The complaint (Patreon)

Well, after a massive complaint to body swap hq just over a month ago, they finally agreed to a free body swap as compensation. They refused my complaint at first, but persistence is a virtue. I actually think it’s because the minimum time between a body swap is 31 days, and today is day 32. Day 32 is when the package arrived containing some socks and a pair of worn vans, that were at least 4 sizes too small for my current body. The package was soon followed by an email accepting my complaint and offering me a free body swap. My complaint was because I had ordered a younger body than my own, with tattoos and muscles. They claimed I had been too vague, but I certainly didn’t want a bald guy in his 40s. Sure I had tattoos and muscles, but this isn’t what I wanted. I had requested to see what I was to become before I agreed to this months change, but they wouldn’t let me see my new body and the only choice I had was too put on the socks and vans. What do you think of my “upgrade”