The Underworlds three headed problems (Hellhound Tg) Draft (Patreon)

“What the heck? Where am I?!?” The confused guy on the ground in front of me asked, clearly confused and frightened, like most mortals that come here. Guys like that really give me a lot of extra work that I really don't want to deal with, but what is a God to do?

“Don’t worry, you are allowed to say ‘What the hell’ here.” I stood up from my throne, tightened my blue flaming coat, and reached out my hand for a handshake. “The name is Hades, Lord of the Underworld. Hi, how are you doing?”

“Hades? Like THE Hades from all the stories?” the guy asked me, completely in disbelief. Not at all a rare reaction. Though I just pulled out reading glasses and a file from my coat in response.

“And you are THE David Gawington? Highschool dropout, turned bank robber, turned drug synthesist?” I replied, looking up at the guy with a sly grin. “Like THE David Gawington from all the stories?”

“Damn. I knew that I’d end up in hell, but I didn’t think I’d really fuck up so hard to get famous down here.” David scratched his head, then looked up at me with remorse. I could tell the guy knew exactly where he took a wrong turn in his life. “So what now? Gonna make my death hell from now on?”

“To be honest, I could, but that is not why I summoned you here today.” I said waving my arms to dissipate the smoke that started to accumulate in the throne room. “Nah, I called you here to make a deal.”

“A deal? With the devil? Are you serious?” 

“Look, I am a busy man and you have your entire afterlife before you. So I’ll get through this quickly so that we both can get what we want fast, got that?” I asked, pulling out another note from my coat.

“I guess…?”

“Awesome. So here is the thing. While you did do some truly horrible stuff out there, there is no denying that you also did a lot of good for the world. Specifically how you manipulated, coerced and bribed all the other drug dealers to do good in the world. You know what I am talking about, right?”

“You mean the relocation of the crime ring…?”

“Relocating the crimring away from a school building, making them think to cover their tracks by cleaning up their messes, even helping people in need to trick the police. The list goes on. While you were doing evil things, you made basically all the evil a lot more friendly towards pedestrians, and that is admirable and did not go unnoticed by me.”

“...so what is your point?” David asked, clearly even more confused than he was in the beginning.

“I was getting there. Anyway: Heaven? You can forget that. That ship has sailed. The Underworld is pretty much the only place that will take you now. And you could just become a formless nobody down here, or you consider my offer.” I grinned, putting my reading glasses away as I placed my hand upon David's shoulders.

“Someone who is evil in moderation, and able to manipulate the chaotic evil people to get in line… I could use people like you.” I said, patting his shoulder. “Tell ya what. If you agree to become a direct subordinate and servant to me, I’ll give you the role of guardian of the Underworld. That comes with size, power, privileges, food coupons… the whole five miles. Whatcha say?”

“That sounds too good to be true… Also isn’t guardian of the Underworld supposed to be Cerberus’ job?” David asked, which was, in all honesty, a very legitimate question.

“Cerberus is on vacation for a couple of centuries. Has absolutely done an amazing job, but is owed a few days off, ya know? That's why the position is free for the foreseeable future.”

“I am not quite sure if I can live up to Cerberus, but I am damn well willing to try.” David answered, reaching out his hand to almost shake mine.

“Don’t worry about it. Just take the deal and I’ll make sure your body will be more than strong enough for the job. I am a god, I can give blessings and powers too, ya know?” I reassured him, though I couldn't help but smile as David took my hand. 

“You son of a bitch, I’m in. Bless me with as much evil god energy as you want!” David said as we both shook hands, my power immediately seeped through his body the moment he took my hand. 

“Oh I will, don’t you worry. Though I might need to make a few minor changes to your body to really fit in with your new job as my servant.”

“Changes? What kind of changes?”

“You know, just minor ones. Like making you a little bigger. For the intimidation factor.” As I spoke, David’s body expanded. Muscles swelled as if pumped with my unseen force. The fabric of his clothes strained against his increasing bulk. Seams stretched and gave way, the sound of tearing fabric filled the air.

“Gotcha. How big are we talking?” David inquired, now sounding much less sure about the whole situation, which almost had me laughing.

“You know, like two to three times the size of a grown man.” I shrugged, taking a cautious step back as David continued to grow. 

With each passing moment, David's stature expanded seemingly exponentially, stretching upwards and outwards until he towered over the room like a titan. Alongside his increased height, especially his legs began to thicken, muscles bulging beneath the surface as fur sprouted and cascaded down their length.

