Locked Lips (Patreon)

"Delphine... Why can't I come in the kitchen... What are you hiding from me... Are you cheating on me??? What's going on in there..."

"It's a secret, Bigail! Stop trying to open the door! Just go smoke or something..."

"I DON'T WANNA SMOKE, DELPHINE! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE... So... I'm gonna go smoke right now... But when I come back, you need to tell me the secret."

"You CANNOT keep a secret, Bigail! If I tell you, I'm going to have to lock your lips!"

"THEN LOCK MY LIPS!!! PLEASE TELL ME!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!"

"...Alright Bigail... I will tell you the secret..."

"Hehehehe..."

"But, I will have to lock your lips right after..."

"Tsss... Sure... Tell me... Tell me now... Please..."

"Ok... I'm preparing us a surprise picnic!!! All your favorite food!!! I have a COOLER full of ice and Coca-Cola cans and I bought you a cartoon of your favorite cigarettes AND 7 grams of your favorite hash!!! SURPRISE!!!"

"THAT'S AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!"

"Come here! Time to lock those lips!"

"... I thought that was like... A figure of speak... Like... A... Allogory... Mataphor... A thing that is not..."

And that is how Delphine got the relaxing, quiet picnic of her dream.

FIN