Drinks are on me. (Patreon)

Cheers mate, thanks for the beer.

I didn’t get you a beer. This is mine.

Yeah I know, but I’ll be drinking it.

I don’t share my beers mate, get your own.

I’ve already got it! More to the point, you have it.

Exactly, so leave me alone and let me drink it.

You don’t get it do you? I’ll be drinking that beer. Using your lips, your arms in fact all of your body.

Your going to steal my body just to drink a beer.

Yea, but not just to drink the beer. I want to feel that tracksuit on my, your, skin, I want to know what it feels like wearing your new sneakers, I want to know what it feels like with beer flowing down my, your, beautiful throat with that amazing adams apple, i want to know how well I, you, can hear with those huge ears, I want to know what my, your, arm pits smell like. I want to be you and I will be you, in precisely 3 minutes. It’s already begun, my body is merging into yours, half of me has likely already disappeared. You’ll already be loosing control of parts of your body. You won’t be able to move that arm of yours, I control your body now.

And what will happen to me while your drinking my beer?

Oh I’m glad you asked. There are many options. I’ll keep you close. Don’t worry.

Okkaay! What are they?

Your beer? It’s a weird one, but I’ll be able to drink you and refil the bottle in that same mouthful.

No thanks that doesn’t sound much fun.

Your sneakers, imagine your own feet stomping, swearing inside you.

Can’t think of anything worse.

Your own dick with the ability to control it. Only you can get it to grow, only you can make it cum.

I like that one, maybe! It’s so big too. Anything else?

Your dog. A man’s best friend.

Oh, these choices, can I swap and change between the different options?

Of course, but you don’t have long to decide your first fete.

I'll be by your side as my dog, in a few days turn me into my dick