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Callum, you’ve been out of work for 9 months, we can’t continue to support you any longer. There is a way, but your going to have to agree to a body swap with someone who is working every hour god sends and has, quite rightly, requested a break. It’s a new government trail.

Ok, how, who and when?

None of that matters, all you need to do is log on to your account at 9am. And log straight back out. As soon as you’ve logged out you’ll be sent to work in the body of a randomly selected person from 9am until 6pm.

How are you going to know I’ve been swapped into someone?

Simple, you habe to send me a picture of you in your swapped body at work.

Do you know who I’ll be?

No we don’t know until the time you log in.besides, you’ll be swapped into a different person each day.

But what if it didn’t work and it’s just the person I should of swapped with sending the picture?

It will work, your not the first person to do this. Besides you’ll be sending the picture from your own online account, that only you have the password too.

Ok fine, 9am tomorrow?

Yes, but initiation is today, it’s now until 6pm. It’s just a trial, make sure everything is set up ok. As soon as you log out, you’ll be swapped into someone else. You will be met by the site foreman who will take you through an induction and site safety day.

Okay. Is that it?

Yes, that’s it. Feel free to log off, don’t forget to send the picture.

Erm, hello… work coach…. Here is the picture. I can’t say I’m 100% happy about this, I wasn’t planning to be put on a leash…

Oh, you’ve been put into Aaron’s body? Don’t worry about it. You won’t be needing the leash. It’s something he does in his spare time. Enjoy your induction.

Ok. Bit weird if you I ask me. Couldn’t you have put me into an office job? I’m not used to needing to wear a high vis and dirty work boots, especially such dirty ones. Aaron’s ones…

If memory serves me correct, to said you would consider any on, consider this to be some training. And if you weren’t wearing a hi vis, knowing Aaron you’d be top less… I’ve done for the day. Enjoy…