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Smollop - Vernon Florida (Patreon)

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2023-01-20 10:00:02
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'Nub Club'

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Smollop - Vernon Florida

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jess

"Favorite Fuck Hound" is the name of that metal band that plays every other Friday at Salty's down on the corner of Main in Cut and Shoot, TX.

Anne Momany

Just when I think I understand you guys I hear something insane like you'd rather lose a hand than a foot. What?? 100% a losing foot is the way to go.

Anonymous

My dog Freddie Feral came from the Chipley, FL shelter!! It’s a shithole, but it’s no Vernon! 🖐️ 🦶 🦵

Jeremy Reel

We need to start a GoFundMe so Benji can join the nub club 😂

Anonymous

Everybody has a price.

Anonymous

…and Vernon, it would seem, is the panhandle’s panhandle!!

anthony rooney
>>100102046

I don't know man, I don't think I'd sell either of my hands for any amount of money.

Lyndsay Thompson

well now you have to do a Past Times episode from a Vernon newspaper

Anonymous

"I'll foot it to ya"

Anonymous

I recommend the Errol Morris documentary Vernon, Florida (Originally titled Nub City). You do you, Florida.

Anonymous

I grew up there and now I’m wondering about the kid that lost an arm 4-wheeling but I think he may have moved there after I need to look into that.

Anonymous
>>100322828

I’ve met some of those guys my friend from school is related to the turkey hunter