Too similar (Patreon)

Hey bro, thanks for reaching out to me for a body swap. It would be great taking a vacation in each other’s bodies, visiting another country, for a few weeks, or months as you suggest. However, I don’t think the app will allow us to swap. I thought the idea of it was to experience something different and our bodies look too similar for the swap to be allowed.

What are you talking about? We look completley different.

Well, for a start we are both toned and tanned. We both have black hair, we both have tattoo’s.

Ok, yeah it’s true we are similar, but my abs are a lot more defined than yours and you may have lots of tattoos, but none are as detailed as mine. I was hoping to hop into your body and expand my knowledge of Britain. If your not interested then I shall find someone else.

Of course I’m interested. I love swapping bodies. I just don’t think the system will allow us to do so and I don’t like waking up after a forced return swap.

Didn’t you get the details about the latest update? Forced return swaps are a thing of the past. The app only shows you potential swaps that are compatible now, so if we can see each other on the app, we can swap.

Okay, that’s cool. I haven’t updated the app in a few weeks. Hold on while I do it. If I can still see you after that, then you have a deal, we can swap.

Hey. I’ve updated the app now, and I can still see you, does that mean we are allowed to swap?

Yes bro. That’s great news. I was worried for a while there. How long are you wanting to swap for?

The app says you haven’t got a job. How broke are you?

Mega broke.

Well, if I am to be you I’m gonna have to find you a job, is that ok?

Sure, be amazing if you could.

Deal, so how about six weeks? And how much am I going to need to survive for six weeks over there.

Cheap to live here, probably £100 a week.

Sweet, I’ll wire it to your account. Well, my new account and if I need more, you can send it over.

You rich?

Yeah, I don’t work either. I live on my parents money. I only work if I need money for stuff they don’t believe in, like tattoos.

Sweet. Well I’ll probably get you a job too. I don’t expect to live off your parents money and I’ll probably want to get you some new ink. I’ve set the app conditions and I’m ready to hit swap.

Ok I’ve done it too, pressing swap now.

Wow, what an amazing body you had, now it’s mine, I’m gonna put it to good use. Your abs are so hot, and your ink, well like you said it’s so detailed. We are very different but also the same. Mind if I fuck a few guys?

Go ahead bro, enjoy yourself for a few days. But don’t forget you promised to find me a job.