YKS The Mag #32 (Patreon)

Hey folks how are we doing tonight/today. How are we doing, huh? I’m doing pretty good, except I just had an apple that wasn’t that great. This is the second time this exact situation has happened to me and I gotta tell ya, it doesn’t get easier. :/  I’ll have an apple and I’ll say “Hey that was pretty good.” So I’ll go get another apple, you know. Second apple? Not as good. It is, in fact, far worse than the first apple. So I guess to answer my question (thanks for asking) I’m not doing that great. I’m actually doing quite shitty.

Alright I took an entire day off between this, and the previous paragraph. Trying to decide if I feel any better about the apple situation -- which, to be perfectly honest with you, I’ve rarely thought about. I’ve decided to put the whole thing behind me and forgive Kroger and/or the Cosmic Crisp apple company because maybe apple flavouring consistency is something you can’t perfect even if you’re bioengineering the shit. Maybe its really hard. What do I know about apples, basically jack squart. I’m just some guy!

I think the show this week was like whatever. Basically Jesse’s energy was so fucked, and it was up to me and Dan to do what we could to kind of salvage it. Like eating around the gross parts of an apple. Hey, maybe the show is just like apples, you know.. Some time the show she so sweet, some time she sour, some of the shows are better than other ones. 

Both also have seeds.. in the case of the apple the seeds are real, physical objects you can plant in the ground whereas with the YKS programme, the seeds are the seeds of thinking, and the seeds of knowledge, and you plant them in your brain. Anyway, kind of cool to think about.

White People

Hey its one of those card games. That’s alsome.

“White People is an adult party game that is relatable to people from all walks of life and is fun for EVERYONE to enjoy.

The game is incredibly simple - take turns drawing cards from the deck and follow the prompts on each card.  The purpose of this game is to unwind, laugh hysterically, drink, and most importantly, realize how we aren't that different from one another.”

Some folks wrote in about this one because the same guy made Right or Racist from episode 26. They were like

Yes Jonah! We did! Guess what: we’re stupid! You happy? You feel good about putting us down? Unreal.

Best In Town

“False reviews on online review sites are causing lasting damage to the reputation of millions of businesses around the world.

In addition to promoting unfair competition, fake reviews mislead tens of millions of users. Faced with this mass problem Best In Town offers the first online review service without fake comments.”

Sittiung at 2 backers Don’t think this one’s gonna make it, gang. :( ohh the world needs troll-free restaurant reviews ooouu . Get a life. Shape up.

Fuck Covid Toilet Paper

Trash fuck you!

Draft Dawgs

Hey this one sucks absolute shit. The art stinks, the voice acting stinks, the writing stinks. Boos all around. Also Jesse said he invented a guy named Dirty Dawg during this episode i think and Dirty Dawg was the enemy from the Cool Cat movie so it kind of seems like maybe he lifted it from Cool Cat and tried to pass it off as his own original creation. I sent him a text about it and he started adding all these affectations to his “Dirty Dawg” character like “oh dirty dawg likes cats. He would never be cool cats enemy. Thats how you know theyre different” Just complete gibberish. Absolutely stupid. Or possibly a case of parallel thinging..

Anyway check this one out its like 18 minutes long also.

Center Cam

Oh yeah I remembered after the show that Apple fixed this in iOS not sure if its app specific or if macbooks support this because i’ve legitimately never noticed or cared about this problem. I don’t believe its worth it to purchase a whole webcam just to be looking into my boss’ eyes or whatever but what do i know.

Remote Daddy

cmon w this bro.. You got me messed up on this one.

“When our son Conner was a toddler we had an apple TV.  He would steal that teeny tiny apple TV remote constantly and would hide it on us.  After tearing up the entire house looking for it, we would eventually find it...only to lose it again the next day.  One day it disappeared and we could not find it anywhere.  Getting tired of looking for the darn remote on a daily basis, we decided to switch over to a ROKU remote thinking it would be harder to lose, as it was a bit bigger.  Well as it turns out - it was no match for Conner”

1st off, connor sounds like he needs to go to military school and stop playing with my remotes. Second off put your fuckin remote on a fuckin shelf. What the hell are you doing that you’re seemingly outsmarted by your own kid at every turn. How are you surviving day to day. Get it together!!!!!!!!!!

Alright gang that was the “YKS Newslater” for the week of whatever it is. Thank you so much for listening to the show. And if you don’t listen to it that’s fine too. Kind of weird for you to be on here in that case but whatever. Alright see ya.