Dil-Do's and Dont's(Jaune Tg) (Patreon)

"Dear piece of shit tg writer cuck pervert."

It was one hell of a way to start a letter, and it should have worried Kyle as he stared at it, but it was just too funny. The knock had come halfway through writing his next story for Patreon, his hobby as a lewd writer slowly becoming more lucrative over time which was nice, though while he had a decent number of fans there were those who were... less appreciative of his work. Namely the guy who had somehow found his address and sent him the letter he was reading. This was unhinged behavior, probably spurred on from his blocking of them to avoid any more problems. He should be horrified that someone would go this far, and yet... it was just too funny.

The letter was a screed against him and his work, decrying how he had, "Destroyed the sanctity of canon bonds in fiction. Soiling the hard work of the writers by turning their fated loved ones into girls horny for other men." All true, which is why he found his own stories so hot most of the time. Apparently this rando took his fiction more seriously than life itself, leading to an overly wordy take down that amounted to barely legible rambling, all of it spewing vile towards him though without any actual threats. In fact, half the reason he found it so hilarious was that he had opened the package first, assuming it was a late birthday gift that had only just arrived, though its contents were far from what he expected.

The letter was four pages stapled together so the novelty could only go so long as he scrolled through two pages just on Nero alone and petty grievances towards his lewd fan fiction, looking to see what the final point of it all was. Eventually he found it.

"And so in summary of all the offenses listed above and your cowardly refusal to debate me in your comments after I made valid points on your last twenty stories," God this guy was a loser.

"I'm giving you my final summary. I hope you enjoy taking what you dish out. GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Kyle stared inside the package, wondering if they thought they were being clever with the literalness of the joke, unsure why anyone would put this much effort into what amounted to an elaborate middle finger. Hmm, maybe not the exact right term given how girth the so called 'gift' was, the bubble wrap and cardboard cradling an ornate, massive black dildo inside. It looked expensive as all hell, immaculately crafted and molded with a shockingly realistic kind of silicon or plastic or whatever the hell people used to make dildos. It certainly made for quite the centerpiece, the idea of just having it on a table there and acting like it was normal did cross his mind for a bit. Again, a funny thought, but there was no way he'd actually want to explain that shit to his friends, or especially his parents if they came to visit.

Still it felt like a waste. Even for an elaborate prank it would take a lot of spare spending money to buy something this well crafted, Kyle eyeing the veins and folds in the skin. There was something oddly enticing about it the longer he stared at it, his imagination getting hornier by the second. Now he was blushing, already aroused from the story he was writing which happened to be one of his multiple self insert tg's, Kyle halfway through his own avatar being dominated into Rias. It wasn't like he had any troubles being a guy, he was just... curious. Was he being accurate in his stories? Did it really feel that good to be fucked? Shit what was he even thinking with all of this? It was just fantasy. He didn't actually want to take a dick up the ass and be ravaged like one of his stories... Did he?

"Hmm..."

Again he was already worked up from the story, spending the last half hour writing about how orgasmic it felt to be fucked, writing and rewriting while he tried not to bust too soon. The dildo looked so real, so luxurious, he just had to-

"Th-This is stupid! I'm throwing this thing away right now!"

He gripped the silicon toy, surprised at just how warm it felt, almost like the flesh was real as it throbbed in his hands. It was probably some internal battery thing, not dissimilar to most touchscreen phones but the result was really convincing. It even grew a bit, the already massive dildo now fully erect, the warmth of it comfy as he gave the silicon a squeeze.

There was something fun about it, the way it shivered in his grasp, the responsiveness of it to every poke and prod. He tried lifting it but found the dildo a bit too heavy with one hand, his other soon hefting it up as they squeezed and plopped it between his thighs.

"What the fuck am I doing?"

