Hair today, gone tomorrow (Patreon)

You do know that growing facial hair is just a piss take towards me don’t you?

Well it’s not supposed to come across like that, it’s just my face is the only place where hair grows on my body.

Well that’s even more of a piss take, I’ve tried to grow a beard for years, I’ve never had a shave, it just won’t grow on my face, but everywhere else I wish it would stop.

Seriously mate, it’s not a piss take at all, I want hair, I like the feel of it against the palms of my hands, but there’s none on my head, my chest, my pits, my body, my legs or my arms.

What so you don’t even have pubes?

I had a few when I was younger, but even they are gone now.

Wow mate, well if ever you want to touch my hair, feel free.

Thanks mate but someone else’s hair just isn’t the same as my own.

Just so you know, I hate being hairy. Wouldn’t it be great if we could do a hair transplant.

Things like that are possible you know, but it’s just too expensive.

Wait, what if we swapped bodies?

That’s definitely not possible and even if it was it would be waaaaaahyyy expensive.

Nah, it’s possible and free if you know how.

If you know how, your crazy man.

Honestly, I read about it.

Your scaring me now bro. And, even if we could do it, my body is pure muscle, I’ve worked hard to get this big, too look this good, your just, well, your just skinny. What makes you think I’d want your body?

I’m skinny, your right, but I’m sure you’d enjoy building my body up, making it as big as yours and having hairs on your head and your body.

Your probably right, I would enjoy building your body up, I used to be the same build as you, then I got piercings, tattoos and bulked up.

Well I’d be happy to let you do it all again, build my body up, get piercings and tattoos all to know what it feels like when my own hands touch a hairless body, and I don’t mean shaven hairs, or even hair removal cream feeling, I mean the real deal, hairless, like you.

But it’s not possible man, we’re talking about this like I can just wear your body, like it’s as easy as putting on a pair of shoes.

It can be that easy mate, well not exactly like putting on a pair of shoes, but almost.

How mate, how easy?

Well there’s this pill.

No way, no drugs. I’ve never touched any never will, don’t even like taking pain killers.

It’s not like that mate it’s a potion that we put in a drink, once we’ve both drank it, our minds, consciousness and souls will swap places. You’ve got to think of it like a herbal mix that will allow us what we want. And look, if either of us don’t like it, we can just take the potion and swap back. The way I see it is what have we got too loose?

I suppose your right, each of us have what the other wants, order the stuff.

A few days later the stuff arrived, it came with a set of instructions. It said that a sachet of each of the mixture must be places in a bottle and mixed vigorously with 500ml of water. It then said that each person must use there own arm and hand to make the other drink the water, then once all water was gone both must kiss.

A kiss mate, you never mentioned anything gay.

It’s just a kiss mate, not exactly gay. It’s just a method for our minds to transfer into each other’s bodies.

Fine a quick kiss and then never speak of it ever again.

Mate, we are about to get more intimate with each other than most men get in their lives, we are about to swap bodies, your going to touch my dick every time you wash or take a leak, each time you get horny your going to use my hand to touch my dick, only it’s going to be your dick and your hand, your going to use my body to take a shit, your going to wake up every morning and see me in a mirror, your going to work out, sweat in my body, your going to finger my arse to clean it, your about to be me. No other man has seen so much of my body before, you are going to be the first. A kiss is nothing compared to all of that.

Well, I’ve never thought of it like that and since you put it that way, a kiss is nothing but I don’t want anyone else to know about it.

Only us two wil, ever know. Just so you know, I’ve ordered double the potion needed for this, just in case we want to swap back.

Then the drinks got prepared and we each had a bottle in our hands. We gave each other a very ‘manly’ hug and held the hug as we forced each other to drink the liquids. As soon as we downed the liquid in a very ‘manly’ way with a belch at the end we kissed and held the kiss and enjoyed the kiss. Within moments we felt as though we were being sucked out of our own bodies. It didn’t take long before the sucking sensation became something different, we now felt like we were a gaseous form we felt each other mingle in our mouths then the sucking sensation began again before turning into a drowning sensation, we were now in each other’s bodies, swapped and our lips un locked .

Wow mate, that felt amazing.

I know right

Neither of us used to the sound of our new voices, but I felt my self now feeling the hairy skin under my shirt and I watched him stroke his bald head, time like this was going to be much fun