Daring Kai - Part 10 (Patreon)

It had been two days since the day trip to the pool (and the creamy dare that followed it) and since then both the dare and punishment bags had gone unopened. The previous day, Caleb had spent the day visiting family and they decided to honour the agreement to not continue the game unless everyone was present, so Kai had been given the day off.

In many ways, it was more frustrating not to have dares as Kai was still stuck enduring one of his ‘ongoing’ dares – no masturbation! Considering the amount of edging he had done on Wednesday, he had already been desperate to cum and that was before one day and two nights with no relief. The only sexual activity that had taken place was Miles happily accepting his daily blow job from Kai, which had only turned him on further.

The night after the pool, they had all stayed at the Robinson house, meaning Kai was able to be tied to his bed as normal. The following night, as they had spent the day and evening at Miles’s house they had stayed over, which meant they had needed to improvise a way to restrain him overnight in Miles’s room. After several failed attempts to tie him down on the inflatable mattress he slept on at Miles’s house, he had been moved to Miles’s bed, which was usually occupied by Miles and Leo. Leo had not been happy about being demoted to the floor, but if it meant prolonging Kai’s misery, he was willing to endure it.

As Kai awoke, he felt an arm draping across his body. Miles had presumably shifted during the night and was now lying on his stomach, one arm hanging off the side of the bed, the other on top of Kai. All it took was a slight shift and Kai’s morning wood made contact with the other boy’s hand. He let out a shuddery gasp. He bucked his hips slightly and his erection slid up the side of Miles’s hand.

Gulping heavily as he pulled back down, he slowly worked his dick back and forth against the sleeping boy’s hand. Between the extreme horniness built from the past few days and the sheer hardness of his morning erection, he soon found himself getting closer and closer to release. He closed his eyes, running fantasies through his mind to help push himself towards climax. He wanted to go faster and harder, but he worried that anything too vigorous might wake Miles, so he had to keep it slow and steady, which only served to prolong his torture.

“Ahem!” he suddenly heard.

His eyes shot open and he saw Leo standing over him, his damn phone pointed at him once again presumably recording his attempted humping.

“Wha’s… huh…?” Miles grumbled as he awoke to the loud cough above him and startled jump beside him.

“I… no… it wasn’t… I mean…” Kai stuttered shakily.

Miles pulled his hand away as he felt it in contact with Kai, then rolled over as he realised something was happening and asked, “What’s going on?”

“This!” Leo said as he turned his phone to show Kai humping Miles’s hand while he was asleep.

“Dude, fuck! What’s wrong with you?” Miles scoffed in disgust as he glared at Kai.

“I’m REALLY fucking horny. THAT’S what’s wrong!” Kai snapped angrily, his embarrassment dwarfed by his frustration.

“That’s gotta be against the rules, right?” Miles said as he sat up, looking at his hand like it had been completely soiled.

“Oh, definitely!” Leo said with a nod as he looked at his phone, “Looks like Caleb’s heading over soon. I’ll tell him to stop by our place and grab the dare bags! The question is, whadda we do with him in the meantime?” He gestured towards his naked and restrained twin.

Miles grinned and said, “He clearly thinks shooting a load in the morning’s important. Why don’t we let him help me out with that!”

Leo huffed slightly and rolled his eyes.

Miles almost bounced with joy at his own suggestion and jumped up to straddle Kai’s chest. “I assume you’re fucking off somewhere while I take care of this!” Miles said to Leo without looking round at him.

“No, I WANT to watch my brother blowing you,” Leo said sarcastically as he headed for the door.

As soon as Leo was gone, Miles pulled his dick out and said, “Open up!” As he grabbed Leo’s hair, he thrust his dick into the restrained boy’s mouth and began fucking it. “Ah fuck, I might have to start every morning like this!” he groaned, only half joking.

*****

Kai was still in bed. Not by choice, he had just not been released yet from Miles’s bed. His face was smeared with spunk from the face fuck Miles had given him before disappearing out of the room. He had heard Caleb arrive a little earlier and the fact they hadn’t come back in yet was beginning to make him anxious. With not much else to do, he began to nod off, but jumped at the sound of the door opening.

“Morning Kai,” Caleb sniggered as he saw the boy tied to the bed, Miles and Leo right behind him.

