Merry Cringe-mas to all (Patreon)

Happy holidays to my patrons! To show my appreciation for you and to apologize for the delay in my next video, I've uploaded some footage of me from about a decade ago that's as festive as it is embarrassing.

One of my first encounters with a green screen was being a backup dancer for my friend Karlos' music video "Don't Wait 'Til Christmas." DWTC is a fun Christmas tune with a pretty heavy handed "Jesus is our Lord" theme. I was pretty much the only person there without professional dancing experience so I was somewhat horrified when the video was released and I had an enormous role in it.

CONTENT WARNING: Extreme cringe. For reasons I'm not sure I'll ever remember, Karlos wanted the music to drop out and have a scene where I play a version of (?) Rev Martin Luther King Jr (???). I also say the line "Y'heard?" which as a white guy I think makes me officially ineligible to run for public office.

Anyway, this is pretty embarrassing for me but I can admit it's also extremely funny, so enjoy! I've got pleeeeeenty of embarrassing things I can post, so I think I'll make this a consistent thing to motivate myself to put out more content.