He knew this was perverse even for him, but the curiosity, the texture, it all egged him on as he ran his fingers up and down the fake dick, his own getting stiffer the more he stroked the veiny, throbbing toy. It felt good to pleasure it, the foreplay beginning to turn him on as much as stroking his own cock would. There was a certain tact pervading the stroking that grew more evident as he continued, his fingers twitching as they subtly shrank against the dildo. Kyle swore it was getting bigger in his grip, unaware how the teasing was shrinking his palms, callus and hair scraped away against the hard dick, all sorts of novel ideas filling his shrinking fingers the more he pleasured it.

He just couldn't help himself, the muscular organ so tactile, so warm, the heat cuddling to his bones as a reward for pleasuring it, a wonderful, warm spasm rolling up his wrists as he lifted it up and down. His arms felt amazing, their wasted fat and flab tightening against slimmer bones, an appealing cuteness replacing their bland forms as subtle muscle formed beneath. Pleasuring this cock seemed to be one hell of a workout, the bliss of dopamine and strength running through him in warm chills, his shoulders trembling as his feminine arms seemed ill fit against his torso.

Really he should have noticed it, but his eyes were hardly focused on his hands as he played with the dildo. There was this urge building. Something new amongst his fetishes. The more he eyed the glistening tip, the more his lips opened, his tongue sliding across his teeth as drool dribbled down his chin. Kyle was fairly certain he had never used the term juicy to describe a dick before though he had seen it a few times in other writer's works. The term just never made much sense before, but seeing the slick tip of it throb, the gleaming muscles straining as he teased it...

A bead of drool trailed from his lips down to the top, his nose sniffing as he swore he could pick out a strong, muscular scent ready to boil over. Stroking it was one thing, but sucking on it? Surely that was too far, even if it looked so succulent, so tasty. Kyle realized he was half bent over, his lips barely an inch away from the twitching cock, his stomach rumbling as if he was hungry at just the sight of it. A part of him had to rationalize the need, something not wanting to resist the magnetic pull it had. It was still fantasy after all. It wasn't a real dick on a real muscly, dominating man who would grab her hair and shove her face first onto his-

Fantasy turned to reality, his head bobbing forwards suddenly as his open mouth was filled by the dildo, the tip and shaft flavored with what might as well have been ambrosia for how eagerly he sucked on it. There were small things that bothered him the more he slid his lips up and down, small things that resolved themselves as soon as he noticed them. Dry, chapped flesh that scraped against it annoyingly was revitalized by the cock, a strange lubricant leaking like precut from the tip as they plumped, making each bob of his head ease more and more of the massive thing into his eager throat. Then his mouth shape in general, a bit too large for it, the corners having to crimp together to keep all of that amazing masculine essence between his lips. Again his hasty sucking worked away at it, his chin turning cuter, his cheeks rounding as the edges of his face softened. It was like this cock was made for his mouth now, plump lips working with his adorable mouth to properly service it.

Why was he enjoying this so much? And why was he so good? Kyle's tongue felt almost like a stranger, darting around, pressing and licking as needed as if it had been practicing for this his entire life. But he couldn't deny how good it felt, letting it make a wet puckered pop as it slid out his lips, needing a bit more lubricant below if he really wanted to take it deep down his throat. Even with it out he couldn't help but be a tease, nuzzling his nose against it as the warmth melted it to a cute little button. Faintly in the back of his mind there was worry, the speed he went from considering to worshiping the dildo unnatural, even his hungry groans sounding a little lighter than usual, but the pleasure was persuasive. He spat on it, spreading it around with his tiny digits, giggling as he cuddled with his toy, mouth open wide as he swallowed three full inches in one go.

"Mmm~ thaghs ghhhd!"

Never had he felt such an oral fixation, his lips so tender, the arousal building as he scraped his succulent toy against the roof of his mouth, releasing a third inch to bob another half deeper. In the midst of his hasty blowjob his glasses slid off, bouncing to the floor before dissolving to nothing. The smell of it, that strong odor of dick was making his nose crinkle, eyes watering as the tears dyed his brown eyes paler, the need washing away the muddy banks to reveal crystal blue beauties. All his body cried out for was more as he downed inch after inch, moaning as he wrapped his body around it like he meant to swallow the entire absurdly sized thing. The only spoiler to his fun was his gag reflex, which he found out he had as the tip jostled his uvula, Kyle groaning as his throat burned and heaved.

