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Do you know what the most dangerous way a day for priests could start?

“Then that's a bet!” Nagisa declared, giving a handshake to the most mischievous fairy in the universe, Azalea. It was a very good thing that the priests were not present at that moment, because if they were they would be cowering in fear.

“Hehehe… Let’s see if your priests really are as capable as you say they are~” Azalea hissed, with both Nagisa and the fairy looking at each other in a way that anyone could see literal sparks flying between the two of them. Let me correct myself: Now would be the moment when the priests should be shaking in fear.

But all of that was just happening in the closed up underground laboratory in a house far away from any city. Therefore, this bet shall be conducted with the priests being none the wiser.

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“...Okay, I am here.” Jupiter sighed as he arrived at what looked like an abandoned shrine in the middle of nowhere, which really didn't bode well with him at all. But he didn't get much of a choice in the matter, since he kind of got coerced by a friend to come here for her. He wasn’t going to give any names. Nope.

“Oh my dearest priest, thank you for coming here~” An almost overdramatically and heavenly voice rang out from behind him, making Jupiter turn around very surprised.

Descending from the heavens behind him was a young woman with somewhat darker skin, orange hair and a black kimono adorned with huge white wings and a halo floating above her head, making Jupiter almost gasp in awe. If there was something like a goddess descending to earth, then Jupiter was just witnessing it.

“I need your help, brave priest. The world is in great peril and your power as a priest is the only thing that can save it.” The shining figure in front of him spoke, her voice sounding sweeter with every word she spoke. Which made Jupiter feel bad immediately, because he was pretty sure she had the wrong guy.

“Uhm… excuse me. Dear… uhm… great goddess?” Jupiter stumbled over his words, barely able to form a coherent sentence. Her splendor was just too great to focus on anything.

“Yes, my dear follower? Is there anything I can help you with to further you on your task at hand?” The goddess spoke and her voice immediately washed through his head once again, making all of his concerns almost slip out of his mind.

“I… uhm… I am not… a priest… I think?” Jupiter managed to get out, quite to his own surprise. The goddess however, only laughed at his concern. “Don’t worry, my little priest. I am the one that grants the title of priest to people. I can never be wrong about that, because… if I say you are a priest, then you are a priest. Right~?”

“I guess… that makes sense?” Jupiter questioned, but quickly realized that she was indeed right. If she decided that he was a priest, then she automatically gives him that title as well. Guess he should hear her out then, so he added, “I understand, goddess. What should I do to help you?”

“Something I need to count on your expertise to do so.” The goddess said, sounding a little more serious than before. “I need you to go back in time and make the land animals of the past into my followers. As an immortal being that transcends time and space, it is such a shame that my name simply isn’t known to the creatures of back then.”

“...and how am I supposed to do that?” Jupiter asked, because even if he had been through a lot of magical anomalies, he has never traveled through time to do something. Also he didn’t even know how to start fulfilling her request.

“Oh, it's quite simple really. I’ll send you back in time, and you use your charisma and abilities to make the creatures obey you. Easy right?” The goddess chimed, though the feeling on Jupiters side was sort of mixed. If she can time travel, then why doesn’t she go back herself to make more followers…

“I don’t think…”

“Alright, then let's do this~” The goddess beamed and snapped her fingers, making some sort of portal appear right behind Jupiter. And before could reasonably react, the goddess’ hands were already on his shoulders, pushing him towards the rift in time.

“I believe in your safe return.”

“Wait, I can’t just…”

“Off you go~”

And with that, he started falling, barely able to turn around and see the goddess wave him goodbye with the same innocent smile she wore the entire time. Though at that moment his mind could only really think about two things: Was he capable of fulfilling his goddess request? And was the impact on the floor going to be painful or not?

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There was some good news and some bad news.

The good news was that he didn’t slam into the floor at mach 10 as the travel through the portal might have suggested. In fact, he might say that his landing was rather graceful. And even better, he even quickly found a settlement of pre-humans right after they had just defeated and transported a dinosaur.

Honestly Jupiter didn’t think that dinosaurs even lived at the same time as pre-humans, but who was he to argue with what he was seeing.

Now here comes the problem. How was he going to convince humans that are capable of taking down dinosaurs to join his goddess? What was even the name of that goddess…? Did she tell him…? Jupiter couldn’t remember.

Jupiter sighed and made his way over to the group of pre-humans. “Wait.. how am I even supposed to speak to them? Surely they don't speak english.” But to his surprise he noticed that he could actually understand their words. They surely weren’t english words, but they somehow still made sense to his brain. “Must be the goddess’s doing,” he thought to himself while continuing to walk over to the group.

Unsure how he should approach this situation, he just started speaking nonsense hoping to at least convince a few of them. “H-hello there! I-... er, I came to you to spread the word of.. eh.. my goddess!” He was rather unconvincing, standing there and talking unannounced to the group which was clearly unimpressed.

"Weak! We no take goddess from weakling. Prove strong!'' One member of the group said in a rather rough sounding tone. Somehow they weren’t actually concerned with Jupiter's appearance beyond the fact that he looked weak.

“Oh dear…” he said quietly, but then something in him just clicked all of a sudden. Jupiter couldn’t quite point at what had just happened, but he suddenly gained a huge boost in motivation to further press his point. Alongside said motivations, his body began to tingle all over. He wasn't quite sure if it was just the new excitement flowing through him, or something…. different. But at this point, he really didn’t care.

Much to his surprise, the pre-humans stopped ignoring him suddenly and began to look over to him. The reason why was very obvious to those who were watching Jupiter, yet he himself was very unaware that he started to bulk up.. and a lot as well. In fact his muscles began to stretch his clothing so much that they seriously struggled to contain them, and the more time passed, the more individual muscles became visible as well. And they weren’t just for show, as by now he could probably lift hundreds of kilos with ease, should he want to further impress those people listening to him.

