Charlie Chanclas Chocolate Factory (Patreon)

I don't remember exactly what got me thinking of this idea, but I started wondering a lot about the fact that Willy Wonka dealt with corporate espionage, and yet when we read about him in the book or see him in the movie, his experimental products borderline on causing fatalities. Maybe people in those days were a lot more rugged and didn't mind losing a limb or two in a rogue bubblegum accident, but I feel like any corporate spy would be shocked to discover themselves the victim of a soda drink that made them float up into an exposed fan system which would cut them into meaty chunks.

You had to wonder if Wonka didn't design his factory that way on purpose.