He was gonna hurl, or at least that's what it felt like as he dry heaved, mistaking the scraps of Adam's Apple melting into his throat as bile, his horny groans gurgling to a cutesy kind of pitch that was muffled by cock. Despite the awful burning in his throat his head bobbed down once more, the following gag far less uncomfortable as the tip fucked his throat flat, his moans sounding girly even with his mouth mostly jammed. Somewhere in the back of his subconscious, his fingers were made not to idle, their stroking moving lower and lower till they hit the base of the dildo's balls. They cradled them, fondling before giving them both a sharp, purposeful squeeze, the entire shaft of the dildo twitching violently as it suddenly came.

Kyle was not prepared, the first sport of fluid sliding down his throat, swallowed almost by reflex as the second throb proved too much. He coughed the dildo out, groaning as sticky, salty fluids splattered over his arms, one final gush covering his face and hair as the dildo flopped against his stomach.

"KFF KFF What the f-CHKK CHH-UHHHK was th-AHHHT~?!"

It was in his eyes, oozing over his scalp, his mouth still coughing out flecks of it as his tongue rolled about, the shock fading as he realized whatever it had spilled into his mouth was delicious.

"Ohhh..."

He tongued his lips sensually, eyes fluttering as the fluid graced them with mascara, the contours widening as a strong blush graced his cheeks. His hands moved towards his scalp, rubbing the cum-like fluid around, ignoring the small crunches of his forehead and skull shifting for the pure bliss as it soaked into the skin, chilly tingles massaging each pore as his hair was conditioned silkier, longer, blonder. His short black hair was tickling his ears, then his cheeks, his own cock rock hard as the swallowed fluids squirmed inside his body. Kyle groaned twice before squealing, the fluid slipping through gaps to ram against his nipples, his hair fluffing out to a chin length messy cut. It was the blissful wrongness that finally made him aware of what was happening, his confused features unsure whether to be horrified or aroused as two small lumps formed behind his perked nipples, the fluids forcing them to stand erect as he began to panic.

"This isn't happening! This can't be- ahhh?!"

Kyle felt twitchy, small eeps interrupting his panic as his nipples hardened under his t-shirt, the cum staining it in shades of black. He pulled the lip out to get a look, cringing at the deep red bumps of his nipples, breathing heavily as he felt and watched their puckered forms gradually widen to wide circles. There was the barest hint of bulk to them, his small mouthful split in half as dime sized pockets of fat pushed his nips out enough to make them scrape against his shirt if he wasn't pulling on it. Kyle stared in shock, unsure what to do as they stayed perked, noticing how much creamer the skin was, a certain soft, moisturized quality gradually prickling from his areoles out, his entire pecs soon having a luscious look and just a shade of looseness, as if they were meant to be filled.

In his horny fidgeting, the thigh snagged dildo was shifting its position, angling more as the risen hem of his undershirt unfurled upwards. Gradually his flabby stomach was being revealed, his navel soon revealed as his undershirt looked closer to a crop top as the darkened splotches of cum gradually thickened the shrinking shirt. Everything that was happening was simultaneously impossible and arousing, Kyle blushing at how sensitive his shifting skin was, that need rooting him in place as his brain ran through what he could even do now. It was in this state that the angling dildo struck its mark, the tip suddenly jabbing into his exposed belly button, Kyle gasping as a pounding bliss struck his core.

It knocked his breath away quite literally, stunning him as the warm tip smacked against his core repeatedly, the strikes sending bizarre jiggles into his guts as his cock gave a tremendous twitch. It was stirring them, adding the kind of unique pressure that seemed to be conditioning him for further depravity as the sensation of his guts quivering made him eager for something rougher. Kyle realized how bad this was, trying to throw the dildo away before any more of his body could change, but his hands lost all sense of control once they touched it, eagerly rubbing the warm shaft as it continued to smack against his core.

