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Full-Length Commentary for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) | Full-Length Commentary

Full-Length Commentary for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

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Tom Ekstrand

If you are wondering what Uncle Vernon's Japanese Golfer Joke is, here it is: A businessman, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the businessman knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, they arrive at the ninth hole and one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the businessman joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked, "What do you mean 'wrong hole?'"