Nature: Documented Ep.1 (Patreon)

"Hi. I am your host, Behgail LaPetitemouton. Tonight, on Nature: Documented, we will learn everything about a very important animalgirl: The Border Collie Puppygirl.

As a Sheepgirl, I believe these Puppygirls are for to be the very best thing that can happen to us. They keep us in line. And safe. They are very, very smart. Right, Delphine!?"

"Grrrrr..."

"Well... This one might need a bit more for to be trained but do not worry, most of them are kind and lovely. She's a malcontent ever since the muzzle."

"Grrrrrrrr..."

"Mmmh... I might need to "Show Her Who's The Boss", if you know what I mean. By the way don't miss my new TV show: "Show Her Who's The Boss", a TV show that is all about empowering women... Well... Half the women... The other half is gonna get it..."

"GRRRRrrrr..."

"Come here, you little fuck!"

Behgail LaPetitemouton, as the always great, fearless and curious host of the best nature documentation TV show in history, grabbed the little fuck by her tail and placed her into the submission position. What she did next shouldn't have made it on TV. We are truly sorry about that. Nature: Documented has officially been canceled and Behgail was fired without benefits.

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Join us next time, on Nature: Documented Ep.2