The human (male) body (Patreon)

Just look at the human male body all pretty much the same yet every one unique in their own way. There's an old wives tale that says once you've seen one you've seen them all. Well that saying is so far from the truth it beggars belief.

I'm an ageing scientist who was due to retire and my marvels and exploration into medicines and male bodies were so renowned that bigwigs feared the company would go under without me continuing my work. I had worked so hard throughout my many years at the company that I was ready for this. My body was getting old and frail, my mind was starting to dream of boats, golf sun and holidays. I became distracted and was often caught daydreaming. The bigwigs had one final project for me and had decided to offer me early retirement once I had completed the project. The project was a body-swapping ray gun. It's a project that had been on the books since I first started working here and it had been shelved many times but last time I was so close to making it work, however, it took me a further year before I was ready to test the device on humans.

On the first day of the tests, six male “guinea pigs” had been recruited. They had been told absolutely nothing about the project and we're each led to separate pods. Each pod had a body-swapping ray gun within it and each pod was connected to a computer. From left to right, pod 1 was karl, pod 2 was kurt, pod 3 was Brandon pod 4 was Adam, pod 5 was kie and pod 6 was Liam. All the pods were identical and there was no way to tell which pod each of them were in, not from the inside anyway and there wasn’t any mirrors and they weren’t allowed their phones.

I had made the user interface quite simple, select the pods and press switch. The first human trial, randomly pod 2 & 3 were selected. And the switch button was pushed. The body swap rays generated the swap and zapped each lad with pure energy, they were sucked into the machine and straight back out again. They were invited out of the pod where they were asked a series of questions. They hadn’t seen themselves or each other but they were aware something was different. At the end of the questioning they were invited into a room together. They then realised that they were in the wrong bodies. Brandon was horrified that he was in Kurt’s body. He had never suited the dopey skin head look. Kurt, however, seemed pleased. Brandon demanded it was reversed. Which of course I told him it was and we just needed a few more tests before we reversed it. The tests were basically questions at this stage. Like asking the colour of their eyes, the size of their feet. Of course their body statistics were different to what they had been before and they answered correctly for the body they were in. They were sent back to the pods and swapped back.

We conducted several more swaps, each time with different lads and with differing numbers of swaps at the same time. The final test was all six of them swapping with each other and swapping back.

My boss had been monitoring the swaps and came to see me. He told me that my retirement package had been rejected. However, he was hugely pleased at the success of the body swapping project and my gift instead of retirement was to be given one of their bodies, providing I would stay on and work in the same capacity on the same pay level.

I graciously accepted but now I had a choice to make. Do I choose Karl? Clearly still living with his parents, his bowl cut hair makes this clear, decent body though? Do I choose kurt? Would I ever be accepted in my profession looking so dopey and having a skin head? What about Brandon in pod 3? During his tests he always seemed un interested, no matter who was in his body and always half asleep. Clearly ashamed of his body. Everywhere was tanned except his torso. Do I chose Adam? Clearly the leader of this group. Do I want his body including it's tattoo. Do I chose kie? I think not, he's the youngest of the group and his looks confirm it. He's gonna be a hairy guy when he's older and a little on the plump side for me. Or do I choose liam? Liam clearly had the biggest dick.

The boys were getting restless and I was hurried to make my decision. For some reason, I was drawn to Brandon. I had already rejected kie. I couldn't take away their leader so Adam was rejected too. Big dicks had never bothered me so I was left with Brandon, kurt or Karl. I decided against Brandon as I didn't want the doubt of being ashamed and I couldn't be kurt. So it was decided karl it was.

Just then the boss came in. He told me he had let five of the lads go home and the decision was no longer mine. He apologised and said me would recall them anytime if I was unhappy. Their leader had got angry that his friends were still being held. He had stayed behind to sort all the paperwork. He has been locked in pod 4. I asked who it was but I got shut down and told it didn't matter any

more.

I was led into pod 3. Brandon's clothing was there. I picked it up and scooped it into my bag.i felt the body swap ray hit me in the back and everything went black. I was soon zapped back into a new body and let to a new room is never seen before. Kt was a room from floor to ceiling covered in mirrors. It had been finally revealed who I had become. I had been zapped into Adam. Fuck I've taken their leader's body. I suppose it could be worse...

Who would you chose?