Literal Up-grades (Neptunia Giantess Tf) Draft (Patreon)

KABOOM!!!

“Hold it right there, you criminal scum!” The white haired goddess in the skimpy black suit yelled, as she busted down the door of a small house in Planeptune.

“The protagonists of this story have arrived! Give up now because you stand no chance!” The purple haired and twin tailed goddess announced, as she proudly floated into the room. The four guys inside the room cheered at their arrival.

“Neptune… I mean Purple heart, it's been like three lines. Could you please not break the fourth wall so early into any medium you go to?” The black haired goddess sighed while facepalming. Purple heart only giggled.

“If you get to say the most cliche lines in the world, I don't see the problem with me doing my thing too~ Right, Noir?”

“It’s Black Heart in this form and saying cliche lines is not my…” Black heart flushed a little bit, before her face ran pale. “Wait, they cheered at our arrival?!?”

“Of course we did! We are your greatest fans, goddess Purple Heart! And you are a definite second place, Goddess Black Heart!” One of the guys squealed, looking more giggly than menacing.

“You are my favorite goddess, Goddess Black Heart! Believe me!” Another one yelped. The third and fourth ones just stood and stared in admiration without saying anything. Not exactly what the two of them expected under a threat that Iffy insisted the two of them had to handle.

“So… uhm. Glad you four seem friendly. Would you care to remind us again what you did to deserve a five star bounty from the Planeptune guild?” Black Heart asked, looking more and more weirded out by the second. Purple Heart only giggled.

“You know, if you wanted autographs there are a lot more legal ways to get them, you know?”

“That's not the point. The point is that you are here and we can finally show you in person.” The first guy announced, stepping forwards towards the goddesses and took Purple Heart's hand. “My name is Chris and these are my friends, Kyle, Red and Az. You can put us under arrest if you don't like what we have been doing, but do you mind indulging us for just a few moments?”

“Oh my~ I mean, if you ask me like that then I couldn’t refuse~” Purple Heart giggled, clearly flattered by the young man's declaration. All the while Black Hearts' urge to bonk Purple Hearts head so hard she would transform back into her human form kept rising.

“If you just want to show us a thing, how the heck did you get a five star bounty and a recommendation from IF herself?!?” Black Heart yelled, yet Chris’ eyes flickered with triumph, like he was waiting for her to say exactly that.

“Plot convenience!” Chris meaningfully declared.

“That's my citizen! He belongs to me!” Purple Heart declared with stars in her eyes, pointing at the man who proudly puffed his chest out.

Black Heart now wanted to punch two people in the room.

“Here is what we have been working on for a good while!” Chris said, pulling out what looked like two share crystals out of what looked like a microwave on his desk. Black Heart had so many questions and just decided that the situation would be over faster if she asked none of them and just went along. Purple Heart however looked very intrigued.

“Just absorb them and I promise you will like the result!” Chris declared with unwavering determination and handed each of the goddesses a crystal each. Then he, his friends and Purple Heart stared at Black Heart with eyes like puppies, making her fold even though her suspicion of these guys is through the room.

“Fiiiiiiiine.” She said, pressing her crystal against her chest, causing it to disappear into her body. Purple Heart did the same shortly after. “Was something supposed to happen?” She asked, briefly after.

“Yes, your levels should be reset to 1. Could you check over that once again?”

“OUR LEVELS ARE WHAT?!?” Black Heart screamed.

“Oh yeah, they are.” Purple Heart confirmed. “Sorry, I guess I fell for their trap Noire. Sorry.”

“You are literally the worst, Neptune!”

“No need to panic ladies, your levels should return briefly.” Chris declared, making both goddesses stare at him.

Level up!

“Oh! You’re right!” Purple Heart declared, not afraid to check her stats in front of the guys. “I am Level 2 again.”

“Uhm… Neptune…? Don’t the guys look a little… smaller than before…?” Blackheart shakingly asked. She definitely was shorter than the boys a moment ago, but now, even though she wasn't even floating all that high, she seemed to be about the same size as Chris.

Level up! Level up!

“What the…? Am I getting bigger?” Black heart asked, watching as the whole shrunk in real time in front of her eyes, with the boys now a good head shorter than her, even though her feet were touching the ground.

“Me too.” Announced Purple Heart, who was going through a similar process, being the only thing the stayed comparatively the same size to Black Heart, which also meant that she was growing. They could feel their bodies being forcibly expanded against their clothes, only for them to then grow with them

Level up! Level up! Level up!

