EVIL GORDON FREEMAN BE LIKE (Patreon)

That's right, I pulled out the old live action lips bullshit again. I'd been meaning to for a while, it's so cursed and awful, this seemed like the perfect opportunity. I thought about having the joke be just him saying nothing but I felt like it'd perhaps be too obvious, wouldn't give me enough to actually do for the video, and I truly needed to define Evil Gordon Freeman as a character. Plus a lot of folks always asked me what it'd sound like if I voiced Gordon, so I guess here we are. Obviously Gordon should never have a voice. But, I imagine it shouldn't be too cool. He's a nerd, right? Fucking scientist nerd. I almost went to make him sound hot, like "Oh Hey Babe" levels of overtly hot since he kinda looks like it, but I dunno, I feel like if I just made him sound like another Hot Guy Protag, it'd sorta lose the identity of the character and make him feel more generic. So to me, he should sound a a little less cool. Not full nerd, but you know, definitely a bit of a nerd. So... I guess the end result of that is just sounding like... me? Lmao.