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YKS The Mag Issue #8 (Patreon)
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It is time once again to welcome the YKS readers into mike and jf’s loving bosom. Hop up here, cmon. There we go. Isn’t that nice? This week we have more shit than usual due to reasons I forget at this time. Did we not do one of these last week? When exactly WAS last week. Does anyone else not know what happens from one day to the next? Lol alright whatever here’s your slop:
From way back in episode 13 it’s Gloves Off: some stupid piece a shit from some whack job! Nice!
“Gloves off is a social media app, but the first of its kind. If you are passionate about trending topics or issues in the news, or even your favorite sports team or the recent results then you have the chance to enter into a live debate with a random opponent with opposing views.
The timed debates will be audio for common users and video conference for VIP members upon selecting from a "trending now" list updated frequently.
Following the debate the user can request a rematch, rate the user, or add that opponent for a later date. The debates will be saved for 1 day for review. We intend on adding a "friendly fire" option for users to discuss topics with other like minded users. As well as the option to create their own topics if enough users request similar themes.”
Stupid idea. Who cares shut up. Ohh I need to debate lol. I need to debate someone ooohh. Get a life. Anyway looks like things kind of fell apart after only getting 161 dollars in 2017.
“The Discourse” is so funny to me. Barking at each other online all day. Hm perhaps if I simply present the other party with a cogent argument backed up with facts they’ll accept my truth as their own. That’s so insane lol Huhhhh ohh please! you’re right! I was wrong! Lol
I don’t talk politics with my family (I barely talk to the mother fuckers as it is!) but its always a mega bummer to be periodically reminded that people you’re close to have repugnant views. I forget if I talked about this but my sister recently texted me about the riots, expressing concern about the looting and whatnot. Anyway she was like “ahh I hope none of these fuckers destroy anything else down there.” Bro, I hope they burn the whole shit down what are you talking about! And I stupidly engaged with her, like “hey you know shit’s all fucked up because of xyz” (i said the actual reasons, which i forget now) and she was like, agreeing with me. Which makes me feel like she either has no concrete opinions or she was just placating me so I would shut up. Either one is fine who cares.
People say you gotta accept people for their “differing opinions” or else you’re close minded. “You wanna live in an echo chamber, bro?” But I think there’s probably a difference between disagreeing about something and having truly abhorrent views like “folks on welfare are lazy”, “poverty is a choice”, etc. I’m aware views evolve and change over time and you shouldn’t judge people for being stupid (read: misinformed) I guess that’s what I tell myself. Like, they can’t help it and you shouldn’t feel superior to people with “backwards” views. But they truly can help it. You can work yourself out of that line of thinking if you truly had any desire to change. But when you’re convinced you’re right and set in your ways its damn near impossible to convince someone that “illegals” aren’t to blame for every problem, or that you got laid off as a result of your CEO making a financial decision to protect his bottom line, and not because they wanted to give the job to a black guy instead. Truly nasty shit but what are you gonna do? I guess debate it over an app.
“The Mask Vent uses a low power fan to bring in cool air, through any mask that allows airflow, into the area between your face and the mask. It helps eliminate the feeling of being trapped by your mask.”
This is some bird brain shit for sure. Ohh db what if you have problems breathing and stuff. That’s not what this is, you son of a bitch. Don’t fuckin play w me. This is some god damned asshole trying to find a loophole. How fuckin hard is it to wear a mask while you’re around other people, you scumbag? Just put it on!... and bow down and kiss the feet of your new god, Barack HUSSEIN Obama! Allahu Ackbar! Lol They really believe this!
The police here recently said they’re going to begin enforcement of the mandatory mask order which, judging from the replies to the tweet, should go VERY smoothly. American exceptionalism is so fucking funny. The best country! Because freedom! Wearing a mask is a slippery slope! Sharia law! God fuck off dude! So exhausting. Eat shit.
Suck my ass
16 days to go on this joint and it ain’t lookin good, gang. This one here is a pillow with a little window in it to hold your phone or what have you. The use case I guess being uhh when you’re sitting down and want a pillow in your lap. Lord have mercy on you if you have an android with more than 3 apps running. Gonna burn a hole right through that thing and catch your whole shit on fire.
#sharktank
This a damn swiffer smh
This one is dead, which is a bummer. Just playing it sucks. Products like this already exist, of course. And seem more a more portable (and sane) alternative to carrying a swiffer around in your backpack.
“My name is Kelli and I'm a small business owner and freedom advocate. My goal is to create a single Social Media platform that integrates all forms of Social Media into one user interface. This will be specifically designed for people of all ages, religions, political persuasions, and beliefs, so that they are able to speak and communicate openly the things that are on their hearts and minds, without fear of censorship from the platform. People will not be censored for posting things that they believe in or are important to them.”
Conservatives are, in fact, the most persecuted group of people on the planet. That’s just the facts. Twitter is run by west coast elites in their liberal sanctuary cities and you can’t even post the 14 words without somebody giving you guff! Its disgusting!
“I am a small business owner and one of the founders of the Great 48 group in Arizona. This is a freedom movement that within 30 days had over 33,000 followers and helped organized a protest at the Capitol that was instrumental in opening up our state, after COVID-19 quarantine.”
Eat shiiiiit. I just read this article about Parler which claims everyone is losing interest in the platform, presumably because they’ve paradoxically created an echo chamber due to the only interested parties signing up (aside from TROLLS) are conservatives/racists like the proud boys and ian miles cheong or whatever. Anyway RIP to that thing, and welcome back to twitter to all the guys who made a big production about leaving. You fuckin hogs. Blaow blaow.
Stupid plate with a secret compartment so you can bribe your kids to eat their broccoli or whatever. I just made my kid pancakes and plated it really nicely with some fresh fruit and he slapped me in the fucking face by taking a few bites and putting it in the fridge. You aren’t gonna eat it later pimp. Just throw it away. I get no respect (ronnie dangerfeld). Anyway this one was fine I guess. Jesse loved it though and got mad offline about it. Yelled at me saying “If you EVER “ etc etc.. not great. So I guess I’ll just say I didn’t really care for it/it wasn’t for me. He also threatened me with physical violence (pulled his fist back) and this really isnt the first time he’s done something like this. Just playing he’s normal. (He made me put that!)
“Whether you’re listening to music, gaming or watching a movie, we’re here to bring you a fully immersive audio experience”
You know the actual problem i have with this thing isnt that its “stupid” or whatever, which it kind of is, I guess. I mean do u NEED to strap some speakers and shit to your body to feel (does anyone really NEED anything db, you dumb fuck)
The problem, I think, is I’d look and feel just like this little fat guy wearing my tactical speaker vest stomping around blasting little army guys banging into shit in my living room. Maybe this feels cool enough to justify the expense and the humiliation, though hell I dunno.
This shit comes in two parts, the vest and the strap (get the strap - 50 cent lol) The strap is “For gamers and music lovers on the go” and the vest is for home gaming. Not so bad I guess huh? Retails for 250 bones though! I’m good with just doing it regular style, though. Hell, I dunno.
I’m about to pull the eject on video games, gang. I installed fucking Halo to play with the boys and the shit took an hour to install and took up like 50 gigs. Who the FUCK is out here installing a 50-100GB game! You got me FUCKED up! Games should be 1 gig or preferably zero gigs! I really believe this!
Anyway, you can still grab one of these hoes due to on account of they put it up on indiegogo. The strap will set you back a hundo and they’ll get you for 330 big ones for the vest.
Alright I said I was going to do all 12 of these but it took all day and I don’t feel like it anymore so I’ll see you guys later.
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