As David reached his full, towering height, I nodded in approval. "Perfect size for a guard dog," I let out a smirk playing at the corners of my lips in full view.

“Guarddog? Wait! I never agreed to become a dog! Cerberus is the dog, not me!” David protested, his voice tinged with disbelief and a hint of panic. As he spoke, he grimaced when a strange sensation rippled through his body, starting from his feet. His toes elongated and thickened All of his toenails sharpened into menacing claws. While they did, his feet reshaped into powerful brown paws fit for a hunting hound.

His buttocks began to shift and elongate, pushing backward as if to counterbalance his newfound canine appendages. The sudden alteration threw him off balance, forcing him to stumble and grasp for support as he struggled to adapt to his rapidly changing body. It tripled in lenght and stood out behind him as if they were trying to rival oversized barrels.

“You did agree to become the guardian and you even said it was Cerberus’ job. That you thought I wouldn’t turn you into a dog is on you, not on me,” I stated matter of factly. 

As I said that, a second pair of thick, brown fur-covered legs emerged from David’s massive behind, extending outwards to join the first pair. A short brown tail grew out from where his tailbone should have been, wagging uncontrollably much to his dismay. With this new addition, David now stood upon four sturdy, furry paws, his entire lower half replaced with that of a formidable doglike creature.

“At least leave my upper body alone… wait…” David's voice trailed off. I watched as his expression shifted from confusion to realization, his hands instinctively moving to his midsection. 

His waist pinched inwards to an unnatural degree that almost looked painful, yet at the same time it was as if only his pudgy side was getting squeezed away. While his waist diameter quickly halved, the muscles in his abs practically surged, doubling in size and definition. A defined six pac formed that looked as if stone could have been granted against it. It turned him from a medium pudgy man to a very slim and ripped one. 

The change was not confined to David’s waist alone, though. His arms experienced a similar growth spurt, bulging with newfound muscle mass. In a matter of moments, David transformed into a figure of imposing strength and power, his physique now rippled with muscles.

“What’s happening? Why am I…?” I am pretty sure David wanted to be happy about all that power and size he had gained, but he must have felt it coming. He felt that it wasn’t over, and I was more than willing to confirm that for him.

“You know, Cerberus was always the goodest boy in the underworld, no doubt about that. And I really don’t want to steal his thunder,” I said, my words filled with playful sarcasm as I watched the gravity of David's situation hit him fully. And ho boy, did gravity hit hard.

David's chest expanded rapidly, responding to an invisible force pulling his body forward. He tried to resist, and he really did everything in his power to stop it. Truly admirable, I was so touched. But, it’s sadly gonna take a bit more than brute force to stop his two mammaries from emerging on his chest as their growth was unstoppable. No matter how hard he leaned back, all it did was make their growing bounce more prominent. 

Until he let go, giving his new assets a good bounce as he visually gave up on making his head-sized breasts go back into his body. Both orbs had an athletic shape to them that emphasized the muscles of his pecs, which broke his spirit to a very visual extent. That's when I decided to wrap the whole thing up.

“So I thought I’d make you the Underworld's goodest girl instead. For eye candy too, I hope you understand,” I remarked, my tone filled with amusement as I went for the final stage of his transformation. 

The magic washed over David's face this time, softening his features and shifting his once rugged visage into something undeniably cute. Gaining softer cheeks that took on a youthful roundness, and a jawline that received the same delicate appeal. As his hair lengthened, it took on a striking hue, a blend of deep red and black that framed his face in an underworldly aura.

His eyes, more specifically his sclera, turned from the human white as dark as the abyss itself. A deep, alluring black that seemed to draw you in with an irresistible magnetism. Within the darkness, his irises blazed with a fiery red, a stark contrast against the inky pools of his sclera.

Next his human ears were pulled to the side and then shifted upwards. Fur  sprouted all around them as they moved. The tips of them became more pronounced, fluffy and pointy. When they finished they became a pair of attentive dog ears, sitting on top of his head, twitching every now and again. 

Though while that was happening, another small thing happened at the very same time. A truly minor one, yet something that had David in more shock than anything else. Because all the way back, between his back legs, something vanished, ceasing to exist. And that seemed to have her troubled more than anything.

“Don’t worry too much about that. Gender matters very little down here.” I said, though the giant dog girl immediately barked back at me.

“You have no idea what it's like to lose your manhood! Give it back! NOW!”

“Girl! Chillax! You are not even through the worst change yet.” I responded with open hands as if to explain.

“How is this not the worst?!?”

