IT HURTS WHEN I (Patreon)

This is so in character for the John Halo we've created over on the Twitch channel while playing the games. Wanted to mix up the pacing a little bit to fit the way the text repeats itself, and also because it's nice to have a slight change of pace from the more common rhythm of my shitposts. Came very close to using a song from one of those Marathon total conversion packs, but honestly actual Halo music just fit too well. Halo music is always pretty awesome, I don't usually go for epic orchestral type soundtracks but Halo always has a bit of unique flair to make it interesting to listen to. I think I'm not *as* in love with Halo music as a lot of people, but I definitely have an appreciation for it.

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