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Mate, do you reckon that the new body-swapping app is real or fake?

It's completely fake mate, it's gotta be! How can an app make you swap bodies with someone? Why would anyone want to swap bodies with someone?

It promises swaps with anyone else using the app, friends, celebrities, sports stars even the boy next door. A week away from your own body, your own life.

I'm guessing there's a huge subscription fee.

Yeah, 9.99 a month but your first ten swaps are free. Dang, it would be awesome if I swapped bodies with someone, I could take a day off work, I hate work!

Some we all. I'm off today. In fact, I'm off all week! Sucks to be you!

Yeah, it does. Hey, there's a setting here, “nearby friends.”

Oh really?

Yeah, it says I have friends near by who I can swap with, but it doesn't tell me whom the friend is. I'm sure it said you could only swap with other users. I don't see any of my friends near by, other than you. They must be in range of blue tooth.

Don't even think about it.

You've got the app too?

Well, yeah I just downloaded it, see if it was real or fake. It's completely fake....

Mate I've got the week off work, life for plans, don't even think about pressing that button.

I think we should test it.

Don't even think about it. I'll delete the app.

Mate, let me, please. I'll let you take my next two weeks' holiday, in my body of course, if you do.

Fine but I'm telling you, it's a fake.

I've just pressed it. ....... Yeah, I noticed, I've just read it on your phone. Swap complete.

Wow, this is awesome. I've just got the seven-day countdown on your phone. Well, it's my phone now I guess. Along with your trackies, your fucking ring, your hands, your dick, your entire body and life, not to mention that week's holiday. I think I'll smoke a joint to celebrate my week off.

Yeah, thanks for the reminder. Don't forget you promised 241 my week's holiday for two of yours. That's an extra 3 weeks you've gotta work this year. Fuck, why do you always wear these work trousers, we don't need to and they do nothing to show your package.

Package, hardly anything their mate, it pleases the ones it's seen, but not w lot to show! 3 extra weeks of work is a Small price to pay for getting the use of your bigger dick.

Fuck, I better see some action while I'm you.

Oh you will. You've got a date tonight with Brandon. Some show him up.

Brandon, your gay?

Yep, and now your gaymtoo and I'm gonna be gay with your body too. Text me when your done with Brandon. I'll show him what a real man is like.

Fuuuuuccckkkkkk. Second thoughts mate a week is enough.

241 mare, a deal is a deal!