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Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this.

A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. This is only really one app out of a few possible ones that listeners could use, but we decided to call this milestone and let you, the noble and loyal hogs, pick a movie, any movie, and we would review it. After over 400 replies, I picked the 12 highest voted and put them in 4 polls, the winners of which faced off in a final poll to determine that the winner would be.... the 2014 animated movie Penguins of Madagascar.

Yeah alright.

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Anonymous

YEEESSSS THIS IS WHAT I WANT, MERRY XMAS MOTHERFUCKERS! I'm drunk, family is sleeping, time for the bloody penguins

Anonymous

christmas came early, (penguin) kings

Anonymous

The result of these polls just proves once more that the penis is evil.

SpookyPenguin

xmas penguins are based

Anonymous

these three could record each others farts for 90 minutes, I'd still pay 35 quid a month to listen to it

Anonymous

that ending <3

Anonymous

2021 has been a extremely difficult year for me, but for that entire time, KJB was THE highlight of my week. I love you all. I'm so glad I can be such a small part of all three of you living better than you were before.

Anonymous

Definitely having a time hearing "Dave" over and over

Anonymous

Oh no! I missed the poll /= but i love the result 😊

Anonymous

I’m sorry I voted for Penguins of Madagascar thank you for your service

Sirloinofice

Yo you guys got Vasily Stalin on this episode? Oh wait it's just Milo nvm.

Rosalind Northey

Hoooo needs they owlussy ate? Is an all time bit

Kevin Bodel

You poor, poor bastards! As a parent I was forced to watch this, and through gritted teeth, what got me through was the sure knowledge that this would complete its run and vanish from human knowledge. Your listeners are sadists.

Nalte

Sad that my suggestion of Johnny English didnt get in but this is a treat and a half

Anonymous

Same here! I usually only listen to the pod in the gym and it reliably gets me to go there.

Rufus Dean

Becoming a 2016 Hillary guy but for 'don't blame me, I voted for zardoz'

Anonymous

Ok but at least Kowalski is also a bird who wants to fuck the owl so it's barely interspecies. Like it'll be cloaca on cloaca action

Mulloy

Oh that ending. You big saps. Merry chrimbus.

Anonymous

Holy fuck I was crying this was just what I needed to heal after Christmas with my family thank you so much for your sacrifice watching this for us

Anonymous

That ending was so great and silly and touching. Also - how much do I have to donate to get the world your collective reaction to 1980s "The Apple"? Just name your price. Let's do this.

James Cézanne-Taipale

Wait… they’re supposed to be army? I thought the shtick was a play off of Mchale’s Navy.

Anonymous

Lmao I worked on the tie in game for this, good to finally find out what the plot was.

Anonymous

Ending was wonderful - you have made all our lives richer and given us something to laugh about through the pain of the pandemic. Also, worth doing this film just for the 'sLaP tHe FrUiT' drop

The Beak TM

Alice: war magic wizard. Abi: Glamor bard. Devon: Totem warrior barberian

Bryan

A little unrelated but have you guys considered watching Spy (2015)?

Anonymous

Good news; Parker Posey is an entirely separate human from transphobe Posie Parker. Parker Posey is an American actress, mostly known for television roles.

Christine Pizan

now that you've finished with the silly distractions of craig's casino royale you're back to covering what this podcast is all about, animated movies for children :)

Anonymous

Was listening to this while driving and as I was getting off the parkway I got to the part where Alice said that someone had come to "suck the penguins off" and that plus the ensuing bit made me cry laughing while driving

Cate Kneale

I also voted for Zardoz because I'm a good listener. But also because I found out last year that a friend was a baby on that set and that's a great origin story.

Anonymous

I'm a bit late to comment, but I wanted to say thank you for the podcast. It's been one of the most enjoyable parts of this year for me, and paying for the extra episodes makes it even better! Thanks again <3

mira_drgn

as a connoisseur of sexy cartoon animals: the cumberbatch wolf is shit. absolute trash husbando. his head's 14 sizes too big for his face, which looks like it's about to slough off onto the floor and reveal a gaping void of Market Demographic Research Brand Synergy ...i don't have a good way to transition from this to heartfelt thanks. but thanks for doing this the past... however long it's been. 2021 has been, for me as for most other people, arguably the most shit year on record (in close contention with 2020), and y'all's work has been one of the things that's helped me get through it. here's hoping for another year of incredibly funny, aggressively trans, possibly increasingly unhinged (but like in a good way?) podcasts also i want to say, i did discover philosophy tube through this pod, and first of all, holy shit it's an incredibly good show - the costumes and sets absolutely pop off, especially the stuff abi's done this year, and it's digestible and funny enough that there are episodes i feel like i could show my parents and they might actually be able to understand it. but also it was initially jarring and extremely funny to go from comparatively unfiltered abi over here to minimal-cussing politically-subtle appealing-to-as-broad-an-audience-as-possible abi over on youtube

John Doree

God damn if this isn't one of the best podcasts ever made.

oranjest1

the starting lick of DEUTSCHLAND by Rammstein during the Penguins Are Sucked Off bit was a masterful editing choice