Girl/Stressgirl 1 (Patreon)

It would be so great as for to have a stressgirl-myself as for to talk to for hours.

I'm sure I/she would also love it, listening to me, without the ability to talk back.

I'm almost jealous of me/her.

"... and that is why there is seven days in a week, because the romans could only see 7 things in the sky:

The Sun, as for to Sunday

The Moon, as for to Monday

Mars, as for to Tuesday. In french, it's still "Mardi", or "Mars Day". I guess they changed it to "Two" at some point.

Mercury, as for to Wednesday. In french, it's still "'Mercredi", or "Mercure Day". I guess they changed it to "Day of the Wedding" at some point. Nobody knows what happened up there when the vikings arrived. But I know they changed the name of the next day too:

Jupiter, as for to Thursday (Thor's Day). In french, it's still "Jeudi", or "Jupiter's Day". Thor and Jupiter are the same guy, Zeus also.

Venus, as for to Friday. In french, it's still "Vendredi", or "Venus Day". I guess they fried stuffs on that day and they changed it again, those fuckin brits.

Saturn, as for to Saturday. In french, it makes no sense so fuck that. It's the day of Saturn, obviously.

The romans couldn't see Uranus (lol) and Neptune. If they did, weeks would have nine days.

And that is why there is seven days in a week.

Now, why are there 12 months in a year!?

Easy. But we need to go back to those romans again, who had 10 months in a year..."