“Hi,” Kai said a little awkwardly. Even after the dares and exposure he had been through so far that week, it still felt embarrassing to be seen by his friend in such a state of undress with a boner.

“I heard you’ve been a naughty boy!” Caleb said with a wry grin which broadened as he said, “Actually I SAW you be a naughty boy, thanks to the video!” It got a wicked snigger from Leo.

Kai let out a low groan. Being caught humping his friend’s hand was bad enough, but having it recorded and shown to people was mortifying.

“Hey, don’t worry, we’re nice, we’re gonna help you out!” Caleb said with a nod as he sat down and started untying Kai’s wrists while Miles worked on his ankles.

Kai glanced over at Leo, wondering what was planned, but he was turned away, busying himself with something on Miles’s desk for now.

“Help me out how?” Kai demanded. “Also, I need to pee, like… REALLY badly!” he added desperately, though he groaned a little as he said, “Unless I’m not allowed to!”

“Oooh, no, but remember that for next time we add more punishments!” Miles said with a wicked laugh, “You can go pee. Caleb, your turn to supervise!”

“Ugh, fine,” Caleb said as he followed Kai to the bathroom. They returned a few moments later.

“Okay, so… how are you HELPING me?” Kai asked dejectedly as he stood awkwardly in the middle of the room.

“Well… we’re gonna let you cum!” Leo said bluntly, either growing more comfortable saying such things or simply too excited about the next torture to be conscious of it.

Kai looked round anxiously for a moment, from Leo, to Miles, back to Leo, to Caleb and back to Leo once more. “Lemme guess, I have to… do it out on the street, or… or… stream it online, or… say stupid things while I do it!” he said grumpily.

“No, just… you, doing THAT,” Leo said, still embarrassed when it came to saying it directly, “In here, nobody watching but us!”

Kai was even more anxious now. There HAD to be a catch. “And that’s my punishment, is it?” he asked suspiciously.

“Yes,” Caleb nodded, then added a sly, “Sort of!”

“Just fuckin’ say it!” Kai huffed.

“You have one hour to cum ten times and for every one you don’t manage, you get a punishment from the bag!” Miles blurted out.

“T… ten… fuck!” Kai gasped. Admittedly right then he felt like he could cum twice as many times as that, but he had learned years ago that how many times he felt he could cum was a very different number before and after his first orgasm. No matter how horny he was, as soon as he shot that first load, he was done! “That’s… not possible!” he whimpered.

“The world record is sixteen, we looked it up!” Miles stated with a playful grin, “So it’s totally possible, just… hard, but you’re used to hard, right?”

“Nice!” Caleb cackled, offering Miles a high-five.

“Kai,” Leo said, sounding very serious, “There IS one more thing you need to know!”

“Wh… what’s that?” Kai asked shakily.

Leo gave a lop-sided smile as he declared, “Your time starts now!”

Kai froze for just a moment. He had hoped they were joking, teasing, messing with him.

“And you should also know, we… may have come up with a few new punishments for the bag,” Caleb explained, “Y’know, now that we know how things work a bit better!”

“Yeah, and we REALLY wanna see some of ‘em, so… if you could fail a lot please, that’d be great!” Miles said giddily.

“Fuck off!” Kai snapped, then flopped down onto Miles’s bed. Masturbating in front of his brother and friends, again, was not something he had been keen to do, though at the same time the idea of them watching him cum, counting his orgasms, cheering him on to either cum or fail, it was bizarrely exciting and as he grasped his stiffening prick, he let out a shuddery moan.

“Don’t think the first one’s gonna be long!” Caleb observed.

“It’s Kai. He’s never ‘long’, is he!” Leo teased.

“Savage,” Miles laughed as Caleb sniggered and Kai just scowled.

“Oh my god,” Kai yelped as he felt himself surging painfully fast towards his first orgasm. “Ah crap, I’m cumming! FUCK!” he screamed out as three days’ worth of spunk seemed to erupt from his straining prick. It was easily a dozen shots of cum that flew forth, though each squirt followed on so rapidly from the last that it seemed almost like one continuous stream of semen. Still masturbating furiously as the intense pleasure ripped through him, the thick goo sprayed all over the place, showering down over Kai as well as Miles’s bed and even the wall beside and behind it.

“Jesus!” Miles gasped as he watched, not even thinking about the mess his friend was making as he stared in absolute awe.