Mixed in with the arousal was a deeper rush of dopamine, the fatty folds of his stomach compressing, fat slowly folding into muscle as his core grew springier. Something began to feel oh so very right to him as the cock rammed and dragged against his core, his hands maneuvering it to etch his fat into taut muscle. It was a gradual process, his core flattening bit by bit, each jiggle lesser than the one before as he squealed. Each thrust made him feel stronger, hotter, abs chiseling themselves into the former flab, his skin tender to the touch. It striking him so deeply, so thoroughly, his core soon flexing against the dildo, thrusting back as it made the strikes rougher as the cock slid against his sweat soaked core. His cute features clenched, his cock struggling to hold on as he felt his balls swell, the pleasure hitting its peak with one final slippery thrust into his navel as both his cock and the dildo unloaded.

"GYAAA~! AHHH YES!"

Kyle felt so ashamed, yet he couldn't deny the bliss, his cock unloading thick loads of spunk. Normally he'd be empty after such an extreme orgasm, but the dildo seemed determined to replenish him elsewhere, the two sticky loads it shot out filling his toned core with blistering heat, Kyle's cock hardening almost instantly as he felt it swirl inside, rising up as his nipples were forced to swell with thickening fat. It was getting hard to even think, Kyle feeling the heat in his head, flashes of a life that wasn't his beginning to saturate his subconscious.

"P-Please I can't UNNGH ahh t-take th-this-"

He didn't even know who he was begging to, the heat making his eyes water, his tongue lol, his nipples hungry for attention as the dildo swiped up the chiseled ab line, slotting right between his now perky a cups as the warm shaft throbbed between his tiny breasts. Suddenly he had control over his hands again, the fact hardly registering in his head. His nipples needed attention, the flat slowly flowing under them as they felt an endless tease. Before he knew quite what he was doing, his hands were reaching for them, the cutest shriek he'd ever heard squeaking from his mouth as he gave them a pinch. It only made the heat worse, the dildo resting so perfectly between them, a giggle exiting his lips as he gave his small breasts a proper squeeze around it.

"Mmm~ fuck that feels... Nngh shit I c-can't do th-HIIIIIS~!"

He mentally knew why he had to stop giving the dildo a titjob, begging for his body to stop as his hands continued to mash his breasts, each squeeze making the dildo tremble as his breasts slowly grew. They were just so soft, the gratification instant as he found his pleasure lolling mouth staring down.

Up and down, the movement of the dildo was hypnotizing, Kyle feeling more and more dazed as it slid up and down his breasts, not a hint of friction to slow its steady up and down movement, the gleaming tip so beautiful, so entrancing, so...

"Nngh? MMPH NNGH nigh mmm~..."

The warm taste of dick filled his mouth, his tongue grateful to be able to play with it once more. It didn't take long to get results, the shaft throbbing between his lips, Kyle sliding his breasts against it harder and faster as the thought of how slutty it made him feel turned him on even more. Sweet, salty fluids gushed down his throat, rewarding him with pleasure beyond imagining as his cock unloaded once more onto the carpet. It was a cyclical bliss, the ambrosia flowing down his throat, making his breasts surge further as they squeezed tighter around the dildo, his squealing form teasing it to another orgasm as his trained mouth swallowed every sinful drop. He was squeezing apples, then kumquats, his shirt growing increasingly tight as his hands were trapped inside.

There was a twinge of pain, nipples grinding against the cotton, the buttons of his former polo turned crop top struggling to hold on. They were just two buttons, hardly the flimsiest things around, but the cloth was already steadily corrupting itself, the bottom half black satin as the inner half double layered itself as it turned a sleek orange. Something had to give, Kyle's eyes watering as pain and pleasure built. His trapped hands struggled, inadvertently pleasuring the dildo further as his squeezed breasts were battered back and forth, one massive spurt from the dildo sending him over the edge as his orgasmic screeches were accompanied by the tearing of fabric.

