Ghetto Goblin Vocabulary List (Patreon)

I started keeping track of the goblin speak vocabulary ever since I started doing sequels to Ghetto Goblin. It’s fun making them up, even if it’s a lot of variations of green and words for dicks and sex. Makes sense for their weird self-degrading sex culture. I started doing Patreon and commission stories based on them and I recently did an update after I did a few more. It’s started getting bigger so thought I’d share it.

Stories in the Modern Goblin World: Ghetto Goblin Girls, The Goblin Coplin, Crox and the Human Girl, Goblin Teens, Goblin Sugar Mama, Gobs and Glory,  My Goblin Valentine, Goblin Tournament, Room Service At The Goblin Hotel, Scent of A Goblin

General slurs and words for goblins: gobbo, gobber, goober, clover, swamp cunt, gutter gremlin, halfbake, 

Goblin slurs and words for humans: stilts, cloud sucker, biggum, longpig, jolly pink giant, spoon ear, pinkie, humie, thumber, roof-slapper

Baby cupboard: womb

Baby potion: semen

Bean-peeler: an especially arousing or orgasmic experience

Bighat: somebody official or in charge

Bodyizing: prostitution

Bottom lip: the asshole/anus

Buds: undeveloped/underage humans. A taunting term used by goblins who have no interest in them since they haven’t gone through puberty/developed their pheromones.

Card scum: a goblin stereotype who uses prepaid gift cards (often bought on discounts)

Chunk: genitals of either kind

Chief-maker: an especially big penis

Chief stump: a goblin penis

Citrus: belonging to a goblin

Crud Hut: the butt or asshole

Dazzing: teasing the sensitive ears of a goblin

Dumpster dive: a disapproved or protested location.

Dunkers: balls

Easybake oven: a goblin's womb or pussy

First plunge: losing virginity

Garage: casual shorthand lingo for a goblin marriage. Usually a short ceremony conducted by an official goblin shaman where one or both members are tattooed.

Gobba: a friendly or familiar goblin

Gob-choker: a human penis

Goblin rainstorm: a sexual act similar to bukake. Given how female orgasms work, can be done by either gender

Gold-turder: a working goblin with a job

Goopkak: a she-goblin who gets pregnant so many times she invokes tribal law and forces the male to stay with her to support the pups. Similar to a female version of a bastard.

Greenbean: a goblin's clitoris

Greenhouse: a goblin-owned building. See Stinkhouse

Greenpipe: goblin anal

Green slice: goblin vagina

Grupjug: a goblin alcohol made from exotic swamp mushrooms. Incredibly potent to affect goblins, and tends to make them feel warm and hornier than ever.

G-trap: a goblin who forces a partner to stay around her with sex. Something like a gold digger

Gumballs: breasts

GYS: a charity organization for helping goblins. Short for "The Get Your Shit Together! Program."

Humutt: a submissive or whipped human

Kneebumpers: goblin pedestrians

Jempeely: a dish of meat and seaweed noodles

Jizz pup: a goblin child, usually born out of wedlock

Jizz-slinger: penis, sometimes just a human in general

Lapface: a general goblin slut who goes after humans. Named for the height difference.

Longpeach: a compliment to a pretty human

Long stilt: a human who has little or no contact with goblins

Multicolored: diverse, multicultural

Musking present: a sweaty garment or something otherwise marked with the owner's smell. It suggests or requests a deeper relationship

New lime: a sellout of a goblin who has given in to human nature or culture.

Pink-chaser: a goblin obsessed with human sex

Plinker: penis (usually goblin)

Pocket twat/pussy: a term for a goblin who is with a human. Implying she's being led or carried around like a sex toy.

Potbelly: a goblin, often one who is pregnant or has a large insertion inside her

Protein shake: human men, objectified for their semen

Puffed up: erect

Pulling: joking around

Pussy wrapper: panties

Rockjumpers: goblins who lived in their native territory before moving into human cities

Scrum: a minor profanity, like "ah crap"

Seeders: balls

Shine: jewelry or fine clothing. Usually used to attract mates

Shitwaste: someone useless, pathetic, etc. Also just a large mess.

Sludge: to orgasm or have sex with

Slug: a goblin penis, often derisive

S'media: social media. Facebook and Twitter and such

Snack sack: balls

Snagger: a tight vagina

Snatchbegger: a goblin male who is laughably desperate for sex

Spawner: a mother with a large family

Spider Snatch: human women trying to trick or lure in goblin men

Spunk their junk: orgasm

Stinkhouse: a building owned and inhabited by goblins

Stunking [it]: masturbating

Stunter: a short person or goblin

Sugar dick: a compliment for a penis

Sugar stilts: a fond pet-name for a human

Swamp stink: outside species sex with a goblin

Tallpot: a human female, often considered stuck up

Thumping: having sex

Ticks: a minor swear word. i.e. "What the ticks?"

Toxxo: a goblin alcohol made by mixing several human drinks with certain secreted herbs

Trash-snatch: a dirty or low-quality vagina

Treetop: high quality, ala "top shelf"

Vibe: a text. named after the vibrate setting goblins prefer on their phones

White wine: semen

Wuss puss: inferior women, often used by goblins concerning human women