“My goddess is the great goddess of darkness! She will bring a lot of fortune to your kind,” he continued. The group now stopped their work to hear Jupiter out. Was he finally getting through to them? At any rate, his skin started to change color. It first just looked like a sunburn, as it started as a slight red-ish discoloration on his arms, but it soon spread down to his fingers and up his arm to soon cover almost half his body in mere seconds.

Alongside the discoloration, two bumps formed on his forehead, which quickly grew out and expanded into actual horns which peaked through his now longer hair. It looked rather interesting, almost demon-like, especially when the discoloration of the horns became darker and more of a deep, almost demonic red. Also his hands and feet became more claw-like as his nails elongated, but Jupiter was way too occupied with pulling words to impress the pre-humans out of his head to notice any of that.

“She is the most powerful of them all as she brings change to the world and the people within,” Jupiter still wasn’t quite sure what exactly he was saying, but it seemed to work well enough. At least he thought so since they started to form a half-circle around him and listened quite intently.

His voice gained a somewhat female tone, while still sounding rough and strong to fit his body. What wasn’t rough was his body, as by now it shed most of its hair, leaving only the hair on his head and very smooth skin behind. Said hair was growing at an alarming rate too, as one could watch how it grew centimeter by centimeter. It even changed color, becoming lighter in tone until it was a rather bright blonde with even his eyebrows being affected, which also soon shared the same blonde as the hair on his head.

“Nagisa will bring you great strength, she is strongest goddess.“ The group of cavemen now started talking to each other, seeming to actually consider the stranger’s offers. He seemed very happy with his job. He seemed like he was on a good track to actually gain their followership.

Suddenly, Jupiter’s pride in his job started to swell, and with it his chest as well. This time it wasn’t muscle that was added, but fat tissue. It started as two rather small bumps which poked through his shirt, but soon they expanded more and more. They quickly swelled up to C cups, but continued growing until they reached a nice E cup. Jupiter’s brain however was adjusting to these changes too quickly to notice anything wrong with his body. It felt rather natural actually. Although it did annoy him that his shirt started to rip at its seams, which had Jupiter quickly adjust “his” stance to have one arm below his bust to support the newly formed weight.

“Believe Jalla! Nagisa is best goddess, she has most power,” she stated. She actually stopped referring to herself as Jupiter, now being called Jalla. She couldn’t even remember her old name if she wanted to, not that she cared.

At that moment Jalla’s hips began to flare outwards, Bones cracking and breaking, reforming and morphing into wider hips to contain the now thickening thighs. Even though her hips expanded a lot, becoming clearly wider than her rather muscly shoulders were, it stopped its expansion as soon as it hit its last milestone, squishing her last remaining male piece between them to make it disappear for good. She was squirming unconsciously the entire time, until the feeling slowly disappeared with her gender now completely changed to female.

“Nagisa has most followers and she uhh… she- she can throw people big distance without getting tired.” Jalla felt amazing. She was gesturing wildly in the air, making her breasts bounce and roughed up hair sway. After all these changes, her male clothes finally gave up as her whole body grew in size, ripping more with every of her exaggerated movements.

But that problem was instantly taken care of as the clothing seemingly expanded alongside her body. The rips of her clothing fixed themself through seemingly magic and shifted themselves to better fit her newer and larger body. A bra formed below her shirt, while said shirt created a rather large hole so that her cleavage was completely visible, before completely splitting in half at the front.

It automatically got tied into a knot below her massive breasts, to hold them in place a bit more. Then each of her sleeves ripped in half, with one side getting rolled up to form a rather scuffed t-shirt and the other half traveling down her arm and forming two bandages.

Her pants did equally reform, swiftly turning a deep black and opening up to create a long dress which split apart at her right leg. Another bandage also appeared on her right leg after her socks whitened and morphed into that shape, which also reformed her socks neatly to sit on her thigh. Last were her shoes, which changed first to wood and later got reformed to sandals.

When the changes were almost completely done, her eyes started to change color as well. After just a few blinks, her irises became a bright yellow, completing her look as even her mind is now fully reformed.

“Yes, Nagisa is only goddess to, uh, climb the biggest trees! She also bravest, she once fight the biggest dragon, no one stronger than her!” Jalla then looked around the ground with a slightly confused look on her face. She spun around a few times, until she spotted what she was searching for. A solid metal club with spikes all over it appeared right in front of her feet, which she quickly grabbed and swung over her shoulder, resting the other hand on her hips while she stared down the pre-humans.

“And I prove it!!! HYAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!” She shouted, followed by a deafening roar that shook trees and the humans alike. And then something terrifying appeared, something that had the pre-humans drawing the weapons all at once: A terrifying Sabertooth tiger.

Though JALLA didn’t seem terrified at all, in fact, she welcomed the sight of it. With a big smile on her face, she stepped forward, making the tiger take a step back, before shaking her head and dashing forward to attack the oni…

Bonk!

…to which JALLA simply swatted the tiger out of the air with her club, slamming it to the floor. Though what sat on the floor then, wasn't a wild tiger, but a somewhat dazed tiger monster girl with swirly eyes.

“Nagisa strong! Defeat anyone! Even turn Enemies into Allies! Who join?!?” JALLA pumped her hand into the air, letting out another loud “YAAAAAAARRRRGGHHH!!” to motivate her following.

And those pre-humans quickly joined in on the victory roar, making Juniper smile as she knew that she had done a better job for her goddess better than she thought. Although, she wasn’t really thinking much anymore.

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OH~ This time the goddess is sending them back in time to visit the Stone age and subdue everything in sight. But getting the pre-humans to follow your goddess isn’t easy. You just need to speak the right language. (Unga bunga)