PLINK

"F-HUUUUCK~!"

There was a burst of static and sparks, his top button flying off, demolishing the screen of his laptop as it lodged inside. As if to make sure it was done, the remaining button burst above, Kyle screeching as his thick melons jiggled freely, his horny moans hungrily digging into the thick beauties as the dildo popped from his lips and slid to the floor with a dull thud.

His mouth felt empty without the dildo inside, his head even emptier as his cock twitched in frustration. All of the pleasures he had experienced were still just surface level, the thought of how good just his mouth felt when he had other holes to shove it in... He knew these weren't his thoughts, or at least he was pretty sure, his mind felt so dizzy when he thought of who he had been before, a static fuzz interrupting as he struggled to even remember his name, Kyle... Arc right? Ooh that had to be right, just thinking it made Kyne's insides twist all nice and warm and-

"NNGH!"

His cum was running clearer, his pants now sodden with it as he kicked them off, his wallet spilling out the pockets. Fuck his eyes kept returning to the dildo, his ass clenching as he imagined what it could do to him, riding such a big, thick-

"Th-This isn't me I-I'm-"

Kyne vaguely remembered a kind of nerdy tall-

CRRK

Kyane was gasping, hugging his slender core, his tiny five foot frame trembling with need, the dildo looking even bigger. What was he thinking about a tall guy? Oh right it'd be sooo~ amazing to have a six foot tall dude ramming him up his ass right no-

"OH GAAAAWD~!”

Deep inside his ass, Kyeane's prostate was bubbling, threatening to pop as his hips grinder like they were ready to break alongside his g spot. His cum sodden boxers were drooping, only kept up by his erect dick poking through the front slit as he tried to tear his eyes away from the dildo. He noticed a few of his ID's sticking out of his wallet, drawn towards them as he stared at a picture that wasn't his, a cute blonde girl, spunky and adorable and and- No these were his ID's! Th-They were supposed to be him and he wasn't a c-cute girl named Jeanne Arc- Reading out the new name on the ID card seemed to send a spasm through his brain, Kyeane stumbling as his prostate was actively trying to winch his ass apart. Before he knew it he was falling, the sound of fabric tearing and his own desperate cries shrieking past a soprano as he found himself speared on the dildo, just a poke enough to make his g spot finally burst.

Kyeanne was seeing white, his entire body clenching as a hot gush of feminizing mass burned through his cock, load after load of spunk draining as his frantic attempts to stop the fucking only slid him deeper into the dildo, four inches shoved inside his tight ass as his hips spread open to swallow more inside. He couldn't think, couldn't react, drool pouring from his lips, his balls shrinking as he was forced to orgasm harder and harder. It was bliss so overwhelming it almost turned painful, his innards churning as the dildo throbbed twice before spewing a load inside his quaking body.

Keanne's screams sounded more like an animal than a human, his ass quivering as the hot fluids squirmed deeper inside his ass, piercing through flesh and muscle as it lodged inside, his rear swelling to a toned, pert peach. Stray fluids coated his boxers, the cotton stretching to spandex, black, pinching material that only teased his bloated bottom as another thin load burned out his cock. His thighs straddled the fake cock, squeezing as it came again, thick mass spilling into his thighs as his cock sprayed the last of his own cum, the dildo striking his womb as hormones spread warmth through the rest of her body.

"UNNNGH! F-HUU-UHH-UHH-UHHHK~!"

Her moans were turning less resistant, a sensual want added to her cries, her brain fucked far past what it could handle as the repeated fucking made her cum her brains out, or at least the male bits. Staring down her cum slathered thighs were perfectly lubricated to rub against the dildo, her legs curving around it to let gravity shove even more inside as her calves bubbled with fat and muscle. She gave a blood curdling screech as she felt her own cock reach the end of its reserves, her thighs feeling the shrunken bumps of her balls pull flush to her groin as her toes curled in feminizing bliss. It was almost perfect save for the way her balls were stuck half turned, struggling to slide deeper and failing as she rose to her feet, the dildo lodged in her ass as teasing pleasure built inside.

