedited) (Patreon)

“Figure it out on your own! Why do I need to suffer!?” I yelled while shaking her arm off. I was quite mad. I mean, she used me! One hundred percent used her best friend to make money. They always say that money will expose one’s true face, and they were right!

“Shiro, wait! I‘m sorry!” Anna yelled after me, but I ignored her and went to the bathroom to get changed. Only when I had my hoodie on with a pair of baggy jeans did I feel better. 

With my hoodie over my head, I made my way out of the ani-con. I always wondered why they shortened the word anime to ani but was never interested enough to look it up. I bet now that I am wondering, by the time I get home, I will forget as soon as I slouch into my computer chair and turn my pc on.

What made this day worse was that I made no money. I mean, I should have made money for the pictures, right? I think? I forgot to ask Anna. I will ask her tomorrow when she comes to apologize. Why is everyone screaming? 

I turned to look around me to see people scattering away from me. I looked around and did not see any zombie apocalypse, so I was not sure what was going on. Did my hoodie smell? I am not sure when it was that I last washed this, but I don’t smell any funk on it. As I started smelling my hoodie, I heard a loud sound coming from overhead. I only had time to catch a glimpse of what was slamming into my body. A fucking airplane. Like, what the fuck!?

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You know, I always wanted to escape reality and venture into one of those games where you go on adventures and have a good time. Well… you know those were just fantastical dreams. Not something I truly wanted to make a fact. I mean, those worlds were filled with danger! I would need to fight for my life! But here I was….

Yep, after being hit by Airplane-kun, I was whisked away to some magical land… I think. This could be some kind of strange island, and I was suddenly made part of some kind of government experiment. But for an experiment, it was really messed up. I mean. I do not even think I am human. 

Nope, definitely not human. Looking down at myself, I have a pale blue underbelly and blue scales. Claws and a long tail. To be honest, I have no idea what I am. Probably some kind of lizard thing. Wait… Haven’t I read a book about a lizard thing? I can’t remember the name of the novel but well, whatever. Anyway, I can conclude, for the time being, I am some kind of lizard thing. 

My surroundings were actually quite fantasy like, though. Amazingly large trees. However, these trees have green thin lines etched throughout their trunks, and even the leaves had those same lines. It gave off a not so organic vibe…. There was also a tall waterfall hidden in the fog that rained water down into a crystal clear blue pond with blue lights floating up over its surface. It looked quite pretty. 

I may be gloomy, lazy, and want nothing to do with the world, but I still know beauty when I see it like my previous body. Not to toot my own horn, but I once had beautiful silver hair and ice blue eyes. A slim petite frame that would never get fat no matter how much I ate. I was a beauty. I looked nothing like my parents to the point that my father thought my mother cheated. Now that I think about it... Was this way they got a divorce as soon as I graduated? Not that it mattered. I never talked to them too much. They were working, and I was busy with games and studying. 

Anyway, I should probably figure out my current situation. I mean, I somehow died to Airplane-kun, and now here I am as a lizard thing. Well, being a lizard thing is not too bad, I guess. I got pretty blue scales that glitter like gems. I don’t need to worry about clothes either. 

I can pretty much do as I please, as I am no longer human. If I want to poop on someone’s yard, I can. Not that I ever wanted to. That would require going outside, and so yeah…. Lizards can live for a long time, right? Like, I won’t keel over in a day or two, right? This kind of worried me. I guess I should figure out what I look like first, though. I mean, is my face of the cute lizard kind of the ugly lizard kind?

I made my way to the edge of the pond and looked down at the water. What I saw was a blue scaled face that was quite cute, actually. It reminded me of those baby dragons from anime shows. They were always so cute. I even had a statue of one. My eyes were silver, though, which is kind of funny if you think about it. Before, my hair was silver, and I had blue eyes, but now I have blue scales and silver eyes. 

Although there was something else I should say was kind of cool about this new form. I had wings! Yes, wings! Although flapping them is kind of hard, and I can’t get off the ground. But they were there! I also had two silver horns protruding from the top of my head. However, they were not all that big yet. More like nubs than anything. But they were there! I guess this makes me more of a dragon like lizard?

Well, either way, no matter what I was, I confirmed one thing. I was cute! Even my tail, with its shiny blue scales, was cute! This new body was not all that bad. If anyone dares to say otherwise, I will claw their face off and make them ugly!

But this leaves one question…. “What should I do from here….. ? Hmmm, I can talk in this form?”