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Have you even heard about the Asylum Theory!?

Seems like you didn't.

The theory is simply that every adventures and stories you get from Bigail are not real.

They are real, but only in Bigail's crazy ass mental mind.

You see, the theory states that Bigail has been institutionalized since she's 18. The theory tells us that Bigail is straitjacketed somewhere in a padded cell, imagining all these adventures and friends.

They say that's why Delphine is so fuckin forgiving and stays with Bigail even tho Bigail is just an insane bitch bent on destroying the world.

Delphine isn't real.

Or at least, the Delphine we know.

The "Real" Delphine is apparently just a normal nurse, working at the same asylum.

Her beauty and kindness made Bigail want to create her own girlfriend, based on her.

Victoria is probably also a creation of our very favorite crazy heroine. Because Bigail never really had a bestfriend, or any friends for that matter, she created this perfectly positive "Cheerleader", as for to cheer herself.

This easily explain why both Victoria and Delphine lets Bigail do absolutely anything she wants without real consequences.

Of course Penguin is real, you fuck.

He's still her plushie penguin boyfriend. Probably given to her by the asylum, Penguin seems to help Bigail in her psychoses.

She's not THAT crazy.

But everyone else is probably fake.

So what do YOU think of the Asylum Theory!?

Do you think it's real? Do you think it's fake? Let me know.

Just send me a letter at

The Cardinal Asylum, 6969 Protagonist Street, Fallu City.

FIN

The morale of the story is to never make sure of.