“I know, right!” Caleb muttered, shaking his head slightly as he watched Kai convulse in a clearly intense orgasm.

“Oh… my… god…” Kai gasped as he finally let go of his cock and flopped flat on the bed. His eyes closed as he panted his way heavily through the post-orgasmic comedown. He didn’t want to open his eyes. Aside from knowing he had an audience, he didn’t want to face the prospect of what was now expected of him. He could stop right there and do no more, but doing so would earn him NINE punishments.

Considering the fact that his punishments so far had included a public near-naked post on social media, the removal of free masturbation for the summer, plucking his own pubes and two public orgasms, he didn’t exactly revel in the idea of a massive amount more, especially knowing Leo and the others had come up with even more ideas that morning.

Kai felt a sudden poke to his ribs, accompanied by the question from Miles, “Are you still alive? It’s bad enough you got cum on my bed. I don’t fancy cleaning up a naked dead guy too!”

“Oh,” Kai said, scowling a little as he opened his eyes to look up at the bed’s owner. “Did I make a bit of a mess for you? What a terrible morning you must be having!” he said sarcastically.

“One down, nine to go!” Leo said, standing a little awkwardly to try and conceal his own erection as he gripped one wrist with his other hand in front of his crotch. He smirked at Caleb and said, “You probably wanna lend him a hand… or a mouth!”

“Fuck off, Leo,” Caleb snapped, “You were the one getting off with him on Wednesday!”

“Umm, that was HIM blowing ME!” Leo said back defensively, then blushed as he realised it wasn’t really much better.

Kai listened to the other three chattering for a moment before tentatively reaching down to grasp at his dick. He gasped slightly as it still felt horribly sensitive, but also slimy and slippery with spunk. He knew he would regret it, but he wrapped his fingers around it and began stroking, hoping to keep up the momentum from his first orgasm before his cock had too long to shrink back down.

“Fuck, he’s going again already!” Miles declared as he saw the movement.

Leo shrugged and turned to grab the chair from Miles’ desk. As he sat down he made sure he was keeping his own crotch concealed, then positioned his phone on the desk to keep recording his brother as he said, “May as well get comfortable. He’s gonna be a while!”

“Yeah, good point,” Miles said with a shrug as he dropped down to sit cross-legged on the inflatable mattress.

Caleb followed, sitting by Miles’s side as he sniggered and said, “It’s kinda like Sea World. First two rows WILL get wet!”

“Pfft, no chance,” Miles scoffed. “After that last one he can’t have much left in the tank!” he said with a slight snigger.

“The wank tank!” Caleb added playfully, bursting into giggled with Miles.

“You know I can hear you, right!” Kai huffed, shaking his head as he tried to ignore the discomfort in his dick as he stroked himself towards his second orgasm.

“Quiet, slave boy. Wank for your masters and do it quietly!” Miles joked, getting more laughs from Caleb and Leo as Kai just rolled his eyes and carried on.

The rest of the hour was torturous for Kai. Trying to concentrate on masturbating while receiving a constant stream of jokes and teases from the other three was hard enough, but the more he ejaculated, the harder it was to keep going. He had to keep switching arm as it kept seizing up and slowing him down. Proving Miles wrong, Kai’s second orgasm, taking place just ten minutes into the hour, was almost as spectacular as the first, though with a couple less shots.

The third orgasm was a much harder task, and Kai was conscious he had lost several minutes recovering after his second load before his dick was even able to be touched again. It was just before the half-hour mark that he managed to shoot it, though it was barely more than a gentle squirt onto his chest and stomach. Orgasm four was just as challenging with barely a dribble of spunk, taking place at just over forty-five minutes.

Sheer determination to prove the others wrong when they said Kai was probably done was all that spurred him on to orgasm number five. Convinced he couldn’t actually achieve another orgasm, especially before the time ran out, the other three were even louder through the final fifteen minutes, but Kai pushed through and managed a pathetic dribble of cum right before Leo announced time was up.

Panting, sweaty, drenched in cum and looking an absolute mess, Kai was quietly proud of himself for his achievement of making it halfway through the allotted amount. He also told himself he would never be wanking again, though he suspected that feeling would probably change the moment he got even slightly horny again.

“Should we bother letting him get cleaned up, or wait and see what the punishments are first?” Caleb asked casually as he stood looking down at the limp, messy body of his friend.