Keanne needed those stupid things between her legs gone, the rest of her body already changed and blissed out but no way to really resolve it. Besides that dick down there was soooo much smaller than the one she was riding and it was getting in the way of her fun. It took a bit of working though to get it out from how tightly she had crammed it up her rear, Keanne grunting as inches slowly slid out as she waved her hips back and forth, giving a dissatisfied gasp as it plopped down to the floor. There was the slightest hesitation as she spread her legs, trying to angle it so she'd get it right where her balls were struggling to finish, vaguely recalling panicking over... something important? Uh, what was it again?

She glanced at a nearby mirror, at first shocked by her appearance. Her light blue eyes had that "please fuck me" kind of neediness to them, her cute bunny hoodie hugging her breasts as she stared at the spreading black latex wrapping around her hips. God she was sexy, Jeanne rubbing her midriff as something quietly popped in her head, just letting the lust guide her as she lowered her throbbing gooch against the tip of her special present, whimpering as she rubbed her barely visible balls against the tip as she slowly let gravity take over.

"Ohh~ yes!"

Her innards were like butter, the hot dildo easily melting through as her balls were poked inwards. The fleshy flatness creased deeper and deeper till a leathery rip made Jeanne weak in the knees, her slow push turning to a clumsy dive as she felt her fresh lips pry open, the tip of the dildo giving her a teaser of penetration. Her half formed pussy was tight, too tight to fit such a massive thing, her cock like a rubber stopper preventing it from diving any deeper.

"JUST! FUH! KING! GO! IHH-HII-HI-HIIIIIN~!"

She was thrusting against the dildo, each hit making her upper lips spread, her cock slowly unraveling as estrogen burned through the struggling thing. The wider her slit became the smaller her cock turned, that hard muscle dragged deeper into her as she shimmied atop the dildo, relishing every sliver that found its way inside. Jeanne was carving it out, a stray thought giggling at how Ruby would be impressed to see how handy she could get when she was building something she cared about, though her thoughts turned more to Sun as she felt two inches now shoved inside her slit, stretching her in ways that made her shrunken dick leak and spill as the ridges of her pussy gripped around the silicon toy.

Of course Ren was fucking hot too, but Nora was into him and she wasn't THAT much of a horndog to go after her friend's crush. But Sun, now there was a hunky guy who was still single. She wondered if he could use his tail for some double action. God the thought made her feel so-

SCHHK

"GYAAAA~!"

The remaining inches of cock left couldn't take any more, her urethra spreading down the bottom half of her shrunken shaft, the whole thing opening as it scraped against the dildo. All that was left was a matter of finishing it off, each thrust grinding against her former cock, scraping it raw and pink, her former tip pinching and sending shocks of ecstasy through her as it shrunk to two inches, one. The dildo trembled inside her throbbing folds, Jeanne unable to take anymore, her body erupting as all at once three more inches shoved inside feeling like it was going to split her in two as it crammed her "cock" inside in one fluid push.

"BEST! G-HIIIFT EHHHVER~!"

Jeanne Arc could only marvel at the craftsmanship pounding into her pussy, her squeaky cries of ecstasy gradually dying down as her vaginal fluids spilled down as she pulled herself off the dildo, a few final discharges from the sex toy spilling out as they splashed against her arms and spandex. She seemed oblivious to the forming fingerless arm length gloves, and the double layer of denim that morphed her spandex to an extremely revealing pair of short shorts.

She collapsed onto her bed utterly exhausted, struggling to remember a time she had ever felt so completely satisfied, though she really had to clean up before Nora and Pyrrha came back. Then again, maybe she could convince Pyrrha to give it a try, Jeanne already wet at the thought of doing something naughty with the academy's idol. As long as no one was in a relationship they were fine to do some sexy times with, NTR one of the few fetishes she absolutely hated for some reason. Though hmm, maybe there was a market for other pervs like her, stories of sexy girls turning into big beefy guys. Oh that could be fun…