Zenuvel, Space Goddess (Patreon)

"Hey Bigail!?"

"Yeah!?"

"What is God!?"

"It's too complicated as for to be explained but basically, it's Jesus."

"That doesn't mean anything to me."

"God is like this mysterious, all-powerful entity that created us. I haven't read the book but they say he created humans in his image."

"You are talking about us. The Vaginian Empire created humans. Using half our genes and half the genes of monkeys. Why do you think we look so much alike!? Except you don't have beautiful pointy ears and green skin. You have round ears, like monkeys. Humans are just slaves, created by us, as for to collect the sacred wool from the true leaders of this planet, the sheep. Where do you think all the wool goes!? Nobody wears wool anymore. We transfer all the wool to our mother planet, Vaginius."

"Oh... So... You are God!?"

"Exactly."

"I feel the need to worship you."

"Start with the armpits."

"You are sweaty! Is that space sweat or sacred sweat?"

"Sacred sweat."

"But... What do you do with all the wool!?"

"A good question, for another time."

FIN