“It really works! How awesome! But I shouldn't keep you girls in the dark.” Chris announced happily, seemingly proud of his creation. “We found a way to reset stats, store EXP and manipulate your status screen in a limited way.”

“Meaning…? Ouch!” Black Heart asked, before another Level up caused her to bonk her head on the ceiling. From her hands to her toes, she could feel everything growing, causing her to be even further pushed against the ceiling.

“Oh I see!” Purple Heart spoke, looking at her status once again. “You added height to our stats, so that when we level up, that stat of us increases as well?”

“You can do that?!? Ack!” Black  Heart gasped, having to now sit on the floor to even fit into the room after another Level up.

“Oh, we can do a lot more~” Chris declared, waving the boys behind him. “I think we waited long enough to not overdo it. Add the forbidden stats to their plate!”

“Roger that!”

Level up! Level up! Level up!

“Ack… What stats? Ugh… I can barely sit in the room now…” Black Heart gasped, feeling more and more forced together towards Purple Heart to even fit inside the room.

“Oh my~ Aren’t you some lewd boys~” Purple Heart giggled, apparently enjoying this entire ordeal why more Black Heart did by a mile. “You should check this out as well, Noire. This sure will be a treat for the audience~”

“What did they add…?” She said and opened up her own status screen, which immediately caused her to scream. “BUST SIZE?!? HIP RADIUS?!? ASS SIZE?!? ARE YOU TOTAL PERVERTS?!?”

Level up! Level up! Level up!

“I think we are approaching Verts size. Relatively speaking.” Purple heart giggled, having to duck down by now even while sitting to fit into the room. Black Heart was forced to do the same. And although she would love to say that she hated it, something inside her really started to take a liking to this feeling of ever expanding. Maybe because of the growing mounds on her chest… grrr, no time for that.

“You are not helping!” She spat angrily.

“So girls, it’s been a good while!” Chris looked with satisfied eyes upon the goddesses that had almost quadrupled in size by now with a bust and ass size well above respectable, nodding on a job well done. “What level have you reached by now?”

“54.” Purple Heart happily declared while Black Heart just stared.

“And what was your level before we started?”

“876” Purple Heart chuckled. The ceiling of the room cracked. Chris blinked.

“You know, we might have made a slight miscalculation…”

KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

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“Oh my, look who we have here~” Purple Heart's voice echoed through the city, looking down at the tiny figures that approached them.

“Onee-sama?!? Is that you?!?” Nepgear gasped at the sight.

“N-Noire?!? Wha-wha-what happened?!?” Uni's reaction mirrored that of Nepgear.

“Oh hi, Uni~ You look even cute from up here~” Black Heart declared, turning her massive body to face them, causing the ground to rumble with her. “Hey Neptune, let me borrow your lap for a bit.”

“Sure thing~”

And with that, Black Heart carefully leaned herself over Purple Heart’s lap, crashing her ginormous bust into the street, pushing her butt into the amused Purple Heart's face and eyed the two goddess candidates that approached them. Eying being a good word here, as they each were about the size of Black Hearts eye with her new size.

“How are you so…?” Uni started, but Noire only giggled.

“Let’s just say we found a way to allocate our stats better.” Noire giggled, and poked Uni’s admittingly lacking chest. “...and grow bigger in certain ways~”

“I can see that…” Uni said, becoming bright red as she looked up the literal mountains that Noires chest had become. Although Purple Hearts chest was no slouch either. And to think they once thought Vert had big ones…

“But how…?” Nepgear asked, to which Purple Heart giggled once again.

“We found someone who provided us with…” Then she winked. “Literal Up-Grades~ Namedrop, yaaaay~”

“You are the worst Neptune.” Noire giggled, causing her massive chest to jiggle as she rose up again. “Bet you have been waiting the entire story to bring that one.”

“Yep~”

And the two goddesses laughed again, causing the two candidates to look at each other.

“Should we try to get this upgrade too…?” Uni asked.

“Maybe we should…” Nepgear responded. Then both nodded and the two goddesses who overheard them smiled in response. Those two truly made their sisters proud sometimes…

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Oh boy, a Neptunia story again. Can’t wait to break the fourth wall in this story's description. That will surely burst the ceiling of whatever building those goddesses were in as well. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge~