What have you done? (Patreon)

Dude, what have you done to my body?

Exactly what you asked. Got it ripped.

Sure, you've given me abs, but then there's the jewellery, the blue hair, the beard, not to mention the fur on my body. You haven't been keeping up with my routines, have you?

Weekly chest waxing, no, no I haven't. That's just too gay for me.

And? I am gay, that's the point. I have, well had, an image to maintain. Now I look like a bear. No, even worse than that, you look like sonic the hedgehog.

I think it defines your body. It heightens your new abs. Only 6 weeks ago you had a beer gut.

It might define my body, but not in a way I want it to be defined. When we agreed to swap bodies we said we would fix each other for the better and keep up the usual routines, which included hair removal. And didn't include hair dye. Is the blue permanent?

Mate, it's just hair, you can fix it if you want. He's it's permanent but you can dye it black again.

I don't want to fix it, can you even imagine the pain from the waxing. I'm not swapping back until you've fixed it, plus I think I deserve to keep your body a while longer as compensation for messing my body up. Don't dye my hair again, let it grow back to black, then get the blue cut out. While your at it, share that ridiculous facial hair off and get my body waxed. What you reckon, another six weeks? Oh and the jewellery, take it off.

Fine mate, six weeks till your hair grows long enough to cut, but I'm not getting waxed, I'll share a few days before we swap back, then you can go for the waxing. I wish you would see what it feels like though. Your hands love the feeling of the fur through your fingers. It gets me hard every time.

It will do, it's your mind imagining rubbing your own hands across my chest, that's why your getting hard. My mind wouldn't have the same experience.

Fine, six week?

Yes six weeks.