“Do you remember who you are substituting for?” The dog girl got nervous when I asked. I could tell that the top of her shoulders were starting to hurt with how she was rubbing them.

“C-Cerberus…?” She hesitantly answered, rubbing her shoulders like crazy. Her shoulders were pushing apart, giving her a lot more shoulder width than necessary… for now.

“And you know what Cerberus' special trait is?” I evilly asked, seeing as two lumps form on her shoulders, looking like something was about to burst from her shoulders. And we both knew what that was.

“N-no. You wouldn’t. You wouldn’t give me-Ahhh!!!”

“Ah!”

“Eh?”

With a double-plopping sound, two identical heads sprouted from her upper body, just as beautiful and just as cute. Which now made their increased shoulder with a lot more sense, although all three of them were now thoroughly confused.

“Alright girls, welcome to the team~ From today onwards, you three are going to be called Cerberia, the three headed bestest girl. All clear?” I asked, making all three of them look at me in fear.

“What if I refuse?” “Yeah.” “What will you do then?” The three of them asked, which honestly I was already waiting for.

“Sit!”

Boooom

The dog girl's butt immediately crashed to the ground, while all three girls gasped in shock.

“On ground!”

Thowmp

Now the rest of her lower body lay on the ground while all three of them frantically looked between them and each other.

“Paw!”

Thup

She gave her paw to me to shake. Yes, it was around twice the size as my hand, but I still shook it regardless. Out of politeness.

“Lie down!”

Fluph

And with that, they were on their backs in front of me. Like a turtle on their backs, unable to get back up. That’s when I came a little closer to them.

“H-how did you do that?” “I can’t move…” “Why- why does this feel so… weird?”

“I told you, didn't I?” I said, petting their bellies and making all three of them purr in unison. “You are the guardian of the underworld, and as such you are my personal little guard dog.”

The moment I stopped petting them, all three of their faces grimmed considerably. They have realized the gravity of their situation, I can feel it even over here. So I turn around to walk towards my throne and say with just the evilest undertone I have ever managed to get out. 

“On to a prosperous business relationship~”

The three of them could only whimper…

—

“Sir, the reports for this season are ready. Should we put it into your office after showing you?” Cerberia asked, trotting into my throne room in the usual way, holding a few pieces of paper in their hands.

“Excellent. Give me a quick rundown, I’ll read through the details later.” I replied, putting the soul cauldron aside and focused all my attention on my huge trio of guard dogs girls.

“Lot of things happened. More attempted in- and outbreaks than usual. Also Diabolo seemed to be back and caused quite a lot of trouble again. We might need to take him down a noche again sometime soon.” Cebria, the right head, read through the report, to which I could only nod. 

“Had a feeling the guy wouldn’t sit still again.” I shook my head, then looked up at the three headed girls again. “Anything else important?” 

“Well Zeus is throwing a dinner party again next week, so an invitation came for you via the hermes post service today.” Cerbetina, the left head, remarked, before all three of them became visibly nervous. “And Cerberus returned to the underworld today.”

“Cerberus is back? Has it really been 120 years? Damn, time flies when you're having fun…” I briefly looked up at the ceiling, before returning a knowing smile to the three of them. “Alright, out with it. Why are you three so worried? Did ma dog bite you?”

“Nono, nothing like that.” Cerberus waved her hands in denial.

“It’s just… now that he is back…” Cebria was just as nervous.

“Does that mean our servant deal is officially over?” Cerbertina asked the question on everyone's mind. Though I merely laughed at their inquiry.

“Our deal is that you work for me, and I’ll give you preferential treatment and powers here in my realm. Nowhere in the deal was anything about it ending when Cerberus comes back from his vacation.” I declared, but made an inviting gesture. “But, I am no cruel lord. I’ll let you choose. Be my dog for eternity and serve by my side to make the underworld a better place, or become a nameless soul among many living down here. What do you say?”

“We’ll stay!!!” “We’ll stay!!!” “We’ll stay!!!” All three cried in unison, causing me to laugh once again.

“Very well then. Lie down!”
Boooom

Tonight, a certain bestest girl will be petted to hell and back, and I’ll personally make sure of that. As true as I am Hades, Lord of the Underworld!

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I am sorry to interrupt real quick. The name’s Hades, pleasure to meet you. To all of you morally gray souls out there, a top position has just opened up in the underworld. So for anyone interested, just give me a call and I will quite literally give you hell.

Massive shoutouts to ThatFreakGivzs for drawing that sketch.