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Smollop - Alec Hoag (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-27 05:07:36
Imported:
2022-11

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Smollop - Alec Hoag

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Jesper Ohlsson

It feels surreal that, for most of our history, up until about the early 20th century, you could just move a few miles away to the nearest town, and everything about your past would be a blank slate.

jess

mouth math 🙈

jess

"slow it down... Say it like I'm a bad boy" 😂😂😭😭 y'all

jess

SMART ALEC OMG 🤯

jess

"🖕 I told him this means peace among worlds, how hilarious is that?!"

jess

I've been called sexy Melinda when seducing guys to steal from them, now I know, thanks y'all

jess

No but seriously this was the best little story, thanks y'all ♥️ I needed it 🥹♥️ love you two

Anonymous

Hell, I will engage in prostitution if all it involves is jazz hands.

Anonymous

My favourite Dollops are the “so that’s where this completely normalised custom came from” Dollops. Like perriwigs and “big wigs”. I. FUCKING. LOVE. That shit. 🥰🌈

Anonymous

“probably a door” “probably a window” 😂