“Let him clean up,” Leo said with a shrug, “If we’re going straight into his next dare when he’s done, may as well let him shower now so he’s ready for it!”

“Wha…?” Kai grunted at the comment. Five wanks, five punishments and they STILL planned on giving him a new dare afterwards. He was tempted to object but… well, he wasn’t really sure why he didn’t, but he remained silent on the subject as he sat up with a groan. “I’m guessing you don’t feel the need to supervise me showering after that!” he huffed.

Leo started, “I guess…” but was interrupted by Caleb.

“No, rules are rules!” Caleb interjected.

“Fine, then you can do it. I’ll be busy burning my bed!” Miles grumbled as he looked at the massive wet patch from the mix of sweat and spunk.

“Come on,” Caleb said, nodding towards the door.

Kai smiled as he stood, but quickly suppressed it as he saw Leo glaring at him, not wanting to draw his brother’s ire. A few moments later, he was in the shower, and immensely grateful for the warm water spraying down him to relieve him of the mess of his punishment.

“Feel a bit better after that?” Caleb asked curiously.

“Yes and no,” Kai replied casually. When he heard nothing else from Caleb, he thought for a moment and asked, “Did you… have good day yesterday?”

Caleb sighed softly and said, “Not really. Spent most of the day visiting my gran in hospital!”

“Oh no, is she sick?” Kai asked without thinking, then groaned at himself and said, “Duh, sorry, obviously. If she’s in the hospital of course she is, sorry!”

Caleb chuckled and said, “It’s okay, she coulda been injured rather than sick!” He paused to sigh as he said, “But yeah, she is. I, umm… I don’t think she has long left, but… we’ve kinda known it was coming for a while!”

“You never mentioned anything!” Kai said, peering out from behind the shower curtain.

“No,” Caleb replied softly with a headshake.

“Do… the others know?” Kai asked, his brow furrowing a little. As he saw Caleb shake his head, he asked, “But you’re telling me?” He got a nod from Caleb so he asked, “Why?”

Caleb shrugged, hesitated a moment and said, “I don’t know.”

Kai offered a meek smile as a thought occurred to him. “Did you just want to come and shower now so you could get me alone for a hug?”

Caleb remained silent and motionless, but his blushing cheeks answered for him.

“Well you can have one once I’m dried off, just in case!” Kai offered.

“Whatever,” Caleb said with another shrug, though a smile briefly flashed across his face.

*****

Realising that they did actually need to keep Kai alive for their game to continue, the others allowed him to take a break to get some breakfast. The four of them hung out completely normally as they ate, as if they hadn’t just seen Kai cum five times, and weren’t about to give him five (hopefully) humiliating and degrading punishments. They were just four friends hanging out… until they weren’t.

“Grab the bag!” Leo stated as soon as he decided breakfast time was over.

Miles happily complied, looking positively giddy as he brought in the punishment bag while they gathered around Kai.

“So, six punishments!” Leo stated.

“Five!” Kai insisted.

Leo sniggered and said, “Worth a shot. I guess five’ll do. Who wants to pick his first…”

Miles’ hand was in the bag before Leo even finished the question. “For the rest of the summer, Kai has to call each of us a title of our choosing instead of our names!” he read out, then immediately yelled, “SIR! I want Sir, he has to call me Sir! Not sir with a lower-case s but Sir with a capital S!”

“They… literally sound the same,” Caleb said, shaking his head in confusion.

“Hnnh,” Leo chuckled as he looked from Miles to his twin. “You can call me Master!” he sneered.

“Yes Master,” Kai said with an indignant eye roll, making his derision almost palpable.

“And you?” Miles asked, grabbing Caleb in a headlock that he managed to pull free of within seconds.

Caleb huffed and shook his head. “That one’s so stupid, and you KNOW you’ll all forget about it” he grumbled, “Just…call me Caleb!”

“Oh, snooze, you fucking loser!” Leo complained. “Well you can pick the next punishment then, and try not to make it as fucking dull as you did with that one!”

“Yes, listen to Master. Master knows all. Master has the precious!” Kai said patronisingly, getting a full-on laugh from Caleb and a smirk from Miles as Leo flipped him off.

Still laughing a little, Caleb reached into the bag and pulled out a piece of paper. “Ooof,” he grunted. “Tough one to get so soon,” he said sympathetically, instantly wiping the smirk off Kai’s face.

