Dumpster Diving (Patreon)

Oh no!

Due to the economy, our very favorite heroine, Bigail LaPauvreté, has gotten herself to be a homeless!!!

Her and Penguin lives in the streets now.

Such a sad story.

Luckily for them, they know a homeless woman. Known by everyone as "Puddles", Bigail and her friends weirdly know her by another fake name: Silver.

Silver is very, very old. But her body is still very young (About 20 years old) due to some Yuminati-level occult black magic techno ritual. We know she was in Vietnam, in Korea and even in Germany. Not during the wars but she's been there at some point. She's at least 69 years old.

So Silver, AKA Puddles, has a lot of knowledge. Street knowledge. She's street smart.

"The best shit is always at the very bottom!"

"That's true. When I don't finish something, I always throw it really hard on the side of the garbage can, as for to it go to the bottom. I also try to cover it as much as possible so that Delphine doesn't see I threw away good food."

"You're the worst. But you're right. The bottom is awesome. Except for the juices. The garbage juices also get to the bottom."

"How do you call this again!?"

"Dumpster diving. Just hold my legs!"

"Dumpster diving... The english language is such a perfect..."

"Yeah and that means that ANYTHING we found in garbage, we can legally eat!"

"Anything we found in a garbage can, I can eat!?"

"Of course!"

"Hehehehe..."

"Wait... Bigail...??? What are you doing!?"

"Dumpster diving."

So Bigail did what was legal for her for to do: Eat something she found in the garbage.

FIN

Actually it's not the FIN because I need to explain what happens next:

Somebody was coming over, so Bigail panicked, shoved Silver in the trash can and placed the cover on it, locking it in place. She then ran away with Penguin.

FIN