Changing shoes (Patreon)

So your telling me that whenever one of your friends visits you and you hug them goodbye then they disappear and leave you their shoes?

Yep, not just any shoes, the shoes they are wearing at the time.

Mate, there's at least fifteen pairs of shoes here, didn't you think oh shit I'm turning my mates into shoes and think you should stop?

Fifteen? Oh wait, some of these are my own. Only about six or seven are my friends.

Still, shouldn't you stop and think why are all my friends leaving me their shoes? Oh wait, is that why you invited me over..?

Relax man, your safe bro, I don’t plan on hugging you.

And what if they don't come back? And your collection, you mean you've worn all these shoes at some point?

They will I am sure of it. As if they don't well I've got loads if new shoes. And of course I've worn all of them, kept most of them on for a long time actually, except jimmys work boots, I only had them on for about an hour. The really weird part is that they all fit me perfectly, looks like my friends all have the same size feet as me.

Wait, there is no chance in hell so many of your friends have the same size feet.

Honestly, I swear they all fit me. They all either got the same size feet as me it the shoes are changing size when I wear them.

Mate, its not the shoes changing, its you. You had black hair yesterday, now your blond and you look a lot like karl. Pass me them boots, I'll prove it to you. Jimmy, I know his feet are big, I went to buy them boots with him, he's a 13, we joked about big feet meaning big socks and dicks.... But my feet they are small, they are only an 9. I bet you that if I was to wear them then they would fit me, because something weird is going to happen. I know my feet are going to turn into his and I bet the small size of the ones your holding still fit my feet.

That's just weird man. No way is that what is happening.

It is weird but more than your feet is being changed. Your entire body is being changed. Here, chuck me them boots, I'll prove it too you.

See these are a size 13, if I put my foot next to them, there’s loads of room next to them. What size are you?

I’m a 9 too.

And the time you wore jimmys boots, did they fit you ok? Wasn’t any space in front of your toes?

Nope they were quite snug actually.

Try them on now, in front of me.

If you insist but I didn’t plan on needing to wear boots today, I’ve got no holes to dig.

Trust me mate, just try them on.

He did and moments later as I expected there was a new person stood in front of me. No longer was it Daniel, it was Jimmy.

See mate, take a look in the mirror, your not you any more, your Jimmy. You’ve not only got his feet to fill those big boots, but you’ve got his body.

Mate I don’t need to look in the mirror, I felt myself change, and I can smell Jimmy. You know the just finished work and needing a shower that Jimmy has every time we meet him in the pub.

The mirror is just there humour me and take a look

Shit man, this is real, I look, sound and smell like Jimmy.

I told you! Who else’s shoes have you got?

Well there’s Caleb, he left to join the army and left me his shoes. Then there’s Jimmy he’s away on a big road job. Then there’s Alex, he’s a bit camp and has gone in a cruise ship as a dancer then there is Adam, he’s well I’m not sure where he went. Oh shit, they are all still here, they have just been turned into their shoes. How am I going to turn them back?

I don’t think your going to be able to turn them back. Anyway with Jimmy standing in front of me, I’m feeling a little on edge, turn your self back.

Back into what? I don’t know whose is whose shoe now.

Well put your own on.

I don’t even know which ones are mine now.

Well, Jimmy is my best friend, I’d rather you weren’t stood in front of me using his body.

I’d rather not be using his body or anyone else’s. I certainly don’t enjoy smelling like Jimmy.

Well just pick any other pair, doesn’t really matter does it?

Moments later he had picked up a pair of Adidas and put them on

Well it’s not my body, but it’s more to my taste.

So what are you gonna do with all these shoes, all these potential bodies?

I’m not so sure, I’ll probably work out which is my body and then store all the other shoes away.

Well do you mind me trying some on?

Sure go for it.

Well I’m taking jimmys boots with me, he’s my friend and I should look after his stuff, plus how about those Nike skater shoes and the ones with the green, maybe the vapour max?

Sure take as many as you like. But make sure they change you before you take them.