Vote for Matt's next topic (part 4!) (Patreon)

I know the last one you voted for only just went up (more than half of you voted for the winning topic), but I'm interstate at the moment and have some time on my hands to write my next report, so I thought I'd get straight into the next one! 

I'll leave this open for the next few days and as always, please don't mention the topics here so Dave and Jess can be kept in the dark (but if you want to chat to me about it, you can find me here: twitter.com/mattstew_art or here: facebook.com/mattstewartcomedy)

I think all three of these would make great episodes!

Cheers!