“What? What is it?” Kai demanded.

Rather than reading it out word for word, Caleb explained, “So it’s like with the dares, where we all get to make it worse for you. You kinda have to do that for punishments now too, but not necessarily every time. You roll a dice… well a virtual one, Miles has one on his phone cos he’s a fucking nerd. If you roll a one, nothing happens, but on a two, three, four or five, you get either Miles, me, Leo or yourself making a suggestion to make it worse!”

“Fuck!” Kai grunted. Shaking his head, he said, “Lemme guess. On a six, we ALL do it!”

“Hey, he’s smarter than Leo looks!” Caleb joked, getting a chuckle from Kai and Miles that turned into a full-on bout of rolling laughter as he corrected himself, “Sorry, I mean he’s smarter than MASTER looks!”

“Shut the fuck up, Caleb,” Leo snapped.

“Hey!” Caleb said sharply, jabbing a finger accusingly in Leo’s direction. “Calling me Caleb is only for Kai doing his punishment. Everyone else can call me Caleb, with a capital C!” he joked.

“You’re so fucking stupid,” Leo huffed, knowing fully well the other boy was deliberately mocking him. “But whatever, what’s next?” he asked, reaching into the bag. As he pulled out the piece of paper, still looking annoyed at Caleb, he let out a wicked laugh that slowly grew louder.

“Fuck me, he’s gone full on comic villain,” Miles sniggered.

“Oh, this is fuckin’ great,” Leo said, ignoring the snide comment, “Kai, you have to dress and act like a cheerleader at mine and Caleb’s next football match!”

“Oh my god,” Caleb laughed, “That’s tomorrow!”

“Perfect!” Miles said happily. “Is the pretty pink princess coming back AGAIN or are we gonna go buy her something new to wear?” he asked, hopping excitedly from one foot to the other at the thought of Kai’s humiliation.

“Oh, wait wait wait,” Caleb suddenly called out, “We need a dice roll!”

Miles pulled out his phone and quickly loaded up the dice app, then tapped the screen as Leo and Caleb gathered round. They let out a collective ‘ooooh’ as it rolled, followed by a groan as it landed on a one.

“Ugh, you got lucky this time!” Leo huffed.

Kai stared in absolute dismay as he considered the punishment and said, “Oh yeah, lucky me, I JUST have to be a fucking cheerleader in front of your entire fucking team. SO lucky!” His annoyance only tickled the others, who burst into laughter once more as they started teasing him for it.

“Come on, come on, cool it, we still got two more to go!” Leo said, grabbing the punishment bag once again. “C’mon Kai, choose your fate!” he said as he offered the bag to his twin.

Kai reached into the bag and felt a strange twinge in his cock as he felt how many scraps of paper were in there now. Grabbing one from the bottom, he pulled it out and read, “Post a selfie only wearing underwear on Insta with the caption ‘who thinks I’m cute?’ and you can never delete it! Oh, fuck off. No way!”

“Y’see, he objects but we ALL know he’s totally got a boner, don’t we!” Miles teased, getting titters of agreement from the other two, “And now let’s see if he can get lucky again!” He tapped the screen of his phone to roll the dice and called out, “Five. Wait, who was five?”

“Me!” Kai huffed, shaking his head. “Fine, I… have to do posts like that every day for a week!” he suggested unhappily.

Caleb, Miles and Leo exchanged glances, all looking unconvinced.

“Ugh, fine!” Kai grunted, “All summer!”

“Yes!” “Perfect!” “Love it!” the others chorused back, enjoying the thought of daily public embarrassment.

“Come on, kit off, you gotta post today’s one now!” Leo insisted, moving aside to stand clear of the full-length mirror on Miles’ wall.

Kai, who had not had the luxury of wearing clothes for that long, quickly pulled everything back off except his underwear then approached the mirror and prepared to take the picture. He grimaced as he said, “Fuck me, Miles, what have you got on this fucking mirror?”

“You ever asked one of those questions where you find out the answer and wished you hadn’t asked?” Miles enquired, then added, “This is one of those things, so just… move on!”

“Eww,” Kai grunted, then posed as best he could, flexing what little muscle he had as he snapped the picture. He looked at it, shook his head and tried again.

As Kai started on his seventh attempt, Leo called out, “If you’re waiting for a good picture of you, it’s never coming so just fucking post something!”

