Buried Up To The Breasts (Patreon)

Like most of you, Penguin is a male.

Males love big breasts, AKA big boobs.

So when he buries girls in the sand, down at the beach, he always makes sure as for to keep her breasts uncovered.

At least for a little while. So he can play with them.

Do you know female penguins don't even have breasts!?

I guess that's fair since the male penguin doesn't even have a penis...

Learn more on the next episode of... NATURE: DOCUMENTED!!!

*Aftershow music*

FIN

The morale of this story is that you never know when you are inside an episode of everyone's very favorite episodic nature documentary tv show: Nature: Documented.