Helen of Sparta - 21st century (Patreon)

Can’t you just imagine her as a soccermom to Ron’s kids. Bringing the little rascals to all their funny activities. Cheering for them on the sidelines - distracting the referee so he doesn’t see the clearly bad tackle 🤭

And of course, the lovely dress for date night.

I hope you like these versions of Ron’s wife Helen - that he manages to snatch from both the Trojans and the Greeks. 🤭 My my, that chapter basically writes itself, doesn’t it ❤️

Yours truly
Hammer