“Fuck you, Leo,” Kai growled, then picked the best one he had taken so far and put it in his post. He sighed as he typed out the caption, then clicked send and immediately locked his phone. “So fuckin’ embarrassing,” he muttered moodily.

“Okay, one more!” Leo said as he grabbed the bag, keeping one eye on his phone to look for Miles’ post appearing. “Ha, nice!” he cackled as he saw it appear. “Come on Miles, you seem the most into this. You can pick the last one!” he offered.

“I’m not THAT into it,” Miles said, blushing slightly, “But okay!” He grinned as he grabbed another punishment. He unfolded the paper and read out, “Go to Regents Retail Park and dump everything you’re wearing except your underwear into the charity collection bins. Note, MUST be done during daytime!”

Kai tutted and shook his head. After his walk back from the park in wet underwear and his run back from the bus stop wearing nothing, it was almost mundane. Admittedly the retail park was a half-hour walk away, though they usually went by bike which took a quarter of that, but still, a ride home in just his underwear didn’t sound that bad, until…

“Ooh, dice roll!” Miles said as he tapped his screen again, “Come on six, you can do it, gimme a six!” He stared for a moment then yelped, “YESSSS!”

“I think it’s a one,” Caleb said flatly, shooting Kai a smirk.

“It’s a six!” Miles declared.

“No! Really?” Caleb replied sarcastically.

“Awesome,” Leo nodded. “Let’s do the usual. Kai, starting with you then!”

“Fuck!” Kai muttered, then cursed inwardly for allowing himself to tempt fate by thinking it was easy. He let out a long sigh and said dejectedly, “Okay, just cos I know if I don’t say it one of you cunts will… I gotta put EVERYTHING in, INCLUDING my underwear!”

There was a gentle gasp from the others at the boldness of the addition before they all started nodding their agreement that they had all been intending to say exactly that.

“So what’s it to be… Sir?” Kai asked Miles with an eyeroll.

Miles giggled happily at the use of his new title, then hummed thoughtfully for a moment before he asked, “Assuming we’ll bike there?”

Leo nodded as he said, “Figured we’d go to the mall, grab some cheerleading stuff then do this on the way home!”

“Oh, good, I like when my humiliation is efficient and well-organised,” Kai said sardonically.

“Then… before we go, we take the saddle off of Kai’s bike!” Miles suggested.

“Oooh, and replace it with a dildo?” Caleb suggested.

“Do any of us OWN a dildo?” Miles asked curtly. As he got headshakes back, he went on, “Exactly, but it’s not for that. Sitting on his bike, it hides his butt and makes it easier to cover his junk. Without it, he has to be, like, standing up and it’s all on show!”

“Daaaamn Smiles, you’re good at this,” Leo said with a lop-sided grin and a nod. “Cay?” he enquired to the other boy.

Caleb looked briefly at Kai, giving him a slightly questioning glance. Getting a hint of a smile and a shrug back to indicate it was fine to just be as mean as he liked, Caleb stated, “We stop at every junction and he plays rock, paper, scissors against one of us. If he loses, we pick which direction to go. If he ties or wins, he gets to pick!”

“Fuck, a few losses in a row and he could end up fucking miles away,” Miles said with a wide-eyed nod. “Naked!” he added, “And probably hard!”

“Shut up, Miles!” Kai pouted, already blushing at the thought of it.

“I guess that just leaves me,” Leo said, grinning wickedly. He thought for a moment, clearly rethinking his suggestion thanks to Caleb’s addition. “Okay, so… it normally takes, like… ten minutes to get home from Regents, right?” He got a nod from the others. “Then for every five extra minutes it takes for us to get home, Kai has to send a clip from his dare the other day of him wanking and talking about his classmates… TO the classmate he’s talking about!”

Kai stared at his brother open-mouthed.

“Jesus fucking christ Leo. That’s… savage!” Caleb said, gulping slightly as he thought about what could happen.

“Yeah, that’s freakin’ mental,” Miles agreed, “Hot and hilarious, but seriously mental!”

“I… hate you so much!” Kai said grumpily.

“I know,” Leo shrugged, “And yet… you know you’re gonna do it anyway!”

“Yeah, I hate MYSELF too,” Kai pouted. “Come on then, let’s go shopping!” he sighed, accepting his fate.