Your Favorite Toys, Part 1 (Patreon)

So begins "Your Favorite Toys!" a sharp heel turn from the game that might have been better as a book written in the third person, this is a story clearly inspired by Toy Story, but imagine if all the toys were very stupid and trying to serve the overriding purpose of bringing joy to a child without really understanding any broader nuances.

Left out of this tale from the original game was a player who decided to be a slinky. I figured the Stretch Armstrong knock off could likely also play the role of a toy that trips people and easy walks down stairs. As far as how useful any given toy was, to be honest, the spider and its ability to climb around without being noticed was incredibly powerful given that being spotted would cause paralysis in any of us. We all made fun of them for being a cheap Halloween prop, but who's laughing when you can't move your colorful, plastic diaphragm to laugh?