Be Very Careful, What You Wish for May Come True (Patreon)

The last thing that was said to me before this photo was “Be Very Careful, What You Wish for May Come True”. To this day, I don’t know if that was because of the comment or if the comment was intentional from the photographer. I wouldn’t normally dream of wishing something so vein! But it was so long ago now that I don’t remember how it used to be. But I remember my changes like yesterday, because even now five years later it happens to me daily, sometimes more than once.

My wish, I wished I was as big and strong as hulk. The second I had finished the sentence in my head things started to change. First my tiny feet ripped through my almost brand new blue sneakers. Suddenly they were huge. Then my legs grew longer and muscle popped out of them. My groin expanded next along with my butt. I was getting higher of the ground and bigger by the second.

Thankfully my underwear was made of spandex and it simply stretched with my growth. I was out of breath as The changes seemed to slow and almost stop. I now had a huge lower half and a normal upper half. But it wasn’t normal, my torso was longer. Then the skin on my lower half was changing colour, it had a subtle hint of green, the greenness was getting darker by the second and it wasn’t long before it matched the colour of hulk behind me.

Then the changes began on my upper half, my torso, chest and abs grew to the exact same size as hulks, my shirt ripped from my skin and fell to the floor. Then my arms and hands expanded too, they were already turning green. Next my head grew and turned green too. My hair, a nice styled ginger colour became black and cropped.

To my horror, I turned around and saw the hulk statue had become a duplicate of me, still a statue, but me nonetheless. The photographer had changed too, he was also as big as me, as big as hulk and green too. He still looked like himself though, just bigger and green. I asked him to snap a picture of me. He did. Thankfully I wasn’t the hulk. I was me just bigger and green!

I asked him if he knew what happened and he said he had no clue but we had better go somewhere to figure it out. We found an empty office. We contemplated how to change back and remembered that when the hulk got mad he would “hulk” out. Neither of us felt mad so we couldn’t work out how we were going to be able to change back. So we both made the wish again. We wish to be back to our normal selves. Luckily it worked and hulk was back to being a figure of himself again.

We shook off the incident and went home. We thought that was the end of it, but it wasn’t. The very next day at exactly 15.43 I hulked out again. The photographer did too. It lasted exactly 30 minutes. Now every day at 15.43 we both hulk out. There are other times too like when we think about hulking, we hulk. Whenever we have sex, we hulk and whenever someone steps on our toes/ feet. It’s been tough getting used too but we are now. In the beginning we went through so many clothes but it’s got easier. The toughest was the sex but we learned we could just wear protection and we didn’t hulk.

The weirdest part was a couple of years later when I went to visit the place where it all began. I learned that they had to remove the statue because every day at 15.43 and many other random times the statue de hulks and becomes some ginger kid. It freaked out the visitors apparently and the statue is now stored in the basement!