All $4.20 Patrons and up now get Chilled Gobbo NFGs! (Patreon)

The era of the NFT is over- welcome to the dawn of the NFG age!

What's an NFG you ask? Well, "Non Fungible Goblins" are nothing like NFTs- for one thing, they're cool. For another, they're hip. For a third? They're fresh. Other than that they're pretty much like NFTs, yeah. 

Our radical new paradigm shift involves the eschewment of that boring, clunky old "blockchain" nonsense for a proprietary technology we like to call "the gob-chain" or "the honour system chain." Here's how it works: please don't steal NFGs and tell people you own them or else I will be REALLY sad. Okay?  

The next 30 Patrons who donate $4.20 USD or higher (aka 1 $GOB) will receive ownership of one Chilled Gobbo each. Our Series One Chilled Gobbos are available for viewing at the following Goblery (a "goblery" is what us in the tech world call a "gallery" of "goblins"):  

https://photos.app.goo.gl/aqycyYwyDpMpQzD37

Donating more than $4.20? Message me and let me know which Chilled Gobbo you require! They all have numbers from CG01 to CG30. I will change the name of the image to your screen name, so anyone viewing the Goblery will know who it belongs to. They will not right click and save it for themselves, or at least they BETTER not. This is the future. Everyone please use twitter to tell Elon Musk about NFGs.