Like an episode of Baywatch (Patreon)

I first met the trio at a festival and we had a lot of fun together. Partying, drinking you know all the things you do at a festival. The very next weekend was planned to be just as eventful, a beech bbq. Now a beech BBQ in the UK isn't an event that happened often, the weather was too un predictable. However, no matter what, I would be attending. You can see me in the first image with the bright orange t shirt.

Once I arrived at the beech bbq, it was clear I was on a different level from most of these men. I was what was known as a “pretty boy” and they were, well hunks. But that just made me want to use my powers even more! As I sauntered down the beech it was like an episode of whatever a Uk version of baywaych would be like. Only without Zac efron or David hasselhoff! In fact Zac and David were probably out of touch with these guys too.

The timing was perfect, Lincoln(left) Giles (right) and Paul centre had just booked onto a jet ski session and had just stepped into the water and began striking a pose for the event. All I had to do now was get in the photo with them. So I asked the jet ski instructed to take our picture.

I got right in-between Lincoln and Paul and placed my arms around both of them. Giles came in close too and we were all now touching in one way or another. Being wet was key to my body swap powers. All four of us would now swap bodies and if they wanted too lives too but I can't control that it would be up to them to decide later. I couldn't even control who I would become but one thing was for sure I would be happy with the results.

They first began to notice things fairly soon after I stepped into the water. We all complained of a tingling sensation in our feet. The only wet part of our bodies at the time.

After about half an hour of messing about on the jet skis we were completely drenched from head to toe. We all moaned of the tingling sensation spreading across our entire bodies and only I knew what it meant. At this point no “desision” had been made about who would become who!

Paul then decided to jump on the back of my jet ski pulling me off into the water. Giles and Lincoln jumped in too. We all began splashing around. Soon the tingling became pain. So we all got back onto the jet skis and headed back to shore.

As we arrived back on dry land the pain had become immense we were all buckled over in two! My body was clearly swelling and bulking up. I noticed the tattoo on my left arm had disappeared. I now knew I was either becoming Lincoln or Paul. I looked at Paul. He now had absolutely zero tattoos, he was clearly becoming Lincoln. Giles had my blond hair. Lincoln was now wearing some mint ink on his left arm. I was clearly becoming Paul.

Fuck, dream come true, if I could of chose, Paul would of been it.

We all sat in a circle feet facing inwards. The pain subsided and all four of us soon realised what had happened as we noticed our own bodies sat in different places around the circle

Paul, now looking like Lincoln got up picked me up from the floor, and went to punch me. It was clearly a struggle for him now with his smaller body.

WAIT I screamed! Punch me, your punching your own body. I'm guessing that since your picking on me that I look like Paul and you are in fact Paul!

FUCK! Yeah you look like me. And what do you mean “you are in fact paul” I am Paul. Wait where have my tats gone? My muscles? Who the fuck have I become?

Looks like your me said Lincoln. And I'd rather you didn't use my hands to punch anyone!

Fuck this is really weird, what should we do?

I guess Google body swaps things.

We've actually swapped bodies?

Looks like it.

Look google says body swapping isn't possible, yet we clearly have! However, it says to not kiss your former body and definitely don't have sex with it. It's said kissing swaps lives too and sex locks us in the wrong body.

Well how the fuck am I supposed to be Paul looking like Lincoln?

I don't think we are supposed to act like each other, I think I've got the body of Paul and anyone who sees me is going to see me as Paul, so I have at least got to attempt being Paul, the three of you are going to have to do the same, at least until we can sort it out