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"AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGG!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?"

"Calm down, Delphine. It's just Ember! I'm working on the mascot for my new entreprise."

"NEW ENTERPRISE!? "FallusDesign" isn't making any money. "The Fallustore" isn't making any money. Why would you start working on something else!?"

"For to make money. With that money, I'll open up my Fallustore."

"And what do you have in mind now? A fuckin donut shop!?"

"Exactly. Brilliant, right!?."

"THERE ARE 2 TIM HORTONS ON EVERY CANADIAN STREETS AND A DUNKIN DONUTS AND 3 STARBUCKS ON EVERY STREET IN THE USA. YOU ARE RIDICULOUS!"

"Yeah but Gloryholes has something they don't have. Gloryholes has something special."

"YOU GONNA CALL THE PLACE GLORYHOLES!?"

"You don't like Gloryholes!? How about "Glazed" or just "Buns"...???"

"Jesus Christ... And what is so special about the place? The waitresses are fuckin topless!?"

"OH THAT'S GOOD! Let me write that down... I mean... The mascot is topless... I don't want to get sued for misrepresentation..."

"Oh my God..."

"You are right, the waitresses are topless. BUT, the really cool thing about Gloryholes, is the sex."

"Well that's illegal."

"It would be if they would pay for it... But they are not. It's all based on what the waitress wants to do. If she feels like she wants to have the sexual with a customer, she can. I'll just need to employ HUGE sluts. By the way where is your sister Thea? I have a job offer for her."

"THAT'S STILL ILLEGAL!!! AND GROSS!!! PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO BANG ON THE TABLE WHERE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT RIGHT AFTER!? JUST FORGET IT!!! DON'T EVEN TRY TO GET A LOAN FOR THIS THING! DO NOT CALL ANY BANKS!"

"Ohhhh.... Uhhhh..."

"YOU ALREADY GOT A LOAN!?"

"Well... Not for the place but... For the mascot costume... This cost me 5 000$."

"Give me your phone. I'm installing that parental control app again."

"Is this because you are jealous that I used Ember for the mascot!? I just think her big breasts will be more popular with the men. Although I, personally, LOVE your small breasts, I believe men, in general, prefer women with big breasts..."

"..."

And that is how you make your beloved girlfriend angry. Enraged might be a better word. Bigail didn't see the sunlight for about 2 months after that.

FIN

The morale of THAT story is, when you get awesome business ideas, keep them for yourself, because, jealous people are everywhere and they will do everything as for to stop you.

Almost always of the time.