Upgrade Bug (Patreon)

Oh bro, you’ve got the upgrade/ downgrade bug. Look your covered in black. There’s hardly anything left of you now.

The black suits me doesn’t it, but it’s gone deep inside me now. I haven’t much time left. It’s all warm and sticky, making me feel weird. Kind of glad I’ve caught it. I was due to be called to war tomorrow.

Don’t you want to go and defend your country? Help your fellow soldiers?

I do, but our side seems to be loosing and I don’t want to die and I don’t want to come back with any limbs missing.

Well, there is that I suppose. You reckon you’ve got the upgrade or downgrade version?

I hope it’s the upgrade version. But American and British soldiers are all pretty boys anyway. Who ever I become, I know I won’t be as strong. And they aren’t at war yet!

Well, good luck, I’m gonna miss you.

It’s not too late, you could come with me.

Can I?

Yeah, I can give you the bug too. If you do it now at least we will be stationed together. If you wait to accidentally catch it, you could end up anywhere.

Oh I’m tempted you know.

Yeah? All you need to do it touch me, the black will absorb you too.

Fuck it, hold my hand.

Here you go bro. See you there. I hope I’m better looking than you.

Fuck, yeah this will do. I’ve definitely caught the upgrade version. Hey check me out loving it already. I’m not due to be active for another six weeks, the war will be over by then. Have you landed yet?

Oh yes you’ve definitely been upgraded. I’ve definitely landed in a manor of speaking but I don’t think we are close to each other, I’m on a ship. What you think? Have I been upgraded?